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Starring: Sydney Sweeney, Glen Powell, Alexandra Shipp, GaTa, Hadley Robinson, Michelle Hurd, Dermot Mulroney, Darren Barnet, Rachel Griffiths
Romantic comedy directed and co-written by Will Gluck. Anyone But You (2023) centers on Bea and Ben (Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell), who look like the perfect couple, but after an amazing first date, something happens that turns their fiery hot attraction ice cold, until they find themselves unexpectedly thrust together at a destination wedding in Australia. So they do what any two mature adults would do, pretend to be a couple.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Ben: Hey. Headed to the wedding?
Bea: Of my sister? Yes, I am.
Ben: So where’s your fiancé?
Ben: [to the elderly passenger sat beside Bea] Wait, is this him? Hey, I’m Ben. I was her hall pass on your break.
Bea: Wow, you are a child.
Ben: It’s pretty long flight. Do you want anything from the front of the boat?
Bea: I’m all good on creatine and “small d**k” on security.
Ben: Nothing small about me.
Elderly Passenger: What the…?
Bea’s Sister: [referring to Ben] That’s the jerk who he got with when she was on her break from Jonathan.
Bea: [referring to Ben] I could never be with someone like him.
Ben: [referring to Bea] This girl’s a disaster.
Woman: They’re going to ruin our wedding.
Bea: [referring to Ben and Margaret] What’s going on over there?
Bea’s Sister: They dated. She crushed his heart.
Ben: That man does not have a heart.
Bea: No way.
Bea’s Father: Honey! Look who’s here!
Ben: Who is it?
Bea: My ex, Jonathan. My parents have been trying to get us back together.
Bea’s Father: He’s like a son to us.
Bea: Maybe we should just tell everyone we’re together.
Bea: It would solve that problem for me, and you clearly want Margaret. She sees you’re with me. She wants what she can’t have. It could be kind of fun.
Bea: Trust me. We’re at a wedding a million miles away from home. Who knows what could happen.
Ben: There’s no way we can convince anyone we actually like each other.
Bea: You know, I still think about that night we spent together.
Ben: Shut up.
Bea: No, I’m serious. No matter how it ended, It was still pretty amazing.
Bea: [she leans close into Ben, then smacks his crotch] Convincing enough?
Ben: Let’s do it.
Bea’s Mother: Honey, here he is!
Bea: Oh, no. I’m with Ben.
Ben: So is it like we just got together, or we’ve been sneaking around?
Bea: Let’s just be affectionate. Show time.
Ben: Permission to put my left hand on your right buttock?
Bea: [as he’s stroking her butt] I’m not a magic lamp.
Bea: [as she sees no one is watching her and Ben] Ugh, goddamit.
Ben: [to Bea] We have to take it up a notch.
Bea: Nice touch.
Ben: Nice dress.
Ben: [as Bea takes a bite out of the hot cheese toast sandwich] Oh, no, no. It’s going to be hot! When are you ever going to learn?
Bea: Titanic me.
Ben: Are they watching?
Margaret: [watching Ben and Bea] Are they doing Titanic?
Bea’s Sister: Aw.
Ben: They’re gone, show’s over.
Ben: [as he accidentally knocks Bea into the water] Oh, my God.
Bea: Do you have a mole or something on your butt?
Ben: [as Bea pulls out her hand to reveal a giant spider] What the f***?
Ben: [after he strips naked, referring to the spider] One might be in you.
Bea: [as she checks down her clothes I’m good.
Ben: That’s probably a better way to check than what I did.
Ben: [as he and Bea show up in their underwear] What did we miss?
Margaret: What did we miss?