DC League of Super-Pets (2022) Best Movie Quotes

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Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Kate McKinnon, John Krasinski, Vanessa Bayer, Natasha Lyonne, Diego Luna, Keanu Reeves, Marc Maron, Thomas Middleditch, Ben Schwartz

OUR RATING: ★★★☆☆

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Animated superhero comedy directed by Jared Stern and by Sam Levine. DC League of Super-Pets (2022) follows Krypto (Dwayne Johnson), who is Superman’s dog and best friend, sharing the same superpowers and fighting crime in Metropolis side by side. But when Superman and the rest of the Justice League are kidnapped, Krypto must convince a rag-tag shelter pack, Ace the hound (Kevin Hart), who becomes super strong, PB the pig (Vanessa Bayer), who can grow to giant size, Merton the turtle (Natasha Lyonne), who becomes super fast, and Chip the squirrel (Diego Luna), who gains electric powers, to master their own newfound powers and help him rescue the superheroes.

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'When you love somebody, and I mean, you really love them, you got to be willing to do anything for them. Even if that means letting them go.' - Ace (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

Best Quotes

Krypto: [as Superman is asleep, snoring] Alright, wake up, buddy. It is walk o’clock.

Lois Lane: [referring to the hotdog] And I got you one of these from 43rd Street. Which is like a full three blocks out of my way.
Superman: During rush hour? Wow, that’s like me flying to Mars.
Lois Lane: What? You can fly? I always thought the cape was just a cute accessory.
Superman: Oh. So you think I’m cute.
Lois Lane: I said the cape was cute.
Superman: You think I’m cute.

Krypto: [as he sees toy Batman] Squeezy Bruce!
Superman: Fetch!
Krypto: Pup, up and away!

Krypto: [sees Squeey Bruce in the tree trunk] I see you’ve retreated to your Batcave, but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice.

Waffles: [to Foofy Dog] And then I says, “If you don’t want me rubbing my butt in the carpet, get hardwood floors.”

'You really should have made it harder to find you. Those glasses aren't fooling anyone. Moustache maybe, but not glasses.' - Lulu (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

Foofy Dog: It’s Krypto the Superdog.
Krypto: Okay. You can have my pawtograph. Listen, I’m afraid I got to keep it to just one, or I’ll be signing all day.

Waffles: Mr. Outside-Underpants. He doesn’t want the toy. He’s trying to get rid of you.
Krypto: What? That’s ridiculous. Superman and I are inseparable. I’m his ride or die.

Waffles: [to Krypto] Same thing happened to me. Nancy got a fiancee, and it was all over. That’s French for, “Bye-bye, dog.”

Ace: Like clockwork, Carl will try to flirt with Patty.
Carl: Ooh! Is that new perfume?
Patty: It’s cat pee.
Ace: And have zero game.

Chip: [as Ace is trying to escape] What if the rescue lady catches you? And locks you in the back room? Where they only listen to smooth jazz.

'A little advice. Never test a guinea pig.' - Lulu (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

PB: [to Ace] But don’t you want to get adopted and feel the warm embrace of a middle-aged person who lives alone?

Ace: It’s a hundred percent animal farm.
PB: That doesn’t sound ominous at all.

Ace: Lulu, whatever they tested on you in that lab, left you a few guineas short of a pig.

Lulu: You fear my brilliance. Recede into shadows. Recede into shadows. Maintain eye contact. Recede into shadows.

Krypto: What is new with you, fellow normal dog?
Corgi: I bit the FedEx guy the other day.
Krypto: Ah, fine job. Who was he working for? General Zod? The Legion of Doom?
Corgi: FedEx.
Krypto: Of course! The federation of exes. Not to be trusted.
Corgi: What is taking my owner so long?

'It's not superpowers that make you a hero.' - Dog-El (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

Ace: [as he collides with Krypto] Oh, man, that hurt.
Krypto: Yes. And that hurt me as well. Due to the fact that I feel pain as any ordinary canine would.

