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Starring: Channing Tatum, Jane Adams, Kevin Nash, Q’orianka Kilcher, Ethan Suplee, Emmy Raver-Lampman, Nicole LaLiberté, Luke Forbes, Ronnie Gene Blevins
Buddy comedy directed by Channing Tatum and Reid Carolin, and co-written by Reid Carolin. Dog (2022) centers on former Army Ranger Briggs (Channing Tatum) and his Belgian Malinois companion Lulu as they head to the Pacific Coast in time to catch their best friend’s and handler’s funeral. One of them has a week to live, the other lives like every day is his last.
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Military Police: [referring to Briggs’s ID] It’s expired, sir.
Briggs: Come on, man. Do you know how many times I’ve been in and out of this gate with that?
Military Police: Excuse me?
Briggs: What’s the odds I’m ISIS?
Military Police: Step out of the vehicle, sir.
Briggs: You man to step out of the vehicle?
Jones: He’s with Ranger Battalion.
Briggs: Ranger Battalion.
Briggs: [moviequotesandomre.com] I’ve been busting my a** to get my mind and my body back into a good place. I need to get back in the game, sir.
Jones: You want to get back in the game? Prove it. Sergeant Rodriguez was a legend. Family funeral is Sunday outside of Nogales. They want his dog at the funeral. You do this, and you’re back in the game.
Briggs: What’s up, dog? Me and you are going to go on a little road trip. Easy. What are you all so scare of?
[Lulu knocks him to the ground]
Briggs: [moviequotesandomre.com] [referring to Lulu] She won’t work with anyone. One minute she’s good, the next minutes she’s sending three guys to the ER.
Briggs: [to Lulu] What is your deal, man? Maybe just take the crazy down one notch.
Briggs: [as Lulu is shredding his car seat] You’re just a demon. You’re just a demon!
Briggs: [moviequotesandomre.com] Whatever happened to you dogs? You used to be eleven.
Briggs: [referring to Lulu] How did you make her get it out of your hand?
Tamara: I just talked to her. She’s just a noodle. She just needs to feel good.