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Starring: Kevin James, Taylor Lautner, Rob Schneider, Jackie Sandler, Allen Covert, Gary Valentine, Isaiah Mustafa, Jared Sandler, Lavell Crawford, Maxwell Simkins, Jacob Perez, Chris Titone, Tait Blum, Bryant Tardy, Christopher Farrar, Ashley D. Kelley

OUR RATING: ★★☆☆☆

Story:

Netflix sports comedy directed by The Kinnane Brothers. Based on a true story, Home Team (2022) follows suspended NFL coach Sean Payton (Kevin James), who two years after a Super Bowl win is suspended, goes back to his hometown and finds himself reconnecting with his 12 year-old son, Connor (Tait Blum) by coaching his Pop Warner football team.

 

Our Favorite Quote:

'Sometimes to succeed, you need to do the unexpected.' - Sean Payton (Home Team) Click To Tweet

 

Best Quotes


 

Sean Payton: [after winning the Super Bowl] Nobody thought we had a chance when I came to New Orleans. And nobody thought we had a chance entering this season. And nobody thought we had a chance entering this game. It feels pretty good.
Jim Nantz: I’ll bet it does, Coach. But, for the record, I believed in you, and I believed in this team from the very start.
Sean Payton: Yeah, I don’t remember you saying that.
Jim Nantz: I didn’t share that opinion publicly, but I said it a few times around my house.


 

Sean Payton: Can you get me a piece of Juicy Fruit.
Intern Emily: Okay, is that code for something?
Sean Payton: Yeah, it’s code for “I like the taste of gum.”


 

Nate: Cool bike. You get it for Christmas?
Mitch Bizone: No. It was my neighbor’s. He died.


 

Dennis: Wait, who did we lose to last week?
Paulie: I forget. It was the team with the orange helmets and the swords. Could’ve been the Vikings, could’ve been the Romans, or the Knights. It could’ve been the The Blacksmiths.


 

Eric – Hotel Clerk: I have to put in a check-out date in the computer. That’s how it works.
Sean Payton: Let’s just say three nights.
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Well, if you stay four nights, you can get the fifth night for free.
Sean Payton: Fine. Four nights.
Eric – Hotel Clerk: So you don’t want the fifth night?
Sean Payton: Tell you what, why don’t you just tell me how many nights I should stay?
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Oh, I’m not allowed to do that, sir.
Sean Payton: Then let’s go with five, as long as the fifth night isn’t more of this.
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Thank you for that thoughtful answer.


 

Beth: [referring to the Snuggie] I’m feeling kind of dumb wearing this thing, Jamie.
Jamie: It’s cozy. Our combined body heat is actually melting the M&M’s in my trail mix.
Beth: Baby, everyone is staring at us.
Jamie: They’re not staring at us. They’re staring at your ex-husband.


 

Jamie: [to Sean] It’s nice to meet you. I’m a little nervous. I’ve only seen you on TV, and in the pictures that your ex-wife threw away of you. I’m Jamie, Beth’s new husband.


 

Jamie: It’s just awkward, you know? This is your Snuggie, and you’re…
Sean Payton: Don’t be awkward. I’m just happy Beth found someone to Snuggie with.


 

Sean Payton: Hey, you played a great game out there.
Connor: We lost zero to forty.
Sean Payton: No, no. I mean, you. You were personally great. I mean, you can’t help it if all your teammates are horrible.
Sean Payton: [as another kid and his dad walks by] No, no. He was good too. Couple of good guys. Couple of horrible ones.


 

Mitch Bizone: Bountygate!
Sean Payton: Yep. That’s what they’re calling it.
Mitch Bizone: Yep. Newspapers. Radio. It’s online too.
Sean Payton: Yep. I know.
Mitch Bizone: You know, the Internet.
Sean Payton: No, I know what the Internet is. I do.


 

Sean Payton: [over phone] Could you send maintenance up here? Turn this Jacuzzi off. It’s making a lot of noise.
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Oh, it’s not on. It’s just the filter.
Sean Payton: Okay, well, how do we get rid of the noise?
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Most guests find the sound soothing, sir.
Sean Payton: I find it aggravating.
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Okay, I could bring you up a fan to counter the noise.
Sean Payton: But then, wouldn’t I hear the fan?
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Very much so.


 

Paulie: [to Sean] So are you going to be our new coach?
Dennis: We need you. Like, we really, really need you.
Marcos: We suck so bad.
Nate: Sadly, it’s true. If we didn’t have Marcos, we’d be the worst team in the league.
Brian: We are the worst team in the league.


