Starring: Adam Sandler, Julie Bowen, Maya Rudolph, Kevin James, Kenan Thompson, Ray Liotta, Steve Buscemi, Rob Schneider, Michael Chiklis, China Anne McClain
Netflix’s horror comedy directed by Steven Brill and co-written by Adam Sandler. The story follows good-natured but eccentric community volunteer Hubie DuBois (Adam Sandler) at his hometown of Salem. However, at this year’s Halloween celebration, an escaped criminal and a mysterious new neighbor have Hubie on high alert. When people start disappearing, it’s up to Hubie to convince the police (Kevin James and Kenan Thompson) and the townsfolk that the monsters are real, and only he can stop them.
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We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now here’s a small selection.
Radio DJ: Well, hello, my ghouls and goblins. I know you’ve got your costumes picked out for the frightful festivities. And I hope you all get more treats than tricks.
[as he’s riding his bike in the neighborhood]
Hubie DuBois: Halloween’s upon us.
Violet’s Daughter: Is he a good guy?
Violet Valentine: Hubie DuBois is the nicest guy in this town.
Hubie DuBois: Here is some Happy Halloween word searches. You can pass it out to the kids.
Teacher: Thank you so much.
[as she turn to walk away she tosses the leaflets into the trash]
Hubie DuBois: As a trained volunteer, I know what it’s like when the spooky fun gets out of hand.
Hubie DuBois: Officer Steve.
Officer Steve: Not now.
Hubie DuBois: The supermarket’s selling expired bacon.
[we see different montages of Hubert bringing complaints to Officer Steve]
Hubie DuBois: Janet at the library has not been herself lately.
Hubie DuBois: I heard a voice in the sewer.
Officer: I’m sorry. I didn’t recognize him.
[referring to Hubie]
Hubie’s Old Classmate: It’s pretty impressive how long he’s been a loser.
Boy: Messing with Shubie DuBois. A Salem tradition.
Hubie DuBois: You got to expect a scare here or there.
Violet Valentine: There is something off in this town.
Hubie DuBois: Mr. Lambert, is that you?
[sees a kid tied up by the cornfield]
Hubie DuBois: Oh, no.
[the kids is suddenly taken by an invisible force]
[Hubie calls the cops]
Officer: Salem PD.
Hubie DuBois: Yes, Officer, this is Hubie Dubois.
[the officer hangs up the phone]
Hubie DuBois: Salem needs me.
Kid: What are you going to do, Mr. DuBois?
Hubie DuBois: What I do every October 31st. Make sure every citizen is protected.
Hubie DuBois: No one in Salem is safe tonight.
Hubie’s Old Classmate: Did you lose your thermos?
Hubie DuBois: Oh, that’ll never happen.
[he throws his thermos, it’s immediately pulled back by a string attached to his wrist]
Hubie’s Old Classmate: Anyway…
Officer Steve: We got an unsolved mystery here.
Hubie DuBois: I know who did this.
Officer Steve: Not now, Hubie.
Officer Steve: Mayor, I suggest we cancel Halloween immediately.
Mayor: We ain’t canceling a damn thing.
Woman: This is some dateline NBC s**t.
[as a girl in Halloween costume grabs his leg]
Hubie DuBois: [yells] No! Help me, mommy! Help me! Help me!
Violet Valentine: [to Hubie] You’re the best person I know. That’s why you’re a hero.
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