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Starring: Chris Evans, Ana de Armas, Adrien Brody, Mike Moh, Tim Blake Nelson, Marwan Kenzari, Anna Deavere Smith, Lizze Broadway, Mustafa Shakir, Amy Sedaris, Tate Donovan, Scott Vogel, Burn Gorman

OUR RATING: ★★☆☆☆

Story:

Apple TV+ action adventure romantic comedy directed by Dexter Fletcher. Ghosted (2023) follows Cole (Chris Evans), who falls head over heels for enigmatic Sadie (Ana de Armas), but then after being ghosted by her, Cole decides to surprise her in London. He soon makes the shocking discovery that Sadie is actually a secret agent. But before they can decide on a second date, Cole and Sadie are swept away on an international adventure.

 

Best Quotes


 

Sadie Rhodes: I didn’t really know her, but she was the same as me. Same age, same job. The one time I was in her house, it was the same as mine. Nice, but cold. Empty, except for one sad houseplant, which is more than I have. She died alone.


 

Claudia Yates: Sadie, stay present. No big moves. No big changes.
Sadie Rhodes: So don’t marry the rafting guide I just met?
Claudia Yates: Maybe start with a houseplant.
Sadie Rhodes: I’d probably eat it. My cold, empty house has a cold, empty fridge.


 

Martin: You’d lose your butt if it wasn’t attached to you.
Cole Turner: Well, you lost your hair, and that was attached.
Martin: I walked into that one.


 

Martin: Yeah, heard you got dumped. Tough break, man.
Cole Turner: Edna.
Edna: I gossip when I’m bored.
Cole Turner: For your information, it was mutual.
Martin: That’s what everyone says after getting dumped.


 

Cole Turner: [referring to the plant] Don’t let any pets eat the leaves. They can be slightly toxic.
Sadie Rhodes: Pretty and slightly toxic. What is it with me and roommates?
Cole Turner: Didn’t realize you roomed with all of my exes.


 

Sadie Rhodes: How about if you find me something a little less needy?
Cole Turner: Right. Why not just get a plastic plant?
Sadie Rhodes: That’s sad.
Cole Turner: Well, not as sad as killing a plant. And some of the new ones, they look totally real. No amount of neglect will kill them.
Sadie Rhodes: Neglect?


 

Cole Turner: [to Sadie] Alright, you know what? Hey, want a plant? Here. Cactus. Requires the bare minimum love a human can give. So you’ll totally kill it.


 

Edna: [referring to Sadie] I thought for sure you two were going to exchange numbers.
Cole Turner: What?
Edna: Yes. I thought, under all that stupid fighting, you were flirting.
Cole Turner: Wait. We were flirting?
Edna: Are you kidding me? Are you high? The sexual tension was off the charts.


 

Sadie Rhodes: Oh, gosh, don’t tell me you’re one of those big, tough guys who’s afraid to leave the country.
Cole Turner: Okay, first of all, thank you for calling me big and tough. Let’s keep that going.

 

'Death, anyone's, can fill us with urgency.' - Claudia Yates (Ghosted) Click To Tweet

 

Sadie Rhodes: I don’t get scared by movies.
Cole Turner: Yeah, because you haven’t seen The Exorcist.
Sadie Rhodes: No, because you can choose not being scared.


 

Cole Turner: How do you make that look cool?
Sadie Rhodes: That’s rockaoke. No dignity here.


 

Sadie Rhodes: If only people could be more like your cactus.
Cole Turner: Not needing watering all the time?
Sadie Rhodes: Right. Exactly.
Cole Turner: Just living their own lives.
Sadie Rhodes: Yeah. Not needing someone else like nourishing them.
Cole Turner: That makes sense.


 

Mom: [referring to Cole] Look who’s finally home.
Mattie Turner: God, take it easy, Mom. He just got back from having sex with a stranger, not fighting the Germans.


 

Cole Turner: Well, her name is Sadie, and she is incredible. I mean, I know this sounds a little crazy, but I think she might be the one.
Mom: Oh, really? Well, that’s fast.

 

'I think the trips that you plan the least are the ones that give you the most.' - Cole Turner (Ghosted) Click To Tweet

 

Mattie Turner: You took a selfie in bed while she was asleep? Dude, that’s weird. That’s what serial killers do before they kill their victims and harvest their eyelids.
Cole Turner: I was happy. I wanted to preserve the moment.


 

Dad: Cole, you can get a bit…
Mattie Turner: Smothering, needy, pathetic, desperate, delusional.


 

Cole Turner: Look, I’m not needy, and I’m not smothering. And for your information, I’ve sent Sadie one text today. One. Three. And some light emoji stuff, but that doesn’t count.
Mattie Turner: Emoji stuff counts.


