Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt, Jack Whitehall, Édgar Ramírez, Jesse Plemons, Paul Giamatti
Family adventure directed by Jaume Collet-Serra, based on the Disney theme park attraction of the same name. Set during the early 20th century, the story centers on riverboat captain, Frank (Dwayne Johnson), who takes scientist, Lily Houghton (Emily Blunt), and her brother, McGregor (Jack Whitehall), on a mission into a jungle to find the Tree of Life, which is believed to possess healing powers. All the while, the trio must fight against dangerous wild animals and a competing German expedition.
Lily Houghton: Legend has it there is a tree in the Amazon that possesses unparalleled healing powers. And the Arrowhead is the key to unlocking it.
[as she’s trying to take the arrowhead]
Society Member: Stop her!
[referring to the spear in her hand]
Lily Houghton: Hello. Uh, I just wanted you to know, this has been mislabeled.
[as she lands onto to a topless double-decker bus with soldiers]
Lily Houghton: Are you shipping out, lads?
Frank: Of all the jungle cruises you can take in the Amazon, this one is undoubtedly the cheapest, but also the most thrilling. Heads up, coming through.
[as he’s taking out a group of tourists through the Amazon on his boat]
[as the marauders try to attack the boat]
[mouths to one of the natives]
Frank: Come on.
[the native waves at him and they leave]
Frank: Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The backside of water.
[one of the tourists looks at him in confusion]
Frank: It’s the eighth wonder of the world.
Lily Houghton: [to McGregor] We’re headed upriver to Lagrimas de Cristal. We must secure our travel, come on.
[knocking on his office door]
Lily Houghton: Hello?
Frank: Not a good time.
Lily Houghton: My brother and I are looking for passage upriver.
Frank: Please go away.
Lily Houghton: I have a lot of money.
[Frank immediately opens the door]
Frank: [to Lily] If you believe in legends, you should believe in curses too.
Frank: You’re going to beg me to turn back.
Lily Houghton: Well, I look forward to disappointing you.
Frank: Ten thousand to bring you there alive. Dead, it’s fifteen thousand.
Lily Houghton: Why should I pay more dead?
Frank: Dead, I’d have to carry you. Dead’s a lot harder, lady.
Frank: Here we go.
Lily Houghton: I cannot swim.
Frank: You booked a river cruise, and you can’t swim? The price just went up.
[as she punches Frank in the face]
Lily Houghton: Oh, God. Sorry, Frank.
Frank: It’s alright. Strong form.
Lily Houghton: The myth is real.
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