Starring: Mel Gibson, Walton Goggins, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Shaun Benson, Chance Hurstfield, Deborah Grover, Paulino Nunes, Michelle Lang


Action comedy written and directed by Eshom Nelms and Ian Nelms. The story centers on Chris Cringle (Mel Gibson), also known as Santa Claus, who in order to save his declining business, is forced into a partnership with the US military. Making matters worse, a devious 12 year-old, Billy Wenan (Chance Hurstfield), hires a hitman, Skinny (Walton Goggins), to kill Santa after getting a lump of coal in his stocking.


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We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now here’s a small selection.




Chris: I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I’ve lost my influence. Maybe it’s time I retired the coat.
Ruth: You still have it.


[referring to the Christmas wrapping paper]
Chris: This is what people actually think of me. This is a farce, and I’m a joke!


Chris: Some kids with a deer rifle put two holes in the sleigh and one in me. All I have is a loathing for a world that’s forgotten.


Captain Jacobs: United States Military would like to procure your services.
Chris: This is a one-time deal, gentlemen.


[referring to the reindeer]
Chris: Oh, that’s Donner. You’re lucky it wasn’t Blitzer. She’d tear your package clean off.


Chris: How are you, Mike? Nicole and the kids are well I hope.
Mike: Who are you?


Chris: There is a rising number of our youth making poor decisions.


[after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking]
Billy Wenan: You just lost it big time, Fatman!


Skinny Man: What’s the job?
Billy Wenan: I’d like you to kill Santa Claus.


Skinny Man: I’m looking for the Fatman.
Weyland Meeks: You can’t be serious.
[Skinny Man points his gun at him]


Border Agent: What’s the purpose of your visit?
Skinny Man: Hunting. I’m going to kill some things.


Billy Wenan: I want the big man’s head.
Skinny Man: Severed heads rot. They mold.
Billy Wenan: Then I want his beard.
Skinny Man: I’m not shaving off a dead man’s beard.


Captain Jacobs: Your workers sure have healthy appetites.
Elf 7: That’s why elves live much longer than humans.
Captain Jacobs: And Chris, he does the same?
Elf 7: No. It’s the giving that keeps him young.


Skinny Man: I’ve come for your head, Fatman!
Chris: You think you’re the first? You think I got this job because I’m fat and jolly?


Chris: I’ll come while you sleep. The Fatman has got his eye on you kids.


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