 

Jamie: Hey, Connor, Harlan, you guys up for some vegan ice cream? It tastes just like regular ice cream. As long as you’ve never eaten regular ice cream.


 

Eric – Hotel Clerk: [over phone] Those voices you’re hearing are from the Jacuzzi in our royal suite.
Sean Payton: You guys have a royal suite?
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Oh, yeah. There’s some fellows in there from SMU. Let me know if they get too loud and I’ll bring up a fan.
Sean Payton: You know what you can do? I’ll tell you what, why don’t you just bring up a toaster. We can end it all. Sound good?


 

Will: [referring to Sean] Where is he going?
Calvin: Hopefully he’s going to teach them to cheat. Because we’re getting killed out there.


 

Game Announcer: First touchdown of the season! And just as the game comes to an end.
Mitch Bizone: That was a touchdown! A real touchdown!
Sean Payton: Take it easy. Act like you’ve been here.


 

Troy Lambert: They need some better plays to run, and maybe a little motivation. That’s why I’m fixing to get a whistle around your neck.
Sean Payton: Oh, right. Oh, you’re serious?


 

Troy Lambert: Look, being Sean Payton’s son ain’t easy. Not for a kid playing football in Texas. I mean, hell, my dad coached our local high school team, and I never lived it down. You won the damn Super Bowl.
Sean Payton: I never pushed him to play.
Troy Lambert: No, but he did. And it may be easier on him, and you, and frankly, me, if you were on that field with us every day.
Sean Payton: [as they see a drunk Mitch in the bar] You do need help.


 

Eric – Hotel Clerk: [referring to the bagels] Those are for my wife. She’s pregnant.
Sean Payton: This is your first?
Eric – Hotel Clerk: No, it’s my third. I’ve been nibbling all morning.
Sean Payton: I meant kids.
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Oh. Yeah, it’s my first.


 

Sean Payton: You got anything else I can spread this jelly on?
Eric – Hotel Clerk: We do. There’s some hard boiled eggs over there.
Sean Payton: I didn’t say the worst thing you could spread jelly on.
Eric – Hotel Clerk: You didn’t say the best.


 

Jamie: You know, we could meditate together, and clear our minds, and share memories, and feelings. Isn’t that cool?
Connor: Well, like what?
Jamie: Well, I could tell you about the time when I was in college and I was backpacking through Asia. Let me tell you, I thought for sure they were all women.
Beth: Jamie.
Jamie: Yes?
Beth: Connor shouldn’t be hearing about that at his age.
Jamie: But he’s not hearing. He’s feeling.
Beth: That’s even worse.


 

Connor: I’m not going to practice.
Jamie: Yeah, skip practice. Stay here, and I’ll share with you the time I was in a bathhouse with ten sumo wrestlers. These guys prune up everywhere.
Connor: Alright. I’ll go. I’ll go.


 

Paulie: [over phone] Hell, yeah. I want stuffed crust. What kind of question is that?
Troy Lambert: Paulie, are you seriously ordering a pizza right now? We’re about to practice.
Paulie: I’m ordering it now so it gets here at the peak of my hunger.


 

Troy Lambert: Coach Payton is going to be our new offensive coordinator. How about that?
Nate: Our defense sucks too.


 

Mitch Bizone: Coach Payton is third in line. In other words, if Coach Troy were the president, I’d be the vice president. And if Coach Troy happened to get assassinated, I’d take over. Coach Payton would then become the vice president.
Paulie: What happens if both of you guys got shot?
Mitch Bizone: Well, I think they’d cancel. I don’t think we could play that game.
Troy Lambert: Okay. That’s good to know.


 

Harlan: This is practice. No pressure in practice.
Sean Payton: You see, that’s your problem right there. You know what the pros do? They put all the pressure on themselves during practice so that when the game comes along, there’s none left.


 

Sean Payton: Everybody, listen up. The only reason to play football is to have fun. And the only way to have fun is to win. And the only way to win is with this.
Paulie: A new playbook?


 

Gus the Bus Driver: You know, I was a hell of a running back myself. In ’86, I was the man. I scored a touchdown with four defenders on my back. Blown out knee, blown out ankle, severe jock itch, a cavity, everybody still on my back, helped a woman have a baby, scored the touchdown, did my touchdown dance, and came home to save my mama from a heart attack.
Sean Payton: Gus, keep your eyes on the road.
Gus the Bus Driver: Still got the jock itch though.