Krypto: Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities, dog I’ve never met.
Ace: What the heck are you talking about, man? You’re the same dog that was literally just behind me.
Krypto: Impossible. That dog wore glasses.

Ace: I should warn you, I’m one-eighth boxer!
Krypto: And seven-eighths Chihuahua.
Ace: Chihuahuas are vicious.

Ace: Oh, you think you’re so great, don’t you, Superdog? You think your dookie don’t stink.
Krypto: My dookie doesn’t stink.
Ace: Wait. Wait. Time out. Are you serious, right now?
Krypto: Yep. It actually smells like sandalwood. It’s borderline aromatherapy, if I’m being honest.
Ace: You ain’t normal, man.

'I'm fine. I was just hit by a car a little.' - Krypto 'You never forget your first time.' - Merton (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

Krypto: [as he’s flushing the toilet floating mid-air] I can’t believe that shelter punk said I wasn’t normal. I’m a totally normal dog.

Aquaman: Thanks for building your stupid evil headquarters on the river. Very convenient for the water guy. I’m Aquaman!
Krypto: Oh, great. These jabronies.

Wonder Woman: [in her jet] Please fasten your safety belts. They are invisible.
Krypto: Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible. It’s really more transparent.

Lex Luthor: But I’m supposed to have superpowers!
Batman: They’re overrated.

'A hamster is a hacky sack. A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch.' - Lulu (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

PB: Guys, what’s going on?
Lulu: Nothing, PB. Just the plan that you all called crazy turns out to be crazy good. You see, when I was back in the lab, there was this human. He was evil, sadistic, hot. And together we were two scientists searching for ultimate power. Of course, there were missteps along the way. The red kryptonite made my hair fall out. Luckily, I had the bone structure to pull it off.

Lulu: And we had a plan. Until Krypto the Superdog had to come and ruin it. Stupid name. Named after his planet. Oh, real creative.

PB: The orange kryptonite gave me powers too. This is my origin story. And my uncle didn’t even have to die.

PB: Right. Wonder Pig, still working on the name, is on it.

'You know what they say about dogs, don't you? We love unconditionally.' - Ace (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

Ace: I should be a lot more dead right now, right?
PB: Oh, my gosh. The orange kryptonite gave you powers too!
Chip: You’re super strong! And your tail is now made of fire.
Ace: I’m sorry. My what is who?

Krypto: Alright. Thursday night TV night. Time for my favorite show with my bro in Metropo.

Superman: [uses his laser eyes to iron his shirt] Let me just iron that out. They should call me Iron Man.
Superman: [laughs] No.

Krypto: [to Superman] Well, look at you, all spiffy. Pretty dressed up for the British Bake Off. But you know what? It makes sense. This is the season finale.
Krypto: [as the door bell rings, sees it’s Lois] You have a date? On Bake Off night?

'I say this with love. You are all losers. You've always been losers, and you'll continue to be losers until the end of your loser lives.' - Lulu (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

Krypto: [to Superman] Fine. I’ll watch the crusts crisp alone. Bad owner!

Lulu: Kal-El, son of Jor-El, I am Lulu, daughter of Cinnamon, and you will kneel before me.
Superman: [we see that Superman just hears her squeaking] Wait a minute. Aren’t you the hamster from the shelter?
Lulu: I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel!

Lulu: [to Superman] You really should have made it harder to find you. Those glasses aren’t fooling anyone. Moustache maybe, but not glasses.

Lois Lane: [as she sees Superman is in trouble] Why does this always happen on date night?
JLA Hotline: [as Lois calls Justice League] You’ve reached the Justice League emergency line. For Earth-One, press one. For Earth-Two, press two. For Earth-Three…

'You can't have justice without truth.' - Ace (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

Lulu: [to Superman] A little advice. Never test a guinea pig. Okay?

Lulu: [to Krypto] You took me away from Lex, so now I’m taking Superman away from you. Oh, and don’t worry, this is only step one of my evil plan. There’s more.

Krypto: But how am I supposed to be a hero when I don’t have my powers?
Dog-El: It’s not superpowers that make you a hero, Krypto. That’s not your problem.
Krypto: Then what is it?
Dog-El: Your problem is you.