 

Dad: Maybe your phone’s broken.
Mattie Turner: Yeah, maybe you should do a hard reset.
Cole Turner: There’s nothing wrong with my phone.
Mattie Turner: Oh, no, no, no. I meant with your life.

 

'Our struggles make us stronger.' - Sadie Rhodes (Ghosted) Click To Tweet

 

Mattie Turner: He came off way too strong, so she ghosted him.
Dad: Ghosted?
Mattie Turner: Yeah. It’s when someone breaks off all contact. For example, let’s just say a young lady makes a horrible, horrible mistake one night, and then the guy just keeps on texting her with emojis, over and over.
Cole Turner: She did not ghost me. Okay?
Mattie Turner: She did.


 

Cole Turner: The woman of my dreams is in London.
Mom: England?
Dad: Oh, London, the Lady in the Mist.
Mattie Turner: No one calls it that.
Dad: The Gray Lady.
Mattie Turner: No, that’s New York Times.


 

Mom: [to Cole] Yeah, show up and surprise her. It’d be a romantic gesture. Something we can tell our grandchildren.
Mattie Turner: Mom, you can’t be serious. Cole, going to London? No.


 

Mattie Turner: She’s going to think you’re psycho.
Cole Turner: Or she’ll think that I’m the kind of guy that’s willing to jump on a plane at a moment’s notice.
Mattie Turner: Wait. But you’re not that kind of guy. You do not travel anywhere. You haven’t even left the country.
Dad: That’s not true. He was conceived in Ontario.


 

Cole Turner: So it’s not like a weird stalker thing. It’s just a grand romantic gesture.
English Cabbie: Yeah, that’s amazing, mate! I mean, I admire your confidence. Five thousand miles to surprise a girl who you’ve only met once. I mean, that is the epitome of romance, mate.
Cole Turner: Yeah, exactly. See, you get it.
English Cabbie: Especially if she’s the one who ghosted you.

 

'Protecting the people you love is never a mistake.' - Cole Turner (Ghosted) Click To Tweet

 

Cole Turner: She didn’t ghost me. She just doesn’t have an international calling plan.
English Cabbie: Oh, right. An international art curator, doesn’t have an overseas calling plan. That’s very unusual.


 

Borislov: [after Cole’s been drugged and captured by some thugs] Listen to me. I can’t believe I’m quoting “The Taxman” to you. So lame. I really am turning into my dad. It’s true what they say. When you meet a celebrity, your IQ drops fifty points.


 

Borislov: [to Cole] It truly is an honor to torture you today.


 

Borislov: Spray-and-pray is short for “spray in your pants, and pray for the merciful release of death”.


 

Borislov: [to Cole] Normally, we like to start slow and build our way up. But you are special, so we begin with the murder hornet.


 

Cole Turner: [after she saves him] Sadie, what the hell is going on? Who are these people?
Sadie Rhodes: Bad guys. They set a trap for one of our agents, and you fell into it.
Cole Turner: Agents. Art agents?


 

Cole Turner: Who are you?
Sadie Rhodes: CIA. At least, until they find out about this fiasco. Keep moving.
Cole Turner: My God, you’re a spy!


 

Cole Turner: I’m so confused. They kept asking me about the Taxman.
Sadie Rhodes: They asked you about the Taxman?
Cole Turner: No, they think I am a Taxman.
Sadie Rhodes: They think you’re the Taxman? That the Taxman would actually fall for that lazy trap? They caught the Taxman, and it’s you?

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Cole Turner: You’re the Taxman!
Sadie Rhodes: Oh, my God.
Cole Turner: Oh, my God!


 

Sadie Rhodes: You said you could shoot!
Cole Turner: At tin cans, not people!


 

Cole Turner: Art curator, my a**.
Sadie Rhodes: I thought you were different too. Sweet, fun, low-maintenance. I can’t believe I was going to call you when I got back.


 

Cole Turner: Were you really going to call me when you got back?
Sadie Rhodes: Yes. Until you texted me elven times in two days.
Cole Turner: Seven. Emoji stuff doesn’t count.
Sadie Rhodes: Yes, it does. Emoji stuff counts.


 

Cole Turner: Do you know what you’re doing? Have you done this before?
Sadie Rhodes: I’m going to let you think yes.


 

Cole Turner: I cannot believe you got me kidnapped and tortured all after one date!
Sadie Rhodes: You’re the one who flew to London.


 

Sadie Rhodes: You stalkered your way across the ocean to find me. That is not cactus behavior!
Cole Turner: Don’t use stalker as a verb. And it was a romantic gesture!