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Sean Payton: Did Dennis just fall down?
Troy Lambert: Yeah. He doesn’t like contact.
Sean Payton: Does he know he’s playing football?


 

Sean Payton: We’re going to move you to fullback.
Dennis: Fullback? I can’t play fullback. Everyone’s going to try and hit me.
Sean Payton: Well, I guess you better make sure that they don’t.
Troy Lambert: That was good. Some real sports psychology right there.
Sean Payton: Yeah, a little bit.


 

Sean Payton: What we were doing wasn’t working, okay? We got to adjust.
Troy Lambert: I just don’t want to adjust any of these kids into the emergency room.
Sean Payton: They’re going to be fine.
Troy Lambert: They can barely play the positions they’ve been playing all year.


 

Troy Lambert: Maybe we just go back to the old, dumb, peewee playbook. At least for the rest of the game.
Sean Payton: I know this is like building an airplane while you’re flying it, but you got to trust me.
Mitch Bizone: Yeah, more like crapping in a rainstorm when you’re building an outhouse.
Troy Lambert: That doesn’t make sense.
Mitch Bizone: Yeah, well, neither do these plays, Troy.


 

Marcos: Man, I expected today to go better.
Dennis: [referring to Sean] Yeah. We’re worse than we were before he showed up.
Jason: I thought this guy was supposed to be some type of Super Bowl winning coach.
Nate: Yeah, and we scored a touchdown without him.


 

Connor: People always ask me about you. And most of the time, I have to just make it up, because I don’t know you.
Sean Payton: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Connor, look, I’m here. I’m here now.


 

Connor: What made you decide to go for the onside kick in the Super Bowl?
Sean Payton: That’s a good question. Sometimes to succeed, you need to do the unexpected. And that’s exactly what I did with that onside kick. I knew it would surprise them, and it did.


 

Connor: What happened with your team?
Sean Payton: It’s complicated, Connor. But look, at the end of the day, I’m the head coach, so I’ve got to be the one to take responsibility.
Connor: If you’re taking responsibility, then why are you appealing?
Sean Payton: Wow. That’s another good question. I don’t know. I guess, I just couldn’t see myself being away from a game of football for another year.


 

Nate: So this is what it feels like to win.
Jason: Next stop, championship!
Troy Lambert: Let’s not get ahead of yourself there, Jason.
Sean Payton: No, no, no. I like the energy. Hey, listen up, everybody. Hey, you guys earned this, okay? Enjoy it. I just want you to carry this feeling to the next game.


 

Brian: Hey, do you work here?
Eric – Hotel Clerk: I do.
Brian: Someone got their hand stuck in the ice machine.
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Oh. We’ve all been there.


 

Cindy: Was it a rough breakup with Beth?
Sean Payton: Well, you know, it was just one of those things.
Cindy: Oh, I see. Yeah, those skinny girls can never handle a strong, robust man. They snap like a twig under real pressure.
Sean Payton: You know, I don’t think we should talk about it in front of Dennis anyway, so.
Cindy: Dennis, go to your room.
Dennis: But I’m hungry!
Cindy: You always hungry.


 

Porcupine Coach: [to Sean] Why, ain’t this nice? Super Bowl winning coach. Eastern Illinois Hall of Fame. Coach of the Year, 2006. And now you’re here.


 

Troy Lambert: There’s no way these guys are twelve. Fifty-two doesn’t look like no kid.
Sean Payton: He actually looks like he has a kid.


 

Dan Patrick: [as Sean is watching on TV] Well, he lost his appeal. The Saints just won their first game without him, and he’s coaching his twelve year-old son’s football team. And what did they do with Sean Payton as their head coach? They got crushed by their crosstown rivals, the Porcupines.
Porcupine Coach: That’s the hit you only see in your nightmares!


 

Eric – Hotel Clerk: That Porcupines coach is pretty good. Has some funny zingers. Like, one time at a gas station, he told me I looked like if Ellen DeGeneres and a robot had a baby.


 

Sean Payton: You guys know what Drew Brees does after every game? When everybody else has gone home, Drew stays on the field, and he runs through the progressions in his head to see what he could’ve done better. That’s what separates him from the rest. That’s how you become great.


 

Sean Payton: Last Saturday, I saw a team get beat mentally! I saw guys quitting! I saw guys not at their physical best! So how do we bring that to the next level? Well, I’ll tell you how. We start running laps. Go!
Mitch Bizone: He wasn’t talking about me quitting and not being my physical best, was he?
Troy Lambert: He wasn’t, but a couple of laps wouldn’t hurt.


 

Sean Payton: Paulie, put the pizza down. That’s not your physical best.


