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Starring: Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kathryn Newton, Jonathan Majors, Randall Park
Story:
MCU superhero action comedy sequel directed by Peyton Reed. Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania (2023) follows Scott Lang and Hope Van Dyne (Paul Rudd and Evangeline Lilly), along with Hank Pym and Janet Van Dyne (Michael Douglas and Michelle Pfeiffer), explore the Quantum Realm, where they interact with strange creatures and embark on an adventure that goes beyond the limits of what they thought was possible.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Scott Lang: A lot has changed about my life. We literally saved the world. But right now, the only job I want is being a dad.
Scott Lang: I used to ask myself a lot of questions. “Scott, you’re an ex-con. How are you an Avenger? That doesn’t make sense.” But everywhere I go, people tell me the same thing.
Cafe Owner: [to Scott] Thank you, Spider-Man!
Scott Lang: [reading from his book] Do I miss the action? Sometimes. Will I be there when The Avengers need me? Absolutely. I’d never turn my back on them. But right now, the only job I want is being a dad. I love you, Cassie. Thanks for being my hero. And I’m sorry I missed some birthdays. And for the rest of you kids out there, word of advice. Look out for the little guy.
Dr. Hank Pym: When you came back everything changed.
Dr. Hank Pym: [as he enlarges a pizza] I just saved eight bucks.
Scott Lang: God, I admire you.
Scott Lang: You know, I promised your mom that you would only use this stuff when one of us was around. It’s really dangerous tech.
Cassie Lang: I know it’s dangerous.
Scott Lang: What if the cops took it from you? What if you lost it?
Cassie Lang: I didn’t lose the suit.
Scott Lang: You have a suit? Wait. You have a suit?
Cassie Lang: I know how to take care of myself. Okay? Trust me. I’m pretty good at it by now.
Scott Lang: Ouch.
Cassie Lang: I didn’t mean it like that. I’m sorry.
Scott Lang: I know. That’s okay. It’s alright. I get it.
Scott Lang: I just think you should get to have a normal life.
Cassie Lang: Dad, a guy dressed like a bee tried to kill me in my room when I was six. I’ve never had a normal life.
Hope Van Dyne: [as she turns on the car stereo] How about some music?
Scott Lang: “And in that moment, all I could think was, “How did Hulk turn me into a baby? Will I be a baby forever. Am I the Hulk’s baby?” But I was ready for anything.”
Cassie Lang: Dad, are you listening to your own book?
Scott Lang: No. That’s just the radio.
Cassie Lang: Dad, turn it off.
Scott Lang: It’s so weird. Something’s wrong with this switch. It won’t turn it off.
Cassie Lang: I said turn it off!
Scott Lang: What’s that? Turn I up? Alright.
Scott Lang: “A little after that a raccoon from space showed up. I don’t think he knew my name. I was happy to meet a raccoon who could talk.”
Janet Van Dyne: [to Cassie] So you’ve been studying the Quantum Realm. Why didn’t you ask me about it?
Hope Van Dyne: I tried, Mom. A lot. You never wanted to talk about it.
Dr. Hank Pym: Cassie’s just being curious, and we gave her some pointers.
Janet Van Dyne: This isn’t exactly ant science, is it, Henry? You know how dangerous the Quantum Realm is.
Hope Van Dyne: We all do, Mom. Nobody is going to the Quantum Realm.
Cassie Lang: That’s why we made this. Like a satellite for deep space or the ocean, but Quantum. We just need a map. And then we can study and explore the entire Quantum Realm. Never even have to go.
Dr. Hank Pym: [to Scott] Your daughter built a subatomic Hubble telescope in a basement.
Cassie Lang: Yeah. If I had something like this when you were gone, then I could have found you.
Janet Van Dyne: Wait a minute. You’re sending a signal down to the Quantum Realm? Turn it off, now!
Cassie Lang: [after they all get sucked into the Quantum Realm] Where are we?
Janet Van Dyne: It’s a secret universe beneath ours.
Dr. Hank Pym: There are beings down there. Intelligent beings. I always theorized it was possible, but to be here. A subatomic universe. This changes everything we know about life, evolution, our place in the galaxy. Holy ****. That guy looks like broccoli.
