Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Salma Hayek, Antonio Banderas, Morgan Freeman, Frank Grillo, Richard E. Grant, Caroline Goodall, Rebecca Front, Gabriella Wright, Alice McMillan, Kristofer Kamiyasu, Tom Hopper, Blake Ritson


Action comedy sequel directed by Patrick Hughes. Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard (2021) follows bodyguard Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) and hitman Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson) as they continue their odd couple friendship. Still unlicensed and under scrutiny, Bryce is forced into action by Darius’s volatile wife, the infamous international con artist Sonia Kincaid (Salma Hayek). As Bryce is driven over the edge by his two most dangerous protectees, the trio get in over their heads in a global plot and soon find that they are all that stand between Europe and a vengeful and powerful madman (Antonio Banderas).


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Therapist: Is he a relative of yours?
Michael Bryce: God, no! Darius Kincaid is a hitman, wanted for like a zillion murders around the world.
Therapist: And how often do you have this dream?
Michael Bryce: Just once.
Therapist: Well, that’s not to…
Michael Bryce: At night.
Therapist: Right. I’m thinking you need to forget bodyguarding.


Michael Bryce: I’m officially on a sabbatical, and to be honest, I don’t know why I didn’t do this sooner. It’s as if the world’s been waiting for me to make this change. For the first time, I’m starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding. This really feels like a new beginning.


Michael Bryce: Don’t I know you?
Sonia Kincaid: The mafia took my husband! You have to get him.
Michael Bryce: No, no, no. I’m not getting involved in this. I’m under strict psychological orders.
[Sonia slaps him hard]


Michael Bryce: I promised my therapist no bodyguarding. So that means, no guns, no killings, and no blood.


Darius Kincaid: What is he doing here?
[Bryce pepper sprays the thug, but Kincaid shoots the thug]
Darius Kincaid: Are you using pepper spray?
Michael Bryce: I’m on sabbatical.
[Kincaid laughs]


Michael Bryce: How many times have you got me nearly killed?
Darius Kincaid: Not enough!


Russian Mobster: You’re going to tell us everything you know.
Darius Kincaid: I’m not telling you s**t!
[Kincaid yells as he gets taserd]
Michael Bryce: I, on the other hand, will tell you everything.


Sonia Kincaid: We’re trying to have a baby!
Darius, Bryce: What the f…?!


Sonia Kincaid: I would make a great mother, don’t you think?
Michael Bryce: Oh, my God. A child would be so lucky to have you as its host.