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Disenchanted (2022) Best Movie Quotes on Disney+

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Starring: Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden, Idina Menzel, Gabriella Baldacchino, Maya Rudolph, Yvette Nicole Brown, Jayma Mays, Oscar Nunez, Griffin Newman

OUR RATING: ★★☆☆☆

Story:

Disney+ live-action animated musical fantasy comedy sequel directed by Adam Shankman. Disenchanted (2022) is set fifteen years since Giselle (Amy Adams) and Robert (Patrick Dempsey) wed, but Giselle has grown disillusioned with life in the city, so they move their growing family to the sleepy suburban community of Monroeville in search of a more fairy tale life. Unfortunately, it isn’t the quick fix she had hoped for. Suburbia has a whole new set of rules and a local queen bee, Malvina Monroe (Maya Rudolph), who makes Giselle feel more out of place than ever. Frustrated that her happily ever after hasn’t been so easy to find, she turns to the magic of Andalasia for help, accidentally transforming the entire town into a real-life fairy tale and placing her family’s future happiness in jeopardy. Now, Giselle is in a race against time to reverse the spell and determine what happily ever after truly means to her and her family.

 

Our Favorite Quotes:

'Memories are the most powerful magic of all.' - Morgan (Disenchanted) Click To Tweet

 

Best Quotes


 

Pip: This story begins where the old one left offm in the kingdom of New York after “happily ever after”.
Chipmunk #1: After? But there is no after, after “happily ever after”.
Chipmunk #2: Yeah. You just get married, then nothing ever happens to you again.
Pip: Oh, not in this world. Over there, things would never stop happening.


 

Pip: Robert and Giselle had a baby. A beautiful girl named Sofia. And for one moment, Giselle truly had it all. And that’s when things began to change. First, with all the baby stuff, their castle in the sky shrunk two sizes. Then, life got so busy, it felt like a sleeping curse fell over them every single night.


 

Pip: It felt to Giselle that she had set out to a faraway place where she could never go.


 

Giselle: [to the birds and rats] I know that change can be scary, but it can also be exciting. Think of all of the wonderful new people you’re going to meet, who will love you just as much as I do. And remember, whenever you need a friend, what do we do?
[starts singing]


 

Robert: Morgan, can you try and help out here?
Morgan: I am helping. I’m literally telling the entire Internet about my kidnapping. Everyone agrees it’s a tragedy.


 

Giselle: We really did have magic memories here, didn’t we?
Robert: We did. And we’ll have more. Trust me, if I learned anything from meeting a princess on a billboard, it’s that sometimes you just have to take a leap.
Giselle: Let’s start our new life.


 

Giselle: It’s all part of the adventure.


 

Morgan: That’s not an adventure. That’s a landfill.
Giselle: A land filled with adventure.


 

Giselle: I know it’s hard to start over someplace new. I did it once. Not really on purpose, but I found that you just have to look at things the right way.
Morgan: Oh, no.
Giselle: Here. I’ll show you.
Morgan: [as Giselle is about to start singing] Please, we really don’t need to sing.


 

Malvina: [to Giselle and Robert] Malvina Monroe. I would have sold you this house, but I deal in slightly more upscale homes.


 

Malvina: I weave.
Giselle: Well, that’s very nice of you.
Morgan: And a little weird.


 

Malvina: [to Giselle, referring to Morgan] I have one that age too. So pouty. But he’s still the apple of my eye.
Rosaleen: Of everyone’s eye.
Ruby: More like the apple of everybody’s whole face.


 

Giselle: Those crickets composed that song just for us to say, “Hello.” As a thank-you, we should build them a resort. I don’t think they have one of those.

 

'Happily ever after is more of a concept here than it is a thing.' - Nancy, 'Really? How horribly bleak.' - Edward (Disenchanted) Click To Tweet

 

Morgan: Can we just talk about the fact that we moved out here to get more space, and now we’re just sleeping in the same room?


 

Edward: Congratulations on the increasing size of your progeny.
Robert: Thank you. Thank you.
Edward: Your dwelling, are you poor now?
Nancy: Edward!
Robert: No, we’re not poor.
Giselle: [referring to their new house] It’s what they call a fixer-upper.
Edward: Ah. I see. A fixer upper! Yes. Once your peasants have dugout the moat, and added a turret, and a balcony from which you can sing. Bathed in the light of a forgiving moon. I see it now.
Robert: Okay. And on that note, I’m off.


