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Starring: Jo Koy, Jimmy O. Yang, Tia Carrere, Brandon Wardell, Lydia Gaston, Eva Noblezada, Asif Ali, Rodney To, Eugene Cordero, Jay Chandrasekhar, Tiffany Haddish, Lou Diamond Phillips
Comedy directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. Easter Sunday (2022) follows Joe Valencia (Jo Koy), who is returning home with his son (Brandon Wardell), for an Easter celebration with his riotous, bickering, eating, drinking, laughing, loving family.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Susan: [over phone] Joseph, are you coming for Easter?
Joe Valencia: I don’t know, mom. I’m really busy. I just tested for this pilot.
Susan: You’re going to be a pilot?
Joe Valencia: A network pilot for like a TV show.
Susan: Ah, you’re playing a pilot on the TV show.
Joe Valencia: No, a lawyer.
Susan: You could have been a lawyer if you only applied yourself!
Joe Valencia: A little father and son road trip. It’s going to be fun! Easter Sunday is like the Filipino super bowl.
Regina: Welcome home, bro. See you tonight okay?
Joe Valencia: I just got here!
Regina: You got to follow your dream and become a beer spokesman.
Joe Valencia: That wasn’t my dream.
Regina: And I got to follow mom’s dream and become a nurse.
Joe Valencia: Vanessa.
Vanessa: Yeah. Joe Valencia. You still driving that same raggedy a** car? What, what happened? You just gave up huh? And this is your dad? You know me and him used to be real intimate back in the day.
Junior: Oh, really?
Vanessa: Yeah I could have been your mama. But clearly I’m not.
Junior: I’ve literally never seen this many Filipinos in the same place before.
Susan: We’re sending gifts to our family in the Philippines.
Tita Theresa: I’m sending this brand new hair dryer.
Susan: If it makes your hair look like that, I wouldn’t send it.
Tita Theresa: How dare you?
Susan: How dare you!
Tito Arthur: We should put them both in the box and ship it.
Joe Valencia: My mom is at war with my Tita Theresa, and they don’t even know why!
Joe Valencia: Did you really have to wear the same dress as my mom?
Tita Theresa: Oh! I can’t help it if I wear it better.
Susan: This is war.
Tita Theresa: Oops.
Joe Valencia: Family is a mess.
Regina: We’re counting on you to fix it. Bye!
Joe Valencia: Ladies and gentlemen! We’re all we got! So let’s get the party started, baby!
Joe Valencia: Moments like these are few and far between. Let’s enjoy it.
Joe Valencia: Everyone buckle up.
Ruth: Filipino families fight a lot. But we love a lot too.
Tony Daytona: [to Joe] Your cousin Eugene owes me a lot of money.
Eugene: Could you lend it to me?
Joe Valencia: No!
Man: Does he have a death wish? The Luxe is legit crazy. I once saw him shoot someone in the d**k.
Joe Valencia: What?
Man: Right in the actual hole.
Joe Valencia: In the hole?
Tony Daytona: Where is my money?
Susan: Here are my ATM cards. My pin number is twelve-seventeen.
Tita Theresa: Also is mine.
Tito Manny: Mine too.
Tony Daytona: Why do you all have the same pin number?
All: It’s Manny Pacquiao’s birthday.
Tony Daytona: Oh, right. That guy who couldn’t beat Mayweather.
Joe Valencia: Nessa, can we go get coffee?
Vanessa: You can go ahead and email me pretty much the same. Just take the AOL off.
Joe Valencia: That b**ch Nessa.
Vanessa, Joe: @dailycity.gov.
Joe Valencia: Got it.