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Starring: Rosario Dawson, Owen Wilson, LaKeith Stanfield, Tiffany Haddish, Danny DeVito, Chase Dillon, Dan Levy, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jared Leto, Winona Ryder, Hasan Minhaj
Story:
Supernatural horror comedy directed by Justin Simien. Inspired by the Disney theme park attraction, Haunted Mansion (2023) centers on Gabbie (Rosario Dawson), a single mom, and her young son, Travis (Chase Dillon), who looking to start a new life, move into a strangely affordable mansion in New Orleans, only to discover that the place is much more than they bargained for. Desperate for help, they enlist a motley crew of so-called spiritual experts, Kent (Owen Wilson), a priest, Ben (LaKeith Stanfield), a widowed scientist-turned failed-paranormal expert, Harriet (Tiffany Haddish), a French Quarter psychic, and Bruce (Danny DeVito), a crotchety historian.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Gabbie: Welcome home! I know this place isn’t as warm as I’d hoped. But I’m going to light a vanilla candle, and it’s going to be a game changer.
Travis: Will it though?
Gabbie: [as they see a ghost] We’re out.
Kent: [referring to Gabbie] This mansion is unhinged. She needs all the help she can get. You want to be a hero?
Ben: Pass.
Kent: Two thousand dollars.
Ben: What’s the address?
Gabbie: Wait! I should warn you before you step inside the house, this could change the course of your entire life.
Ben: I’m not afraid of a couple ghosts.
Gabbie: You say that now.
Ben: [as he’s walking through the mansion] Guys? Little help?
Gabbie: This house has a way of playing tricks on you.
Gabbie: Oh, my God.
Ben: Is anybody else seeing this?
Travis: Yeah, I’m seeing it.
Bruce: Be careful. Death lurks around every corner.
Harriet: These ghosts definitely don’t want to leave.
Harriet: Other more powerful entities may come through.
Kent: Not on our watch.
Ben: Well, what are you going to do?
Ben: [as Kent pulls out his ax] Seriously?
Kent: Yeah.
Harriet: They’re already dead.
Kent: They’re going to be deader.
Gabbie: Okay.
Kent: God, give us a break. There’s so many bad people in the world, haunt them.
Harriet: Amen.
Hatbox Ghost: I do like surprises. I hope you do too!
Ben: Is anybody else seeing this?
Bruce: My friend was mugged.
Ben: He was tall. He had hair that was sticking out of a top hat.
Sketch Artist: Top hat?
Ben: Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Sketch Artist: So, like a top hat?
Ben: You would pull a rabbit out of it, probably.
Sketch Artist: Eyes.
Ben: There were a bit…
Bruce: Deep, sunken eyes. Beady eyes.
Ben: Like a raccoon. They were set back. And he was smiling, like… Yeah, like that.
Bruce: This kind of thing.
Ben: Exactly.
Sketch Artist: [shows his sketch of Hatbox Ghost] Is this the man who mugged you?
Ben: Wow! You just did that, just now?
Kent: We’re in a fight, whether we like it or not.
Bruce: Or else we’re stuck here for eternity.
Kent: If this comes down to an exorcism, we’re in big trouble.
Hatbox Ghost: This house is dripping with souls. But there’s always room for one more.
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