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Starring: Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Rita Moreno, Sally Field, Tom Brady, Harry Hamlin, Billy Porter, Rob Gronkowski, Guy Fieri, Bob Balaban, Glynn Turman, Ron Funches, Jimmy O. Yang
Comedy directed and co-written by Kyle Marvin. Inspired by a true story, 80 for Brady (2023) centers on four best friends, Lou, Trish, Maura, and Betty (Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Rita Moreno, and Sally Field), living life to the fullest, who take a life-changing trip to Super Bowl LI to see their hero Tom Brady play, and the chaos that ensues as they navigate the wilds of the biggest sporting event in the country.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Lou: Game’s about to start!
Maura: Oh, there’s Tom.
Lou: Oh, what a beautiful man. He’s so well hydrated.
Trish: I like Gronkowski.
Betty: We know Trish. We’ve all read your Gronk erotica.
Trish: It’s not erotica. It’s fan fiction. Very sexy fan fiction.
Lou: Aren’t you tired of the same old boring lives? Let’s go to the Super Bowl.
Maura: The Super Bowl is no place for four old women.
Lou: This could be Tom’s last one. He’s almost forty. That’s like eighty in people years.
Trish: We’re eighty in people years!
Betty: What’s going on?
Trish: You’re acting very strange, Lou.
Lou: Just keep your eyes shut.
Maura: Lou, I’ve got to get home before dinner. It’s craps night.
Trish: You got your own house, Maura. Why are you still living in a retirement center?
Maura: Frank loved it very much.
Lou: Okay. Look.
Maura: Ooh. I love presents.
Betty: [as the gender reveal box pops open with balloons] Oh, my gosh. What is happening.
Lou: I wanted it to be surprise. But all they had was gender reveal boxes.
Maura: Who’s having a baby?
Lou: No one! It’s not a gender reveal. It’s just a reveal!
Betty: Of what?
Lou: We’ve won the tickets! We’re going to the Super Bowl!
Betty: Oh, my God! How did that happen?!
Betty: I just really need this trip.
Lou: We’re going to the Super Bowl to enjoy men the way the Romans did. Sweaty, tight pants.
Maura: I can’t believe we’re actually here.
Maura: [referring to the life size poster stand] Taking this one. He’s cute.
Betty: Why is champagne such a violent beverage?
Stadium Staff: So you don’t have any tickets?
Maura: How much for four?
Man: Ten thousand.
Maura: Ten thousand?
Betty: Well, I have a twenty in my strap-on.
Lou: That’s a fanny pack.
Betty: If you wear it like this It’s a strap-on.
Harry: [to Trish] It is so great to meet you. Beauty has no expiration date.
Trish: I didn’t flirt. He did.
Lou: There’s so much here to do. We could even win these tickets.
Contest Staff: This is a spicy wings contest.
Betty: I could use a little spice.
Contest Staff: If you black out, who do you want me to call?
Betty: An ambulance?
Maura: [as Sally enters the spicy wings contest] I know her!
Trish: If you do this, you give us something to remember. Honey, it worked.
Maura: Do you think you could get us in?
Gugu: Follow me.
Gugu: These are my dancers.
Security: Prove it.
Gugu: What dance moves do you ladies know?
Maura: The twist.
Betty: The jerk?
Rob Gronkowski: Hi.
Trish: You’re so big.
Rob Gronkowski: Thank you.
Betty: Isn’t that what friendship is? That we face the unknown together?
Security: Let’s go, golden girls. Come with me.
Maura: Let’s make a run.
Lou: These are good.
Betty: Very good.
Server: Oh, careful. They’re high dosage.
Lou: High dosage?
Maura: [sees everyone in the room looking like Guy Fieri] Excuse me, I’m looking for someone.
Guy Fieri: Are you okay?
Maura: [as she takes off her mask and looks in the mirror] I’m Guy Fieri.
Maura: Oh, my God. That’s…
All: Tom Brady!