Starring: Channing Tatum, Adam Driver, Daniel Craig, Seth MacFarlane, Riley Keough, Katie Holmes, Katherine Waterston, Dwight Yoakam, Sebastian Stan, Brian Gleeson, Jack Quaid, Hilary Swank


Story: Comedy directed by Steven Soderbergh which follows siblings Jimmy (Channing Tatum), Clyde Logan (Adam Driver) and Mellie (Riley Keough), a hardscrabble family from the hills of West Virginia. Trying to reverse a family curse the sibling with the help of Joe Bang (Daniel Craig), an incarcerated explosives expert set out to execute an elaborate robbery during the legendary Coca-Cola 600 race at Charlotte Motor Speedway.


Best Quotes    (Total Quotes: 35)


Construction Boss: Jimmy, I’m just going to say it. I got to let you go.


Clyde Logan: You were just fired. Why?
Jimmy Logan: I was let go, for liability reasons involving insurance.


Jimmy Logan: How many times have I listened to that, Logan family curse thing?
Max Chilblain: Well, your brother’s missing an arm.
Jimmy Logan: Show a little respect.


[referring to Clyde]
Max Chilblain: A one armed bartender.
[Max and his friend laugh]
Jimmy Logan: You need to show a little respect.
[we then see  Jimmy punching Max and his friend]


Clyde Logan: This kind of stuff don’t happen to normal folk.


[referring to their daughter]
Bobbie Jo Logan Chapman: I have full custody.
Jimmy Logan: I’m getting a lawyer.
Bobbie Jo Logan Chapman: With what money?


Clyde Logan: I saw you had some sort of robbery to-do list.
Jimmy Logan: Charlotte Motor Speedway.


Jimmy Logan: Charlotte Motor Speedway. I know how they move the money.


Clyde Logan: The only guy that knows anything about blowing up real bank vaults is Joe Bang.


[Jimmy and Clyde visit Joe in jail]
Jimmy Logan: How goes it?
Joe Bang: I’m wearing a onesie, how do you think it’s going?


[Jimmy and Clyde visit Joe in jail]
Joe Bang: I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.
Jimmy Logan: Yeah, we got a plan to get you out.
Joe Bang: You Logan’s must be as simple minded as people say.
Jimmy and Clyde: Do people say that? Why?


Mellie Logan: The Coca-Cola 600 race is the biggest race of the year.


Mellie Logan: [to Jimmy] We’re going to do this for your daughter.


Mellie Logan: Hopefully you’ll have beginners luck getting it into first.


Jimmy Logan: We need like a computer whiz.
Hillbilly Cowboy: I know everything there is to know about computers, okay. All the Twitters, I know ‘em.


Jimmy Logan: Are you calling from a secure location?
Hillbilly Cowboy: I’m calling on a phone, like a real phone. I’m at the…
[Jimmy quickly ends the call]


Joe Bang: Sugar, plus potassium chlorate…


Joe Bang: Let’s load this thing.


Joe Bang: You thought I was going to use a stick a dynamite?
Jimmy Logan: Yeah, I kind of did.
Clyde Logan: Yeah, me too.


Joe Bang: Now, how many yards away is the vault?
Jimmy Logan: Twenty yards. I don’t know, I think thirty.
Joe Bang: Is it twenty or is it thirty? We are dealing with science here! Which is it?


Jimmy Logan: They’re going to know what we want them to know.


Jimmy Logan: [calling the police] I saw what I saw. It’s a purple ’77 Silverado.


[the police have stopped an old lady in a purple ’77 Silverado]
Old Lady: I’m on my way to church, I don’t have time for this.
Cop #1: Step out of the vehicle, ma’am.


[as another purple car goes past them really fast]
Cop #2: Seen that?
Cop #1: See what? I need you to focus here, this woman needs containing!


Clyde Logan: My life of crime is over.


Jimmy Logan: A little intense for the kids, ain’t it?
Moody: No, they love it.


Max Chilblain: That is massively stupid!


Mellie Logan: It’s been handled.


Bobbie Jo Logan Chapman: [to Jimmy] Oh, this is going to be good.


Sylvia Harriso:  [to Jimmy] That looks like it hurt.


Sarah Grayson: I want everything on Jimmy Logan.


Joe Bang: What do you make of this Logan curse?
Jimmy Logan: It’s just gossip.


Joe Bang: Now I’m about to get naked, so no peaking.
[Millie rolls her eyes and scoffs]
Joe Bang: I said no peaking! What did I say?


Clyde Logan: Would you give me my arm, please?
[pulls out Clyde’s prosthetic arm and holds it up]
Joe Bang: Is it this one?
[laughs and throws it over to Clyde]


Warden Burns: This is the Warden, alright? Now I got your napkin of demands here of what you want for peaceful surrender and the safe release of my guards you’re holding captive. As warden, I can, uh, approve buying a copy of A Dance With Dragons for the prison library to go up on the Game of Thrones shelf.
[everyone cheers]
Warden Burns: Now, the only problem is that, uh, The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring have yet to be published, so those aren’t available.
[everyone sighs]
Warden Burns: Well, I can’t do anything about what I can’t control.
Naaman: That is total bullshit! George R.R. Martin was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago.
Warden Burns: I know that was the original deadline. That’s what it says here. But I’m reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it’s interfered with his writing schedule. He’s failed to complete The Winds of Winter.
Naaman: That don’t make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.
Warden Burns: No. I’m telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the TV series. Again, I’m reading to you. The series has jumped ahead! It’s no longer following the books!

Total Quotes: 35




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