Starring: Kevin Hart, Bryan Cranston, Nicole Kidman, Genevieve Angelson, Aja Naomi King, Julianna Margulies, Rachel Alana Handler, Tate Donovan, Mac Brandt, Amara Karan, Omi Vaidya, Golshifteh Farahani
Comedy drama English language remake of the French film, The Intouchables. Directed by Neil Burger, based on a true story, which follows wealthy paraplegic, Phillip Lacasse (Bryan Cranston), who strikes up an unlikely friendship with a recently paroled convict, Dell Scott (Kevin Hart), in need of a job and a fresh start. From worlds apart, Phillip and Dell form an unlikely bond, bridging their differences and gaining invaluable wisdom in the process.
Parole Officer: You need to prove you’re looking for work.
Dell: I’ve been looking, trust me.
Parole Officer: Three signatures by tomorrow, or you can tell it to the judge.
Manager: Tell me about a time when you worked hard to solve a problem?
Dell: This morning, getting up.
[interviewing for carers for Phillip]
Applicant: Let me be your arms and your legs.
Yvonne: I love that.
[she looks over to Phillip, who just stares at her]
Yvonne: You need to wait your turn.
Dell: Relax, this is not a holdup.
[walking over to Phillip]
Dell: Would you sign this one please?
Phillip: How would I sign it?
Dell: I don’t know, slowly?
Dell: What, don’t your arms work?
Phillip: They don’t.
Dell: You can move your mouth.
Phillip: As can you. I need assistance.
Yvonne: [to Dell] You are not qualified for this position.
Dr. Gupta: Have you ever changed a catheter?
Dr. Gupta: Pinch the head, insert.
[Dell winces as the doctor inserts the catheter]
Phillip: I can’t feel it.
Dell: Oh, well I can.
Dell: You want to feed your soul, then listen to the queen.
[starts singing Aretha Franklin’s Think]
Dell: Think, think, think about what you’re trying do to me. It’s amazing, right? I sound just like her.
Phillip: [sarcastically] Yeah, it’ uncanny.
Dell: Are you as rich as Jay Z?
Phillip: No, richer.
Dell: Which car is yours?
Phillip: All of these to the right.
Dell: Oh, my God.
[Dell walks over the cars]
Phillip: They’re not practical.
Dell: [to Phillip] You can have any girl you want. What about this lady with all the Botox? You’re perfect for each other. You can’t move your body, and she can’t move her face.
Phillip: I specifically said nothing for my birthday.
Dell: I’m sorry you got to have a surprise party in your huge mansion, but some of us have got real problems. I’m fighting to see my son.
Phillip: And whose fault is it? Is it yours, or is the world out to get you?
Dell: Are you mad? Do you want to break this big-ass bottle of wine?
[Dell breaks it for him and starts breaking in the room; Yvonne walks enters the room]
Phillip: Dell made a mess.
[as they are paragliding]
Phillip: Just relax!
Dell: I am relaxed! This is me being relaxed!
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