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Starring: Cooper Raiff, Dakota Johnson, Brad Garrett, Leslie Mann, Vanessa Burghardt, Evan Assante, Raúl Castillo, Odeya Rush, Kelly O’Sullivan
Story:
Apple TV+ comedy drama written and directed by Cooper Raiff. Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022) follows Andrew (Cooper Raiff), who is fresh out of college, without a clear life path, and is stuck back at home with his family in New Jersey working as a Bar Mitzvah party host. But when Andrew befriends a local mom, Domino (Dakota Johnson), and her daughter, Lola (Vanessa Burghardt), he finally discovers a future he wants, even if it might not be his own.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
David: If anybody knows how to start a party, it’s my brother, Andrew. Or should I say, the Jig Conductor.
Andrew’s Mom: It’s fine. It’s so cute. It’s so good.
Andrew: No, Mom. If anybody sees that, I’m going to get put on a watch list.
Andrew: I can’t believe college is over.
Macy: You have a job now, or…
Andrew: We’re not allowed to talk about jobs at the Bat Mitzvah party.
Macy: So, you either don’t have a job, or you have a bad job.
Andrew: I have a bad job, yeah.
Stepdad Greg: How much does a party starter get paid, I wonder.
Andrew’s Mom: Honey, I’m not just saying this because I’m your mother. But I feel like you’re way ahead of the game.
Andrew: [referring to Domino and Lola] Who’s that?
Macy: That’s a mom and her kid.
Andrew: Do you two dance?
Domino: We’re not feeling it right now.
Andrew: Tonight is the night that you and Lola dance your booties off. Oh! I don’t know how to moonwalk.
Andrew: [referring to Lola] How about I bet you three hundred dollars that I can get her to dance.
Domino: I will give you a thousand dollars.
Domino: [referring to Lola] She really likes you.
Andrew: I really like her.
Domino: Do you think he would be a good sitter, for you?
Lola: I do not do well with sitters. But I think it might be a bit different with Andrew.
Lola: Do you want to meet my hamster?
Andrew: Yeah.
Domino: I want to thank you for being so kind to Lola.
Andrew: Easiest thing in the world.
Domino: [to Andrew] I’m having more fun now than I did the whole night.
Andrew: Do you have a husband?
Domino: I have a fiance.
Joseph: I hear you’re a great party starter.
Andrew: I hear you’re a great professional lawyer.
Joseph: Much to figure out, after college.
Andrew: Is he your soulmate?
Domino: Do you believe in soulmates?
Andrew: I think we all have like a ton of soulmates.
Domino: How many soulmates?
Andrew: For you, like four.
Domino: How many do you have?
Andrew: Like twelve hundred.
Domino: Giving your heart to somebody is the most perplexing thing. You can’t just decide that you love somebody.
Andrew: Yes, you can.
Domino: No, you can’t.
Andrew: Yes, you can.
Joseph: We don’t need you to babysit anymore.
Andrew: Why?
Joseph: Lots of reasons.
Stepdad Greg: Are you drunk right now, Son?
Andrew: Everything is just a mess.
Andrew’s Mom: Growing up is hard.
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