Jentorra: You come from above, like him. He will burn the world to find you.
Cassie Lang: Who?
Jentorra: The Conqueror
Hope Van Dyne: What are you so afraid of?
Janet Van Dyne: There’s something I never told you.
Scott Lang: [to Cassie] It’s okay. Breathe. We’re going to get out of this. And we’re going to go home.
Scott Lang: It’s like we’re camping.
Cassie Lang: We’ve never been camping.
Scott Lang: But we’ve always talked about it.
Kang The Conqueror: You’re an interesting man, Scott Lang.
Scott Lang: I don’t know who you are, but you’ve made a big mistake. Okay? I’m an Avenger. I’ve called all the other Avengers.
Kang The Conqueror: You’re an Avenger. Have I killed you before?
Scott Lang: What?
Kang The Conqueror: They all blend together after a while.
Kang The Conqueror: You’re not the one with the hammer?
Scott Lang: That’s Thor. We get confused a lot. Similar body types.
Scott Lang: Who are you?
Kang The Conqueror: Just a man, who’s lost a lot of time, like you. But we can help each other with that.
Kang The Conqueror: I’m the man who can give you the one thing you want.
Scott Lang: What’s that?
Kang The Conqueror: Time.
Kang The Conqueror: Scott Lang. You want to get out of here, and I need to get out of here. Bring me what I want.
Kang The Conqueror: This place, it isn’t what you think. It’s a cage. But we can help each other.
Kang The Conqueror: I can get you home, and give you more time, if you help me. So, what’s it going to be, Ant-Man?
Kang The Conqueror: Scott Lang. Your reality, everything you’re holding on to, I know how it ends.
Janet Van Dyne: [referring to Kang] He can rewrite existence and shatter timelines.
Janet Van Dyne: This place, it changes you.
Janet Van Dyne: [referring to Kang] He is a monster who thinks he’s a god. You cannot trust him!
Scott Lang: I don’t care what he can do. He is not getting out!
Scott Lang: I don’t care who this guy is. I just lost so much. He can give us a second chance.
Kang The Conqueror: Let me make this easy for you. You will bring me what I need, or everything you call a life will end.
Scott Lang: [to the aliens holding him] Let me go! Let me go! I don’t know what you’re saying!
Aliens: [as they pour down the liquid in Scott’s throat, he starts to understand them] Drink the ooze! Drink the ooze! Drink the ooze!
Veb: Hello. Hi! Did you drink the ooze?
Scott Lang: Why can I understand you?
Veb: Oh, great. That’s the ooze. Hey, everybody it worked! Ooze worked.
Kang The Conqueror: Everything you call a life, I will burn out of time.
Janet Van Dyne: He can rewrite existence and shatter timelines.
Cassie Lang: This is all my fault.
Kang The Conqueror: You may not want her to watch this.
Scott Lang: We had a deal.
Kang The Conqueror: You thought you could win?!
Scott Lang: I don’t have to win, we both just have to lose.
Kang The Conqueror: You’re out of your league, Ant-Man.
Scott Lang: I’m coming for you!
Kang The Conqueror: You think you can beat me? I am Kang!
Cassie Lang: Okay! I have a suit!
Scott Lang: Yeah. I noticed.
Scott Lang: Look, momentum. Right? Jump, tap! Right? One move. Jump, tap.
Cassie Lang: I know how to do it, Dad.
Scott Lang: Oh, do you?
Cassie Lang: Yes!
Scott Lang: Really? Because it didn’t look like it from my end.
Cassie Lang: I messed it up on the timing.
Scott Lang: Jump!
Scott Lang: You see what I did?
Cassie Lang: No. You’re like this small!
Scott Lang: I jumped and tapped!
Cassie Lang: Dad!
Scott Lang: I’m sorry Cassie!
Scott Lang: He’s got Cassie.
Scott Lang: I don’t care who this guy is, we’re going to go home.
Hope Van Dyne: We’ll stop him together.
Hope Van Dyne: You ready?
Scott Lang: Ready.
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