 

Sadie Rhodes: I checked your records. You’ve never even left the country.
Cole Turner: You checked my records? Who’s stalkering now?


 

Sadie Rhodes: Choke him out.
Cole Turner: They usually tap.
Sadie Rhodes: He’s not going to tap. Just choke him out.


 

Sadie Rhodes: [referring to the cactus] Is that what I think it is?
Cole Turner: It was meant to be a joke. It was a lot funnier before I used it to kill a man.


 

Cole Turner: You’re a liar.
Sadie Rhodes: I’m not the liar here. I told you things I’ve never told anyone. It was all true.
Cole Turner: Not all of it!


 

Cole Turner: It’s just lies, and lies, and more lies.
Sadie Rhodes: It’s not lies and more lies. It’s the sub-lie of the first original lie.


 

Sadie Rhodes: Fine, I lied about my job. But you lied about who you are.
Cole Turner: Well, excuse me for fudging a few details to try and impress the most amazing woman I’ve ever met.
Sadie Rhodes: Please.
Cole Turner: Who apparently kills coworkers.
Sadie Rhodes: Oh, my God! She killed innocent people, Cole!


 

Cole Turner: I just want to get away from you, and out of here as fast as possible.
Sadie Rhodes: You should. Because I’ve tangled with these guys before, and they are ruthless. And now they think you’re me. So they’re looking for you, Taxman.


 

Marco: Who is he really?
Sadie Rhodes: Nobody. He’s a mistake.
Cole Turner: You’re the mistake.


 

Marco: Is he your boyfriend?
Sadie Rhodes: He’s very funny.
Marco: Oh, you poor b****rd. You thought you met a hottie, right? Not a Mata Hari. But, hey, at least the no pants dance was worth it.


 

Cole Turner: [to Sadie] You left your boyfriend to get his hand cut off. What the hell is wrong with you?
Marco: Nothing. I’d have done the same. Mission over man. Right, sunflower?
Cole Turner: Surrounded by lunatics.


 

Sadie Rhodes: [to Marco] Are you going to take him back home or not?
Cole Turner: Please say yes. I’d really hate it if one of my limbs comes between Sadie and a clean exit.
Marco: Sure. Sadie survivors have to look after each other, right?


 

Marco: This is my town. Nothing happens here that I don’t see coming a mile away.
Grandson of Sam: [as Marco suddenly gets shot in the head] Everything but that I guess.


 

Sadie Rhodes: [referring to Cole] If it means anything, he’s not the Taxman.
Grandson of Sam: Yeah. And I’m not the Grandson of Sam. Huh? Like the Son of Sam, the serial killer, but next gen. I’m the best bounty hunter alive.
[suddenly he is shot and killed]


 

Sadie Rhodes: It was you who followed me to Europe.
Cole Turner: Lured by your lying.
The Leopard: God, you two need to get a room.
Cole Turner: We did. That’s what got us into this mess.


 

God: [after he kills Leopard] Called him the Leopard. But even leopards get killed by lions, hyenas, lightning.


 

Cole Turner: You guys have really good names in your world. It’s like the WWE, but scarier.


 

Cole Turner: This is great. Thank you for this.
Sadie Rhodes: Huh?
Cole Turner: No, I was just thinking how happy I am to have an electrified hockey puck stuck to my neck with what, fifty thousand volts ready to go into my sorry a**.


 

Cole Turner: [to Sadie] You know, I’m trying to connect about a person that just died. Someone you knew well. Are you capable of that, or is that only on first dates? The rest of the time, it’s just chemical weapons, and passcodes, and bullets, and death.


 

Sadie Rhodes: [referring to Borislov] He thinks I have the passcode?
Cole Turner: Yeah.
Sadie Rhodes: And you’re telling me this now?
Cole Turner: Oh, I’m sorry. I was slightly drugged and kidnapped at the time.
Sadie Rhodes: Unbelievable.
Cole Turner: Also, in case you forgot, I’m a farmer. I’m not a super spy.


 

Sadie Rhodes: Do you trust me?
Cole Turner: Is that a f***ing joke?
Sadie Rhodes: Thank you for your honesty.


 

Cole Turner: Sociopath.
Sadie Rhodes: I’m not a sociopath.
Cole Turner: You know who says that a lot? Sociopaths! I have dated some crazies in my day, but you are certifiable.


 

Wagner: [to Sadie] So what are you really? Hired help? Or just the girlfriend?
Cole Turner: Oh, believe me, she’s not girlfriend material.


