Starring: Nasim Pedrad, Lamorne Morris, Anna Camp, Robbie Amell, Heather Graham, Sarah Burns


Netflix’s comedy directed by LP. The story follows Wesley (Nasim Pedrad), who after sending an angry email to the guy of her dreams, Jared (Robbie Amell) after believing she’s getting  ghosted by him, rushes to Mexico, with her reluctant friends in tow, in a desperate attempt to erase her email before Jared gets a chance to read it.


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We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now here’s a small selection.




Wesley: I thought by the time I was thirty, I’d be married.
Brooke: Just chill on the guys, you know?
Wesley: Yeah, I’ll just casually take a year off of dating while my ovaries rust and grow barnacles.


[during her blind date]
Sean: Look, Wesley, you seem like a great girl. The timing’s not right for me.
Wesley: I’m sorry. What?


[after leaving her blind date]
Wesley: Unbelievable!
[she trips and falls]


[as she becomes conscious from her fall]
Jared: Ma’am.
Wesley: Oh, my God! Who are you?
Jared: I’m Jared Sterling.


[to Wesley during their date]
Jared: I think you may be the perfect girl.


[referring to Jared]
Brooke: What do you actually know about this guy?
Wesley: He wants kids. He owns a duvet cover! What more do I want?


Wesley: Jared’s ghosting me. I’m going to do an email.
Brooke: Do an email!


[as she’s writing her email to Jared]
Wesley: “In case you’re wondering, I’m doing great! Except for the fact that five days ago, your p***s entered my v****a, and I haven’t heard from you sine! Your d**k is bad.”
[as Kaylie and Brooke add to the email]
Brooke: “Loser.”
Kaylie: “May you get drunk and get a dumb tattoo!”
Brooke: “Suck on this.” And send.


[after getting a call from Jared]
Jared: Wes, is that you? It’s Jared. I’m in Mexico. I was in a bit of a car accident. My phone is at the resort.
Wesley: What?
Jared: I’ll call you when I know more.


Wesley: If Jared reads that email, my life is over!
Brooke: Oh, my God.


Wesley: Would it be insane, if I went to Mexico and erased the email?
[at the same time]
Brooke: Yes!
Kaylie: No!


Brooke: Please tell me you have a plan to find Jared’s room.
[Wesley scoffs]
Kaylie: She has no plan.
Brooke: She never has a plan.


Sean: What are you doing in Cabo?
Wesley: What, do you think I followed you here like a lunatic because I’m so obsessed with you? Okay, I followed someone else, because I’m so obsessed with him.


Brooke: What is happening?


Brooke: You’re in a Mexican jail.
Wesley: What do you want me to do? Dwell on that, or rise above it?
Kaylie: Dwell on it.


Wesley: We didn’t come this far to only come this far.


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