PB: Are you okay?
Krypto: I’m fine. I’m fine. I was just hit by a car a little.
Merton: You never forget your first time.

'A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil. A hamster is a chipmunk with nothing interesting going on fur-wise.' - Lulu (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

Ace: Oh, of course! You’re that super dork who got me thrown back in the slammer. What was it? Creepo? Crisco? What’s your name?
PB: No. It’s Krypto the Superdog!

Krypto: When one has an abundance of power, they have a certain duty to use that power to…
Ace: [Krypto looks aside to see Ace peeing] Sorry. You were saying something?
Krypto: I was making an inspiring hero speech. How much did you have to drink?
Ace: I had two toilet bowls, and a bidet. A bidet too, which is crazy. I didn’t even know that was a thing. But it’s like a dog water fountain.
Krypto: You disgusting animal.

Krypto: I grew up on a farm. In a town called Smallville.
Merton: Now that sounds made-up.

Ace: Wait a minute. Is this blackmail? Are you blackmailing me?
Krypto: No. I’m just asking you for something, which I will reward you for by not revealing damaging information.
Ace: That is literally the definition of blackmail. Fine. We’ll help you get your dumb owner back. You got yourself a super team.

'Batman works alone. Except for Robin, and Alfred, Commissioner Gordon, Justice League, Batgirl, Batwoman, my IT crew, whoever Morgan Freeman played.' - Batman (DC League of Super-Pets) Click To Tweet

Lulu: Terrifying villains, deadly assassins, I have come to recruit you for a siege
of murderous savagery! My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs. I have sought you out because you are apex predators. Gods amongst men! Okay, look. Pig to pig, I need your help, because my owner has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle.

Lulu: [referring to Lex] That’s my best friend. And mentor. Best friend and mentor.

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Keith: Actually, I think we’d just rather stay here.
Mark: Yeah, I mean, we get summers off, all-you-can-drink water.
Keith: We even have Spanish class every miercoles.
Lulu: Oh, you have nothing until you’ve licked from the cold steel straw of power.

Lulu: [to Batman] Hamster? A hamster is a hacky sack! A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch! We are guinea pigs, and when we’re through with you, buster, you’ll know it.

Wonder Woman: This ends now, sister. I have you in my Lasso of Truth.
Lulu: Oh, you want the truth? The boots are a bit much.

Krypto: Is this really the best way to find Superman? Because to me, this just seems gross.
Ace: What do you mean, gross? Smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog. Next to licking any part of your body. I mean, I lick myself all the time.
Krypto: Well, that explains the breath.

Ace: You want to find Lulu and rescue Captain Hair Gel, right? Well, I suggest you start sniffing. You know what they say, smell is the sight of the nose.
Krypto: No one says that.
Ace: Well, they should.

Ace: And on that corner, right there… Oh, no. Dang. A pigeon got her heart broken. I can still smell the hurt. She was a heavy crier.

PB: Well, you might not have your Superman, but at least you have us. A whole super team! The Mighty Oink! Squirrelverine. Droolo.
Ace: Seriously? Droolo?
PB: [referring to Merton] And wait, where’s Shell-on-wheels? Shells?

Merton: [to a helmet on the ground] What’s happening, sweet cheeks?

Krypto: I ate some green kryptonite.
PB: A Kryptonian’s only weakness.
Merton: Why would you eat your weakness, you dum-dum?
Krypto: It was in some cheese.
PB: A dog’s only weakness.
Ace: Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once. If we’re going off that, I’d say you probably got a solid two days until that thing passes. Well, unless it’s a stegosaurus, then you just pray.

Krypto: Who’s ready to go save my best friend?
Chip: [referring to Lulu] You want us to fight her? She just took out the whole Justice League! And they all have opposable thumbs.

Krypto: Excellent shielding. That seemed incredibly painful.
Ace: Anybody want to switch powers?

Krypto: You guys are terrible superheroes.

Lulu: [to Krypto] Risky move for a dog with no powers. Some would say heroic. I would say dumb.