 

Edward: Oh, I just assumed that, now that you are a country squire, you’d have more need of a sword.
Robert: No, still a lawyer.
Edward: Ah, tragic. How desperate you must be to truly do something.
Robert: I do a lot.
Edward: Yes, of course. A brave front is required to face a life as barren as this.


 

Morgan: Does anyone in Andalasia ever just say stuff?
Giselle: Not if we can help it.


 

Giselle: [referring to Morgan] She sometimes says one thing and means the opposite. I can never tell.
Nancy: Yeah, well, that’s teenagers for you.


 

Giselle: Is it sometimes easier to live in Andalasia?
Nancy: Well, I wouldn’t say easier. We have dragons and ogre rebellions.
Giselle: See, in Andalasia the hardest part of life is finding your happily ever after. Everything else seems easy. This world is very different.
Nancy: Yeah. It’s true. Happily ever after is more of a concept here than it is a thing.
Edward: Really? How horribly bleak.


 

Edward: Well, I say, that if this world is not to your liking, then you must change it.
Nancy: Well, honey, it’s not always that easy.
Edward: Hogwashery! If anyone can make something out of this, why, it’s our Giselle.


 

Sardonic Businesswoman: [to Robert] Little tip. You should tell them, “No bag, double wrapped.”
Disgruntled Businessman: And maybe leave the sword at home next time.
Sardonic Businesswoman: Don’t listen to him. You got to do you. After all, you’re riding this train over and over. And over and over. And over and over. And over and over. And then you die.
Weary Businessman: It’s just reality, man.


 

Morgan: I feel like a human get-well bouquet.
Giselle: Don’t be silly. You look beautiful. The flowers on your skirt bring out the rest of the flowers on your skirt.


 

Tyson: [referring to his mother, Malvina] I just try to ignore whatever she’s doing. She gets kind of intense.
Morgan: Yeah, well, imagine if she was made of magic and sang at the drive-through.

 

'It's not that I'm unhappy. It just, sometimes I wonder if time's just slipping away, and I'll be riding a train over and over and over again for the rest of my life.' - Robert (Disenchanted) Click To Tweet

 

Malvina: As you can see, Giselle, our town is really just one big family. And like a family, everyone has their place in it. You know? And once you’ve found where you fit, Monroeville can be whatever you wish.


 

Morgan: [to Giselle] Well, no one talked to me all day, so I got a lot of me-time. That was nice. Yes, that was sarcasm. My day sucked.


 

Giselle: As we say in Andalasia…
Morgan: “Memories are the most powerful magic of all.” I know. I’m not really sure it works the same way here.


 

Giselle: When is the last time that you were truly happy?
Robert: Well, it’s not that I’m unhappy. It just, sometimes I wonder if time’s just slipping away, and I’ll be riding a train over and over and over again for the rest of my life.

 

'Mirror, Mirror in her hand. Who is the most blatantly insecure woman, whose constant need to ask her own reflection for validation suggests that what she really needs to do is to love herself, in all the land?' - Giselle Click To Tweet

 

Morgan: Look, I know that you want to live in some perfect fairytale land, but we don’t. Okay? We live here, in this stupid town, and I hate it!
Robert: Morgan, if you want to be mad, you be mad at me. But do not talk to your mother like that!
Morgan: My mother? She is not my mother. She’s my stepmother. That’s all she’ll ever be.


 

Robert: [after Giselle wishes Monroeville into a fairytale land] Well, I’m off. It’s time for a new adventure. A chance to prove my worth and heroic fortitude only to return home to you, my family, glowing with a day’s worth of fully realized purpose.

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Morgan: Chores are an adventure all on their own. That’s what I always say.


 

Pip: Those twigs were murder on my sciatica. Hey, I’m talking. Wait, how am I talking?


 

Giselle: Pip, the wish I made last night, it came true.
Pip: What do you mean?
Giselle: We have a fairytale life.
Pip: Jumping jelly sticks! We got magicked?


 

Rosaleen: That’s wicked.
Ruby: The wickedest.


 

Malvina: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the most powerful of them all? Mirror?
Edgar: Nope.
Malvina: Mirror? Did you not hear the question?
Edgar: I did, Your Majesty. I just don’t want to end up shattered on the floor, if I can help it.
Malvina: Just tell me who it is!
Rosaleen: [as the mirror reveals Giselle] But it’s always you!
Ruby: Oh, well, he must not understand. We said most powerful. Not the prettiest. I mean, this guy, huh?


