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Starring: Addison Rae, Tanner Buchanan, Madison Pettis, Rachael Leigh Cook, and Peyton Meyer, Myra Molloy, Isabella Crovetti, Annie Jacob, Andrew Matarazzo, Vanessa Dubasso
OUR RATING: ★★½
Netflix teen romantic comedy directed by Mark Waters. Remake of 1999’s She’s All That, He’s All That (2021) follows influencer Padgett (Addison Rae), who after a humiliating on-camera breakup goes viral, accepts a challenge to turn an unpopular student, Cameron (Tanner Buchanan), into prom king. But things get complicated when she finds herself falling for him.
Our Favorite Quotes:'It's only a mistake if you don't learn from it.' - Anna Sawyer (He's All That) Click To Tweet
Anna Sawyer: We had two heart attack victims. A toddler with a watch battery stuck in her nose.
Padgett Sawyer: Oh, my gosh.
Anna Sawyer: Yeah. And a gentleman on meth with a stab wound to the neck.
Padgett Sawyer: Yikes! What a nightmare.
Anna Sawyer: Yeah, it was pretty awful. They were just thrashing around, cursing at everyone, spitting on the orderlies.
Padgett Sawyer: Man, meth really messes you up.
Anna Sawyer: Oh, no. That was the toddler. Yeah. The guy on meth actually seemed really sweet. You know, until he smiled. His teeth. Pretty rough.
Cameron Kweller: Why do you listen to that crap all the time?
Brin Kweller: Jordan Van Draanen’s music is not crap. You haven’t even heard his other songs.
Cameron Kweller: Okay, what are his other songs?
Brin Kweller: He hasn’t recorded them yet.
Brin Kweller: You act like you’re so above it all, but I think you’re just jealous.
Cameron Kweller: Of what?
Brin Kweller: Jordan’s this super popular guy in your grade, and you’re just a…
Cameron Kweller: A fountain of truth in a world of bulls**t? Yes, you’re welcome.
Brin Kweller: Why do you have to hate everything remotely popular?
Cameron Kweller: No. See, I hate things that suck. Whether they’re popular or not is outside my control.
Principal Bosch: Attention Cali High Earthquakes, this is Principal Bosch announcing this year’s prom theme, Under the Sea. Which really doesn’t make sense, because technically you’d be in the sea, not under it. But it’s the committee’s decision, and I support them.
Cameron Kweller: [referring to Brin] She acts like she doesn’t even know me.
Nisha: That’s just because she’s tremendously ashamed of you.
Cameron Kweller: UC Riverside, really?
Nisha: What? I think I’d do really well there without having to work very hard. Plus, it’s near Legoland. I effing love Legoland.
Cameron Kweller: Isn’t UCSD the one near Legoland?
Nisha: I think I made a huge mistake.
Padgett Sawyer: [after she catches Jordan cheating on her] You scumbag!
Jordan Van Draanen: Padge.
Padgett Sawyer: I made you croquembouche! I even made them with almond flour so you wouldn’t fart during your precious video!
Padgett Sawyer: We’re over, okay?! Know what? You don’t deserve me! You don’t deserve my love! And you don’t deserve my croquembouche! You croquem-douche!
Padgett Sawyer: What?!
Alden: [as she’s filming Padgett] You’re still live.
Padgett Sawyer: I was humiliated.
Anna Sawyer: I know that it feels like the absolute end of the world now. But I can promise you, with absolute certainty, that it will get better.
Padgett Sawyer: Well, when?
Anna Sawyer: Three months. Maybe a year. Five tops. Even if it’s just you and me for the rest of our lives, what do we do? We get a couple of twin beds, fierce matching jumpsuits, a couple dozen more cats. It would be great. Think about it.
Quinn: Padgett, listen to me, okay? Everything’s going to be just fine.
Padgett Sawyer: How could you say that? I’m a joke! I’m a punchline with a disgusting mucus-themed nickname.
Jessica Miles Torres: You’re going viral. In the wrong way.
Padgett Sawyer: Okay, so you saw the video. And while it is unfortunate…
Jessica Miles Torres: Unfortunate? My ex-husband’s hiking accident was unfortunate, and he was mauled by bears.
Padgett Sawyer: Oh, my God. Is he okay?
Jessica Miles Torres: Better than you.
Jessica Miles Torres: Look, we pay you because you’re the makeover girl. People buy products that you recommend.
Padgett Sawyer: And I’m still that girl.
Jessica Miles Torres: No. You’re a meme. You’re Bubble Girl. And mucus is just not on-brand for us. But I’m sure you can get another endorsement. Maybe with an antihistamine company?
Jessica Miles Torres: [to Padgett] Listen, people want Padgett Head to Toe. Not Head to Nose.
'High school's just a bunch of scared people pretending to be something they're not.' - Cameron Kweller (He's All That) Click To Tweet
Jessica Miles Torres: [to Padgett] Sweetie, I am your biggest supporter. No one has more faith in you than I do. But until you turn things around, don’t talk to me. Love you.
Padgett Sawyer: Okay, that’s ridiculous. I mean, who the hell does he think he is? When I first met him, his real name was Jordan Dickman. A hundred-twenty pounds of bad skin and tragic hair.
Padgett Sawyer: I know it sounds conceited, but makeovers are my thing.
Padgett Sawyer: And I made that guy.
Alden: Oh, really? So then why don’t you just make another Jordan?
Principal Bosch: Attention Earthquakes, the big night’s coming. So don’t forget to vote online for your prom king and queen, a tremendous honor they’ll always remember. Unless they throw up in their date’s shoe in the limo and remember that instead. Kidding. Just kidding.
Quinn: You’re going to create another internationally renowned egomaniac?
Padgett Sawyer: No, but I will create the next prom king.
Padgett Sawyer: Now I just have to pick the guy.
Alden: You? No, no, no, no. See, that’s the fun part. Just so you don’t make it too easy on yourself, we’ll pick the loser.
Nisha: So, now you’re photographing garbage?
Cameron Kweller: Okay, come on. Look, I mean, there’s a perfectly untouched orange next to a discarded math textbook. I mean, it speaks volumes, right?
Nisha: Does it?
Quinn: [referring to Cameron] He’s nowhere to be found. Wait, he made one tweet in 2019, and all it said was, “No.”
Alden: It’s like he doesn’t exist.
Padgett Sawyer: [referring to Cameron] He is a total disaster. Weird. Arrogant. Antisocial. Great.
Nisha: I don’t know. Maybe you could like tone it down a bit?
Cameron Kweller: Uh, no. They’re a**holes, and I remind them that they are. It’s my place in the ecosystem.
Padgett Sawyer: [referring to Cameron] How do you know him?
Brin Kweller: He’s my brother. Just by blood though. If you don’t mind, I’d rather not publicize it.
Brin Kweller: I just have to say, I think you’re amazing. I mean, it sucks what happened to you. Jordan is such a d**k. Unless, of course, you’re getting back together with him? Because in that case…
Padgett Sawyer: No. It’s fine. He is a d**k.
Brin Kweller: He loves horses. He works every day before school at Will Rogers Park.
Padgett Sawyer: So like a cowboy, huh?
Brin Kweller: No, more like a horse girl. He kind of cried when he found out unicorns weren’t real.
Padgett Sawyer: Cameron. What a weird coincidence.
Cameron Kweller: Well, I’m here every morning. So I’m pretty sure the only weird part is you.