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Starring: Jamie Foxx, Dave Franco, Snoop Dogg, Meagan Goodd, Karla Souza, Natasha Liu Bordizzo, Oliver Masucci, Steve Howey, Scott Adkins, Zion Broadnax
Story:
Netflix action horror comedy directed by J.J. Perry. Day Shift (2022) follows hard working blue collar dad, Bud Jablonski (Jamie Foxx), who just wants to provide a good life for his daughter. But his mundane San Fernando Valley pool cleaning job is a front for his real source of income, hunting and killing vampires as part of an international Union of vampire hunters.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Big John: Vampire hunting is a business. Cutting necks and cashing checks. Things have changed since you got your a** kicked out the Union.
Bud Jablonski: If I don’t come up with ten K, my wife and daughter are going to move to Florida. And the Union is the only place that could give me that kind of money.
Seeger: [to Bud] Your record is chock-full of incidents.
Big John: Bud, he’s a new man.
Seeger: One last chance. This is your final warning.
Bud Jablonski: Let’s get cracking.
Seth: Oh, no! Bud, help me!
Seth: Vampires just tried to kill me. Now I just pi**ed my favorite f***ing suit.
Bud Jablonski: Hey. Hey. Everybody pi**es themselves the first time.
Seth: Really?
Bud Jablonski: Yeah.
Seth: Did you?
Bud Jablonski: No, I didn’t. But listen, you did.
Bud Jablonski: Hey, don’t you puke in here.
Seth: I swallowed it.
Big John: Locked and loaded.
Bud Jablonski: Vampires. They live amongst us. And all they are is murderers. It’s not Eclipse, New Moon, Breaking Dawn: Part 1. It ain’t like that, alright?
Seth: Why do you know the names to all the specific Twilight films?
Bud Jablonski: What?
Seth: And what’s your gripe with Breaking Dawn: Part 2? It’s the exciting conclusion of the whole Twilight Saga.
Bud Jablonski: You know what I see when I see a vamp? A big old dollar sign.
Seth: So what’s on the agenda today?
Bud Jablonski: Like every day. Hunting vampires.
Woman: What are you doing in my room?
[Bud shoots her and the woman rises shifting into a vampire]
Bud Jablonski: [as he extracts one of the vampire’s teeth] Money.
Big John: Welcome to the Day Shift, m**herf***er.
Bud Jablonski: Works every time.
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