 

Giselle: Oh. My hair, it’s so high, and my dress is so low. And of course I want that dress to be made of rags. People like me always do.
Pip: People like who? What are you talking about?
Giselle: Oh, no. Pip, I’ afraid that my wish is turning me into a…
Pip: A what?!
Giselle: It’s turning me into a…
Pip: A what?
Giselle: A wicked stepmother.
Pip: What? Come on. Oh, actually. Yeah. No. No, no. I can totally see it.


 

Giselle: Oh, Pip, do you know what this means? I am the villain of Monrolasia!
Pip: Well, you’re not the only villain.
Giselle: Well, that’s silly. There can only ever be one villain. Not counting minions or pets. Or villains that you don’t know are villains until it’s too late.


 

Giselle: Wicked stepmothers don’t have cute chipmunks as friends. They have…
Pip: [after he’s transformed into a cat] Cats! And evil ones! Oh, I can’t be an evil cat. They eat chipmunks! Oh, I’m going to be sick!


 

Robert: [as he’s failing to slay the dragon] I shall persevere. I shall conquer the craven beast! I shall…
Fairytale Villager Boy: No offense, sir, but you might want to find another profession.


 

Giselle: Well, I wished for a fairytale life, and it made my town a place like Andalasia. And now I’m slowly turning into a wicked stepmother.
Pip: And I’m her soon-to-be-evil cat.


 

Scroll: This is definitely a wish to be unwished. Good luck.


 

Scroll: Stepmothers. Well, they’re wicked.
Giselle: Wicked good.


 

Scroll: [to Pip] You know, that’s not a litter box. That’s where I live.


 

Pip: I’m not an evil cat. I’m not an evil cat. I’m not an evil cat!


 

Giselle: It’s all going to be okay. We just need some magic. As we say in Andalasia, “Magic fixes everything.” Or breaks it? But then you find more magic to undo the magic, and then everything’s fine again.


 

Tyson: Well, since this is your first ball, maybe I could show you around? Make sure you have the perfect partner to dance with?
Morgan: Are there imperfect partners?
Tyson: Oh, yes. Stick with me. Your toes will be very happy you did.
Morgan: Well, then on their behalf, I thank you.


 

Morgan: Stepmother, please. You can’t be this cruel.
Giselle: Oh, I can’t help it, dear. It’s just who I am.


 

Giselle: It’s all my fault. I wished for a fairytale life, and it’s all gone terribly wrong. Or terribly right.


 

Giselle: Who knew that being a villain could feel so liberating?


 

Giselle: You know, stepmothers are many things. But one of the things we are not is powerful. That’s why we have to go through all of these ridiculous manipulations. We have no power of our own.


 

Giselle: [as Malvina picks up her hand mirror] Mirror, Mirror in her hand. Who is the most blatantly insecure woman, whose constant need to ask her own reflection for validation suggests that what she really needs to do is to love herself, in all the land?


 

Giselle: If you won’t accept the offer, you know there’s only one thing that can happen.
Malvina: Indeed.
Ruby: Dance-off!
Rosaleen: You see what I got to put up with?


 

Malvina: Oh, Giselle. You’re hilarious. Delusional, but hilarious.


 

Nancy: [after Morgan enters Andalasia] What are you doing here?
Morgan: I’m not sure. Something weird happened.
Edward: Did it, by any chance, include a giant hole in your sky?


 

Giselle: We’ll definitely need minions if we want anything done right.


 

Edward: Never fear. We will come up with something very smart at the very last minute that solves all our problems.
Nancy: Edward.
Edward: What? That’s how it works here.


 

Rosaleen: I would never be the warty toad.
Ruby: Look in a mirror lately? An honest one?


 

Robert: Cease, evil witch.
Malvina: Oh, Robert. Don’t you think you’re being a little harsh?


 

Morgan: I wish I was home, with my mom.


 

Morgan: [after the spell is broken, referring to Robert] He really doesn’t remember anything?
Giselle: Only the person who wields the magic ever really remembers it clearly. To everyone else, it’s sort of like a dream.
Morgan: Well, I can’t wait for you to explain to him how he sang with a garbage pail, and defeated an evil queen. Good luck with that.


 

Rosaleen: I had a horrible dream about toads.
Ruby: Me too


 

Nancy: I am so sorry I’m late. There was a gaggle of hobgoblins in the woods today. They just wouldn’t give up. It took the whole village to drive them out.


 

Giselle: [as Robert kisses her] What was that for?
Robert: I just love you. And I couldn’t wish for anything more.

 


 

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