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Starring: Chris Evans, Keke Palmer, Dale Soules, Taika Waititi, Peter Sohn, Uzo Aduba, James Brolin, Mary McDonald-Lewis, Efren Ramirez, Isiah Whitlock Jr.
Story:
Disney and Pixar spin-off animated family adventure directed by Angus MacLane. Lightyear (2022) centers on the origins of Buzz Lightyear (Chris Evans), the hero who inspired the toy, exploring how a young test pilot became the Space Ranger that we all know him to be today.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Buzz Lightyear: This suit means something. It’s not just protecting your body, it’s protecting the universe.
Mission Control: T-minus, five, four, three, two, one. Zero. We have lift off.
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log. Star date 3901. After a full year of being marooned on this planet, our first hyper-speed test flight is a go.
Alicia Hawthorne: Who are you talking to?
Buzz Lightyear: No one.
Alicia Hawthorne: You were narrating again.
Buzz Lightyear: I was not. Just doing the mission log.
Alicia Hawthorne: You do know no one ever listens to those.
Buzz Lightyear: I know that! Narrating helps me focus.
Alicia Hawthorne: Ready, Captain Lightyear?
Buzz Lightyear: Ready as I’ll ever be, Commander Hawthorne.
Alicia Hawthorne: [to Buzz] I’m going to grant you four minutes to be off planet, but then you come right back to us.
Alicia Hawthorne: To infinity…
Buzz Lightyear: And beyond.
Buzz Lightyear: A year of work for a four-minute flight. Isn’t that something?
Diaz: We’re all ready if you are, sir.
Buzz Lightyear: Well, let’s go find out if there’s…
Communicating Engineer: [as Buzz suddenly gets pulled down by an alien tentacle] We’ve got a breach in the perimeter!
Buzz Lightyear: Let’s get everyone home.
Diaz: Good luck, captain.
Diaz: [suddenly gets pulled down by an alien tentacle] We’re all counting on you!
Buzz Lightyear: Roger that.
Crew Member: Do you need my help?
Buzz Lightyear: Negative!
Crew Member: Are you sure?
Buzz Lightyear: I’m Buzz Lightyear! I’m always sure!
Buzz Lightyear: [as spaceship starts to descend] Oh, no.
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log. My mistake has marooned us on this strange planet. I need to make it right.
Sox: Hello, Buzz! I am Sox. Your personal companion robot.
Sox: This is exciting. A new adventure!
Sox: My mission is to help you, and I’m not giving up on my mission.
Buzz Lightyear: I’m not giving up either.
Sox: Great! Would you like a frosted snack cake to celebrate?
Buzz Lightyear: Negative.
Star Command: You are clear for hyper-launch.
Sox: Beep-boop, beep-boop, beep-boop.
Sox: Are we going to crash?
Buzz Lightyear: No! Well, technically, yes.
Sox: Buzz, that was utterly terrifying, and I regret having joined you.
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log. I plan to finally finish the mission.
Sox: Who are you talking to, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear: No one.
Sox: I can provide sleep sounds if you like. I have several options. Summer night. Ocean paradise. Whale calls?
Buzz Lightyear: No, no. White noise is fine.
Sox: Very well.
Buzz Lightyear: Good night, Sox.
Sox: Good night, Buzz.
[starts making white noise sound]
Buzz Lightyear: We’re being pursued by a, just a massive robot!
Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command, come in Star Command. Why don’t they answer?
Izzy Hawthorne: Shh. The robots.
Buzz Lightyear: The what? What is happening right now?
Buzz Lightyear: Alisha?
Izzy Hawthorne: Oh, no. That’s my grandmother.
Buzz Lightyear: Sox, how long were we gone?
Sox: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Sixty-two years, seven months, and five days.
Buzz Lightyear: What?
Izzy Hawthorne: I hope you’re ready for action, because all we needed was a pilot.
Buzz Lightyear: For what?
Izzy Hawthorne: To destroy the alien ship. I have a plan, and I have a team.
Izzy Hawthorne: Darby can take any three things and make them explode.
Darby Steel: I do this, and they shave a little time off my sentence.
Buzz Lightyear: Okay. And what about you?
Mo Morrison: Well I thought that this was going to be like a fun boot camp, workout thing. But it is not.
Buzz Lightyear: Do you have munitions training?
Izzy Hawthorne: Partial.
Buzz Lightyear: So you’re rookies.
Izzy Hawthorne: Oh, boy. We’d love to be rookies.
Mo Morrison: Did I get it?
Izzy Hawthorne: Pretty close!!
Mo Morrison: Has anyone seen the harpoons?
Sox: The probability of survival with an inexperienced crew is thirty-eight point two percent.
Mo Morrison: Hmm. Seems a bit low.
Izzy Hawthorne: Buzz!
Commander Burnside: Lightyear!
Izzy Hawthorne: Grandma always said she believed in you.
Mo Morrison: That was a big swirly-doo. I think I need a bag.
Buzz Lightyear: No, no. No, no. Engage your helmet. That’ll catch it.
Computer: Mission failure imminent. In three, two, one. Please record your last words.
Buzz Lightyear: [to Mo] Do not vomit inside the vehicle.
Computer: [after recording Lightyear’s voice] If you are satisfied with this recording, speak, or select one.
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity…
Izzy Hawthorne: Are you trying to get me to pull your finger?
Mo Morrison: Don’t fall for it!
Buzz Lightyear: No. Not like that! Sorry. It’s a thing your grandma and I used to do.
Darby Steel: Ew!
Sox: Do you hear that?
Izzy Hawthorne: I don’t hear anything.
Izzy Hawthorne: [as something crashes through the wall and grabs Buzz] Oh! Now I do!
Buzz Lightyear: [referring to the weapon] You there! Grab it!
Darby Steel: It’s a violation of my parole!
Buzz Lightyear: Let’s go finish the mission.
Mo Morrison: We can do anything!
Darby Steel: Can you not shout in my ear?
Mo Morrison: Oh. Yeah.
Buzz Lightyear: [as Izzy pets Sox] Hey, what’s that noise? Come on, don’t break my cat!
Izzy Hawthorne: He’s purring. He likes it.
Buzz Lightyear: Sox, do you like that?
Sox: I do.
Buzz Lightyear: Huh.
Buzz Lightyear: One day you’re going to come up against something you don’t think you can do, and then you’re going to do it. And from then on, you’re you.
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