 

Sadie Rhodes: I can’t believe you took a picture of me while I was sleeping!
Cole Turner: Not of you! Of us!
Sadie Rhodes: I knew you were a creep!
Cole Turner: I’m not a creep!
Sadie Rhodes: You know who says that a lot? Creeps!


 

Sadie Rhodes: I told you to go.
Cole Turner: I did. I just took you with me.


 

Cole Turner: In my line of work, it’s better being alone.
Sadie Rhodes: Is it?


 

Sadie Rhodes: I just can’t believe that that little s**t is still in one piece.
Cole Turner: Maybe you can keep a cactus alive after all.
Sadie Rhodes: Maybe.


 

Cole Turner: I’m sorry about the selfie.
Sadie Rhodes: I’m sorry about the gag.
Cole Turner: Call it even?
Sadie Rhodes: Deal.
[she then kisses him]


 

Monte Jackson: [to Sadie, referring to Cole] Of course. The boyfriend, accidentally along for the ride. Didn’t it ever occur to you that he could be a foreign asset, trying to compromise your mission?
Patti: Oh, yeah. Six-foot honeypot sent to kiss and nibble the secrets right out of you.


 

Monte Jackson: You chose his life over thousands, if Aztec is ever deployed.
Sadie Rhodes: I let my emotions cloud my judgment.
Cole Turner: Wait a minute. Are you saying you think it was a mistake to save my life?
Sadie Rhodes: Yes.


 

Cole Turner: Marco was right about you. You should date someone just like him. Completely cut off from emotional connection, and not afraid to lose a limb.
Sadie Rhodes: What? You know what? Marco was right. But not about that. We only have one life, and you are too afraid to live it.
Cole Turner: Says the one-handed dead guy.


 

Sadie Rhodes: [referring to his parents] I think they’re just an excuse to avoid life.
Cole Turner: Look who’s talking. Your job, the duty, the sacrifice, that’s your excuse to keep people out. I think you’re afraid to get close to people. Because if you do, you might lose them.


 

Patti: [to Sadie and Cole] I’m sorry. But, you guys, the sexual tension in the room is just…


 

Cole Turner: [to Sadie] Protecting the people you love is never a mistake. Maybe one day you’ll care enough about someone to understand that.


 

Monte Jackson: The CIA can’t operate on US soil. We had to travel light.
Cole Turner: Travel light? What are you, backpacking through Europe? You’re the CIA. What does that even mean? Travel light?


 

Leveque: You are the Taxman.
Sadie Rhodes: Here to collect.
Leveque: In that case, then who are you?
Sadie Rhodes: My boyfriend.
Cole Turner: Damn straight.


 

Jonas: I have missed you so much.
Sadie Rhodes: Listen, it was never going to work out between us.
Jonas: No, no, no, no. Of course it wasn’t. I was losing too many body parts. That’s not sustainable. But if you look on the bright side, I still have twenty vision.


 

Jonas: I know. Look, losing the eye sucked. But I’ll tell you, getting this thing blown off, that was the best thing that ever happened to me. Seriously, it changed my whole life. I’m a good, solid, active listener now.
Jonas: [as Sadie shoots her gun near his ear] That’s the other ear. I didn’t need the ear. You keep going. You do what you do.


 

Wagner: You’re not the Taxman. Who the hell are you?
Cole Turner: What she said. I’m the boyfriend.


 

Cole Turner: You look amazing in that dress.
Sadie Rhodes: And you should wear more suits.


 

Mom: So, Europe by rail. That sounds so romantic.
Cole Turner: You want to write a book, you got to do research.
Mattie Turner: Well, what’s Sadie supposed to do in all these places while you’re reading musty old scrolls about farming?
Sadie Rhodes: Don’t worry about me. I have a whole list of clients I need to hunt down.
Mom: I’m sure you’re going to get them all, dear.
Sadie Rhodes: I know I will.


 

Mattie Turner: [to Sadie] God, like I want to be you. I mean, except the part where you’re sleeping with my brother.


 

Mattie Turner: How hard is it to keep a cactus alive?
Sadie Rhodes: Sometimes harder than you think.
Cole Turner: But worth it.
Sadie Rhodes: Very much.
Dad: I mean, we’re talking about a cactus. Right? You water it once a month. Or are we talking… Okay. So it’s subtext.
Cole Turner: That’s right.


 

Dad: Your mother and I have a…
Mom: Oh, there’s no “mother and I” story.
Dad: It’s not about a cactus.
Mom: No, it is not.


 

Sadie Rhodes: [referring to the guy tied up in the boot of the car] This is Raoul. He’s an arms dealer, but business stays in the car.
Cole Turner: Date night.
Sadie Rhodes: Us time.
Cole Turner: [as he kisses her] Us time.

 


 

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