Batman: Hey! Stop chewing on that Batarang. Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that, and then gave it to me as a present.

Superman: [referring to Krypto] He’s not the greatest with other animals.
Batman: He better get it together soon, or those ferrets are going to take over the world.

Krypto: You bet on if I was alive?
Ace: Nope. I bet on if you were dead.
Chip: I bet you were horribly maimed.

Ace: Is this some type of fancy DMV?
PB: Are you kidding? It’s the Hall of Justice. This is where the Justice League hangs out. I bet they’re all super tight buds, and they like try on each other’s clothes, and then they eat like really fun snacks, and then they probably just tell each other everything.
Krypto: Yeah. Everything.
Merton: He seems sad and defeated.
Ace: So, it is a DMV.

Ace: Well, when you love somebody, and I mean, you really love them, you got to be willing to do anything for them. Even if that means letting them go.
Krypto: Even if it hurts?
Ace: Especially then.

Ace: You know what they say about dogs, don’t you?
Krypto: Never feed us chocolate.
Ace: We love unconditionally.

Chip: I am really bad at this.
PB: That’s just because you’re still learning your powers. Every hero struggles like this. Until they have their training montage.

Krypto: They’re going to need a longer montage.
Ace: Those guys, well, they suck visibly. Yes, I can agree with you there. But they’re stronger than you think.

Krypto: Watch out for the…
Ace: [as he runs into it] Invisible jet. Yep. Maybe put up a sign. Or rope it off. Maybe some cones.

Ace: More importantly, can a dog fly a plane?
Krypto: Of course. I can fly. This can fly. It’ll be just like riding a bike.
Ace: Do you know how to ride a bike?
Krypto: No. I know how to fly.

Krypto: Relax, we’ll be fine.
Ace: Stop saying that!
Chip: We’re never fine!

Krypto: Out of the way, cat child. We have to get to Stryker’s.
Whiskers: Sorry, I can’t do that. Lulu saved my life. Now, I must take yours. Goodbye.

Krypto: That monster is lucky I don’t have my heat vision.
PB: Good thing you’ve got something better.
Krypto: What’s that?
Merton: Us, you idiot.

Merton: Boom-boom-boom. Here I go. Mrs. Fast Pants.

Green Lantern: On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon. But he thought we were dating.

Aquaman: All the creatures of the sea are my friends. Except for that one eel who knows what he did.

Batman: Yeah, I’m not really an animal guy.
Superman: Oh! Are you allergic, or…?
Batman: As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats. I can still hear the screams as their dark wings flapped around me, scratching my chubby, childish flesh. I’m tormented every waking moment.
Superman: I really think a pet would be good for you.

Merton: Brring, brring. Hello. Who’s there? The League of Super-Pets.

Lulu: Okay, I’m going to count to three. And I’ll start at two because I’m evil.

Lulu: Lex, what are you doing? We’re a team. Lex, we were scientists together. No. Lex, what are you doing?
Lex Luthor: I mean, come on. You didn’t expect me to share credit with a rodent, did you?

Lulu: I say this with love. You are all losers. You’ve always been losers, and you’ll continue to be losers until the end of your loser lives.

Lex Luthor: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the Justice League, captured by me, entirely on my own.
Mercy Graves: The guinea pig did literally everything.

Krypto: When I was a puppy, I promised I’d watch over Superman. And I failed. All because I was jealous of Lois.
Merton: Who wouldn’t be? Have you seen those bangs? Ba-bang!

Krypto: My father was right. My problem is me. I’m sorry.
Ace: No, man. You’re good. You’re just finally being real with yourself. You can’t have justice without truth.

Krypto: My powers. I’m back!
Merton: The kryptonite has left the dog.
Ace: Well, that does smell like sandalwood.

Ace: [referring to Krypto] You believe that dog? Has an emotional breakthrough, gets his powers back, and then bounces.
PB: I thought it was sweet.
Chip: Me too.
Merton: I’m medium on it, you know, if I’m honest.

