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Starring: Keri Russell, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Ray Liotta, Alden Ehrenreich, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Kristofer Hivju, Christian Convery-Jennings, Brooklynn Prince, Margo Martindale, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Hannah Hoekstra, Aaron Holliday
Story:
Black comedy thriller directed by Elizabeth Banks. Inspired by a true story set in 1985, Cocaine Bear (2023) follows the story of a drug runner’s plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it. An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists, and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a bear has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a drug-fueled rampage for more blow and blood.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
News Anchor: Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this mornin in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Bob: [referring to the cocaine] There’s more of this out there. They dumped it somewhere.
Sari: I’m looking for my daughter.
Ranger Liz: The forest is a dangerous place.
Young Girl: Hey, Henry. Check it out. Something got into it. A deer, maybe.
Dentwood: A lot of cocaine was lost. I need you to go and get it.
Howard: [as the bears starts eating the cocaine bags] No, no, no! Don’t eat that. Don’t eat that.
Bob: [referring to the bear ingesting the cocaine] Let’s see what kind of effect that has on it.
Bob: Oh, man. You f***ed.
Eddie: [as the bear is hugging him] I don’t like this! Please stop!
Eddie: The bear, it f***ing did cocaine. A bear did cocaine!
Henry: There was a bear…
Sari: A bear?
Henry: It was f***ed!
Ranger Liz: Hey, that’s inappropriate.
Man: That bear’s worth fourteen million.
Man: Bears are very peaceful creatures.
Henry: You’re safe. Bears can’t climb trees.
Man: Of course they can!
Henry: I’d love to not remember this. But it kind of seems like the thing that stays with a man forever.
Bob: Apex predator, high on cocaine, out of it’s mind.
Beth: Oh, Jesus. What is that?
Medic: [as he sees the bear] Beth, we should go.
Beth: What the f*** is wrong with that bear?
Medic: Shoot it! Beth, speed up!
Man: Why are you shooting at me?!
Woman: [as they see the bear in the distance] We have such good luck in nature.
[the bear suddenly attacks them]
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