Starring: Ferdia Shaw, Lara McDonnell, Hong Chau, Nonso Anozie, Josh Gad, Judi Dench, Miranda Raison, Tamara Smart, Nikesh Patel, Joshua McGuire, Chi-Lin Kim, Jean-Paul Ly, Adam Basil, Hannah Flynn, Matt Townsend, Michael Abubakar, Jake Davies, Rachel Denning, Matt Jessup, Simone Kirby


Sci-fi fantasy adventure directed by Kenneth Branagh. The story centers on young genius, Artemis Fowl (Ferdia Shaw), a descendant of a long line of criminal masterminds. As he seeks to find his father, who has mysteriously disappeared, with the help of his loyal protector, Butler (Nonso Anozie), he uncovers an ancient, underground civilization, the amazingly advanced world of fairies. Deducing that his father’s disappearance is somehow connected to the secretive, reclusive fairy world, Artemis concocts a dangerous plan, so dangerous that he ultimately finds himself in a perilous war of wits with the all-powerful fairies.


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We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now here’s a small selection.




Interrogator: We want to know everything about the man you work for.
Mulch Diggums: The man? Oh, no. This isn’t about the father. This is about the son. Artemis Fowl.


Artemis Fowl I: You’ve grow strong, son, and smarter than I ever imagined.


Artemis Fowl II: Then take me with you.
Artemis Fowl I: You’re all I have now, Arty. There’s just one very important thing I have to do.


[as Artemis watches the news]
News Reporter: Authorities launched a worldwide manhunt for the famous collector. He is suspected to have been behind some of the biggest robberies ever.
Artemis Fowl II: Dad.


[answers a call]
Artemis Fowl II: Hello?
Opal: Your family has taken something of great value from us.
[we see a captured Artemis Senior]
Artemis Fowl I: Artemis!
Opal: Return it to me, or I will destroy everything you love.


Butler: You weren’t supposed to see this yet.
[shows Artemis a secret lab]


Butler: [to Artemis] Your father is in a complicated profession. For years, he has protected powerful secrets that have kept mankind safe from the dangers of another world. It’s time to face your destiny. But we are not alone in this.


[introducing himself to Artemis]
Mulch Diggums: Mulch Diggums. Just a talented giant dwarf.
Holly Short: And I’m Holly Short, your ally on the other side.


Commander Root: Our world has never been in more danger. Human greed is what drove us underground all those years ago, to escape from your rapacious appetite. I warn you, boy, you are not prepared for the truth behind what you seek. Now you will believe, Artemis Fowl.


Artemis Fowl II: It’s real.


Artemis Fowl II: Alright. Save my father, save the world.


Butler: Scared, Artemis?
Artemis Fowl II: I preferred scared to dead.


Holly Short: An army is coming.


[as a troll is outside the house about to attack them]
Artemis Fowl II: I didn’t read much on Trolls. Anything I should look out for?
Holly Short: The teeth.
[the troll roars]
Holly Short: They eat people.
Artemis Fowl II: Good to know.


Opal: You think you can beat us.
Mulch Diggums: We’ll see.


Opal: Who do you think you are?
Artemis Fowl II: I’m the next criminal mastermind


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