Lois Lane: Fly over there.
Pilot: You mean, toward the murder rodent?

Superman: What’s going on?
Lex Luthor: Yeah, funny story. I turned my office into a rocket ship. All billionaires have them.
Batman: It’s true.

Ace: What’s up, dog?
Lulu: Ugh, what is this? PAW Patrol?

PB: Hop on, y’all. Because this pig right here is about to go ham.

Krypto: It’s over, hamster.
Lulu: Hamster? A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil. A hamster is a chipmunk with nothing interesting going on fur-wise.

Ace: Here we go. This is going to hurt tomorrow. Why couldn’t I have been stretchy? Or like gotten a magic hammer or something.

Lulu: Your Superman is no more, and now his precious little dog is about to… What? What is it? Do I have something on my face? Do I have a pimple? Is it wet? Is it ready? Should I pop it?

Batman: [to Ace] Batman works alone. Except for Robin, and Alfred, Commissioner Gordon, Justice League, Batgirl, Batwoman, my IT crew, whoever Morgan Freeman played.

Lulu: You were right, Ace. I am a few guineas short of a pig.

Ace: Man, it sucks being a canine shield.

Lulu: What? What have you done to me? I’m in hot dog water, aren’t I?

Superman: I’m sorry, Krypto. You know you’ll always be my best friend. And nothing can ever change that.

Superman: [referring to asking her to marry him] I did have this whole thing planned, but…
Lois Lane: Oh, no, please. This is exactly how I always pictured it. Giant evil guinea pig. This was on my vision board. Really.

Superman: Lois Joanne Lane, make me the happiest Superman in the universe. Will you…
Lois Lane: Yeah. Okay!
Merton: [coughs] Prenup.

Krypto: Squeezy Bruce!
Batman: That better be a licensed toy, or I will freak out.

PB: Princess Diana of Themyscira, I humbly present myself, Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you.
Wonder Woman: You will be a mighty warrior. And cuddle buddy.

Aquaman: Woe is me. No one cares about the water guy.
Keith: This water guy does. Hey, my name’s Keith.

Batman: So, you are a dog. I am the Batman. I’m not really great with animals.
Ace: Yeah, I’m not really great with people. Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood.

Batman: As a child, my family was taken from me.
Ace: As a puppy, I was taken from my family.
Batman: So I’ve steeled myself.
Ace: My emotions, always in check.
Batman, Ace: No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses.
Ace: [licks Batman’s face] Ah, what the heck?
Batman: Good boy. Okay, the Batman loves you too.

Merton: [as the team are going on a mission] How long is this going to take? I got a hot date with two firemen’s helmets. Spoiler alert, they’re twins.

Krypto: You’re late.
Ace: Sorry. Me and the Dark Knight were playing a little bit of fetch. Have you met Chewperman?
Krypto: [sees squeezy Superman toy] So disrespectful.

Corgi: I ate the FedEx guy.
Krypto: Hey, I know that dog.
Ace: He’s giant, and blue, and about to crush us.
Krypto: Can’t crush what we have. Say it back. Come on. Come on.
Ace: Can’t crush what we have.
Krypto: Super-Pets, activate!

Mercy Graves: [mid-credits lines] Let’s be honest. The two of us are the real brains behind this operation. Forget Lex. We should team up. So, what do you say? You want to come live in a studio apartment?
Lulu: Like, with you? Like, pet-owner situation? Hmm, let me think. Yes. Yes! The answer is yes! So, just something to know about me. I’m passionate about world domination, and my nails need to be trimmed twice a month.

Krypto: [post-credits lines, referring to Black Adam] Your owner’s a hero too?
Anubis: Antihero. It’s basically exactly like a regular hero, except way cooler. You make up your own rules, and then you break them. Also, you can ignore most moral and ethical conventions because no one can stop you.
Krypto: Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain.
Anubis: Antihero.
Krypto: If he’s anti a hero, then isn’t he a villain?
Anubis: Admit he’s an antihero, or Black Adam will destroy you.
Krypto: Very villain thing to do.
Anubis: It’s a fine line, not going to lie.

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