 

Mitch Bizone: [to Harlan, referring to Brooke] I say stay away from her, man.
Troy Lambert: Oh, God. Not again.
Mitch Bizone: She’ll break your heart. And the next thing you know, she’s seeing some busboy.
Sean Payton: Mitch.
Mitch Bizone: Then you’re moving back in with your mother.


 

Jamie: [to Sean and Troy] Since I got fired from the health food store for letting the cat sleep in the kale, I’ve been in the kitchen, your old kitchen, perfecting my recipe for the ultimate energy bar. And today, I finally succeeded. Gentlemen, may I present to you the Super Log.


 

Troy Lambert: [as the kids are all barfing] What the hell is happening?!
Sean Payton: Jamie’s Power Logs!
Paulie: Super Logs.


 

Commentator: Touchdown, Warriors! Incredible victory! The Warriors have barfed their way into the championship!


 

Bill Cowher: [to Sean, over phone] This is not about skill set. It’s about speed. By the way, if you lose, do not tell anybody that I helped you.


 

Sean Payton: Remember the feeling you had walking off the field after we lost to these guys. A lot of times, we don’t get a shot at redemption. In the NFL, you lose to a team, you may not see them for the rest of the season. You got to carry that feeling for another year. You guys earned this, and tonight we get to put that right by showing them exactly who we are. Now, who are we?
Kids: Warriors!


 

Porcupine Coach: [to Sean] Oh, so you want to make adjustments? I can adjust too. I’m an adjustable chair, baby. I’m going to pull it back on you! I’m reclining on you. You ain’t never seen a La-Z-Boy like this!


 

Marcos: I’m tired, Coach.
Sean Payton: Yeah, well, that happens when you put the work in. Okay? You’re going to get tired. Suck it up.


 

Connor: [to Sean] You never sacrifice for anyone. You make everyone else sacrifice for you.


 

Sean Payton: I’m trying to win a championship, okay?
Connor: Just so you don’t look bad! Ever since you got embarrassed on ESPN, you’ve been riding all of us. I thought this was supposed to be fun!
Sean Payton: Was it fun losing every week? Was that fun?
Connor: It was more fun than this.


 

Connor: What is your problem?
Sean Payton: I am here trying to make this work!
Connor: You’re only here because you got suspended.


 

Troy Lambert: Hey, you remember what you told me that night? You said you didn’t want a whistle around your neck because you didn’t think Connor would like it.
Sean Payton: Yeah.
Troy Lambert: I know you don’t want to be right.


 

Game Announcer: Oh, this is such a great ending. The Porcupines have won the game though, just to be totally clear.


 

Troy Lambert: [as Mitch and Cindy are embracing] Oh! Looks like he found his ride home.
Sean Payton: Oh. You know he likes gumbo.


 

Sean Payton: [to Troy] Hey, listen, I wanted to thank you. Honestly, you’ve taught me so much this season. You really did. Hey, you keep coaching like this, I promise you, you’re going to earn yourself one of these. Try it on.
Brian: Guys, Connor’s dad is giving his Super Bowl ring to Coach Troy!
Sean Payton: No, no, no, no. He’s just trying it on. He’s borrowing it. That’s all.


 

Sean Payton: You take care, Eric.
Eric – Hotel Clerk: Oh, Mr. Payton, you’re checking out?
Sean Payton: Yeah. What gave it away? The “take care” or the bag?


 

Sean Payton: Got to say, I was really impressed with your speed this season. I’m guessing you get that from your old man, huh?
Connor: Oh, definitely not. I think I get that from mom. I get the soft hands from Jamie. He makes his own lavender soap.
Sean Payton: Of course he does.


 

Sean Payton: I wanted you to know that I needed you and the team more than you guys needed me.
Connor: Yeah, you did.


 

Connor: [referring to going to New Orleans to visit Sean] Can I go to games?
Sean Payton: Yeah, that’s what you’re coming out there for. You’re not staying in my house! They don’t pay me that much.
Connor: You think I can meet Drew?
Sean Payton: No, he don’t want to meet you.


 

Sean Payton: I’m going to need a scouting report on every RB in the draft.
Intern Emily: And RB is Russell brouts?
Sean Payton: A running back. And that’s not how you say that vegetable.


 

Lionel (Janitor): Coach! It’s so good to have you back.
Sean Payton: Well, it’s good to be back.
Lionel (Janitor): I missed you so much.
Sean Payton: I missed you too.
Lionel (Janitor): We really suck without you.

 


 

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