Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Taika Waititi, Jodie Comer, Joe Keery, Lil Rel Howery, Utkarsh Ambudkar, Camille Kostek, Channing Tatum
Action comedy directed by Shawn Levy. The story follows Guy (Ryan Reynolds), a bank teller who discovers he is actually a background character in an open world video game called Free City that will soon go offline, and works with the help of an avatar to prevent the makers of the game from shutting it down.
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Guy: My name is Guy, and I live in Free City. I have everything I need. Except one thing.
[Guy is watching the morning news on TV while eating breakfast]
News Reporter: Sunday should be warm and sunny, with just a scattering of drive-bys. Potential dirty bombs Sunday night. A front of warm dry gunfire, mixed with late afternoon stabbings, fiddling in the streets wet with the blood of innocents by early Tuesday night. Great day for the beach, but not Hit Man’s Beach, which will be mined and sprayed with high caliber fire from a renegade gunship stolen by a coked-up bandit and this frenzied band of blood lusting mercenaries.
Guy: [Joe smashes through the store window and lands in front of Guy] Woh-ho!
[helping Joe up]
Guy: Monday’s, am I right, Joe?
Joe: You said it, Guy.
Guy: [to a customer at the bank] Don’t have a good day, have a great day.
[bank robbers enter the bank and the leader shoots off his gun]
Bank Robber: Everybody, down on the ground!
[Buddy and Guy casually get down on the ground]
Guy: Hey, Bud, do you ever think that there’s got to be more?
Buddy: More than what?
Guy: The stuff we do, day after day. Being shot at, run over, taken hostage.
Buddy: Literally, not once.
Bank Robber: [as another bank robber enter the bank] Everybody, down on the ground!
Guy: Today’s going to be different.
[Guy confronts the bank robber]
[the bank robber hits Guy to the ground]
Buddy: Guy, this isn’t you. You don’t do this, man.
Guy: Maybe I do.
[Guy gets up and tackles the bank robber]
Guy: Oh, this is scary!
[Guy shoots the bank robber]
Guy: He’s just resting.
Buddy: In pieces! That man is dead!
Guy: He’s so sleepy.
Guy: [after getting his wounds instantly healed] Is this what recreational drugs feel like?
Guy: What are we looking at?
Milly: [she throws Guy to the ground] Who are you?
Guy: We ran into each other the other day.
Milly: How did you find me?
Guy: I waited outside, by the murder train.
Milly: Guy, I have to tell you something. There is no easy way to say this. This world, it’s a video game. And it’s full of bad guys.
Guy: I really want to kiss you. Is that weird?
Milly: Listen to me. You’re not real.
[Guy kisses her]
Keys: Wait. You let who kiss you?
Keys: There’s not a button for that.
Milly: Oh, he found the button.
Guy: Buddy, if we’re not real, doesn’t that mean that nothing you do matters?
Buddy: I am sitting here with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time. Now, if that’s not real, I don’t know what is.
Guy: Milly, I know this world is just a game. But this place, these people, that’s all I have.
Contestant: Who is this guy?
Alex Trebek: This character, in the video game “Free City”, has been turning heads by being the good guy.
Contestant: Who is “blue shirt” guy?
Alex Trebek: You’re absolutely right. Who is he or she, indeed?
Antoine: [referring to Guy] This loser is ruining the game, man!
Antoine: [referring to Guy] I don’t care if he’s Arnold freaking Schwarzenwader, terminate him!
Antoine: [rapping] I’m a rule breaker. I’m a rattle-chicka-chicka-chicka-snaker.
Milly: We need you to be the good guy.
Guy: I’m not going to be the good guy. I’m going to be the great guy.
Milly: [gasps] Okay. Well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. Off you go.
Milly: [as she lands in front of Guy on his bike] Is that a Glock in your pocket?
Guy: It’s two Glocks.
[she smiles and takes the Glocks]
[she starts shooting at the bad guys as Guy spins the bike]
Guy: Was that cool? It felt really cool.
Guy: It’s the first time I’ve ever driven a car before.
Milly: I’d really wish you’d mentioned that.
Guy: [chuckles] Yeah?
Gamer: We love you, blue shirt guy!
Guy: Thank you! Watch out for the…
[suddenly a truck hits the gamers car as it drive past them]
Guy: They seemed nice.
Milly: Guy, in two days, the game is going to shut down. You, this whole city, they’ll be gone.
Guy: What if we can save it?
Guy: We can change our world. But we have to fight together!
Buddy: I don’t even know what’s happening right now, but I love it!
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