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[first lines]
Max Rockatansky: [voice over] My name is Max. My world is fire and blood.
New Reporter #1: [voice] Why are you hurting these people?
New Reporter #2: [voice] It’s the oil, stupid.
New Reporter #3: [voice] Oil wars.
New Reporter #4: [voice] We are killing for guzzoline. Guzzoline.
New Reporter #5: [voice] The world is actually running out of water. Now there’s the water wars.

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Max Rockatansky: [voice over] Once, I was a cop, a road warrior searching for a righteous cause.
New Reporter #1: [voice] To the terminal freak-out point.
New Reporter #2: [voice] Mankind has gone rogue, terrorizing itself.
New Reporter #3: [voice] Robotic Thermonuclear skirmish.
New Reporter #4: [voice] The earth is sour. Our bones are poisoned. We have become half-life.

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Max Rockatansky: [voice over] As the world fell, each of us, in our own way, was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy: me or everyone else.
[we see Max standing in the desert next to his car]
Child: [voice] Hello? Where are you? Where are you, Max? Max.
Max Rockatansky: [voice over] Here they come again. Worming their way into the black matter of my brain.
[he has haunting thoughts of his dead wife and child]
Child: [voice] Help us, Max.
Max’s Wife: [voice] You promised to help us.
Max Rockatansky: [voice over] I tell myself, they cannot touch me. They are long dead.
[he stomps on a lizard crawling near him and eats it, he hears something and quickly drives off and we see he is being pursued by a group of scavengers called the War Boys]

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[the War Boys chase Max through the desert and cause him to crash his car before capturing him]
Max Rockatansky: [voice over] I am the one who runs from both the living and the dead, hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland. A man reduced to a single instinct: Survive.

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[we see the War Boys shaving Max’s head and face as he’s bound and gagged, they tattoo his back which include the words: “O-Negative. HI-Octane. Universal Donor”, then just as he’s nearly branded with an image of a skull engulfed in fire Max breaks free and runs for it when he sees a young boy]
Glory the Child: Max? Is that you? Where were you? Help us. Where were you? Help us, Max. Where were you, Max? Help us! Help us, Max.
[the War Boys catch up with Max, he fight them off and runs off again sees his dead so]
Glory the Child: Stop running, Max! Stop running!
[he then sees an old man as he continues to run]
The Accusing Dead: You let us die. You let us die!
[he sees a man and woman as he continues to run]
The Accusing Dead: You let us die! You promised to help us.
[he continues to be haunted by the images of dead people]
Glory the Child: Why?
[Max suddenly comes to an edge of a cliff, the War Boys catch up with him and he jumps out and latches onto a hook, but the War Boys catch him and pull him back toward them]

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[in the Citadel we see Furiosa getting into a huge truck]
Chanting War Boy: We are War Boys!
War Boys: War Boys!
Chanting War Boy: Kamakrazee War Boys!
War Boys: War Boys!
Chanting War Boy: Fucacima kamakrazee War Boys!
[we see the War Boys hooking together a massive tank]
Chanting War Boy: Hooked on! Today we’re heading to gas town!
War Boys: Gas town!
Chanting War Boy: Today we’re haulin’ aqua cola.
War Boys: Aqua cola! Aqua cola!

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[we see the leader of the War Boys, Immortan Joe being dressed, and put on a mask made of horse teeth to help him breathe, he’s then introduced to a massive crowd of people]
Slit: Rev it up for the Immortan Joe!
[the crowd cheers]
Immortan Joe: Once again, we send off my War Rig to bring back guzzoline from Gas Town and bullets from the Bullet Farm. Once again, I salute my Imperator, Furiosa! And I salute
my half-life War Boys who will ride with me eternal on the highways of Valhalla. I am your redeemer! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!
[the crowd cheers]

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[an old man in the crowd looks up at Joe through his binoculars]
The Wretched #1: It’s comin’. G…get ready.
The Wretched #2: Yes. Yes. Yes. It’s comin’.
[the desperate looking crowd make their way forward carrying their pots and pans, Joe pushes some levers which releases a large amount of water, everyone rushes in to get some, Joe then cuts off the water supply]
Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.
[Furiosa sets off in the War Rig to collect gasoline from Gas Town, along with a group of War Boys; to Slit]
Rictus Erectus: Signal gas town. Convoy’s on its way.

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[we see Max being kept in a hanging cage]
The Organic Mechanic: I got a War Boy runnin’ on empty. Hook up that full-life.
[two War Boys open the bottom of Max’s cage and poke him with an electric rod]
The Organic Mechanic: Hey! Careful. That’s a universal donor!

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[on the road, Furiosa diverts from the path to Gas Town to a different direction]
The Ace: Boss, we’re not going to Gas Town?
[Furiosa doesn’t reply]
The Ace: Bullet farm?
Imperator Furiosa: We’re heading east.
The Ace: I’ll pass it down the line.
[to the War Boys on the top of the rig]
The Ace: New orders! Thunder up! Thunder up! This is not a supply run!
[to the War Boys driving along them]
The Ace: Go. Go. Go.
War Boy: Ace, what’s going on?
The Ace: We’re heading east.
War Boy: Why?
The Ace: I don’t know! That’s the order!

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[in Joe’s Citadel we see women sat with their breasts hooked to pumps and being milked, Joe offers a bottled milk to Rictus, he drinks some and nods his head]
Corpus Colossus: Hey, pa.
Immortan Joe: Hm?
Corpus Colossus: You know about this? Your produce ain’t going to Gas Town.
[Joe looks through the telescope]
Corpus Colossus: She’s gone off-road, into hostile territory.
Rictus Erectus: Why would she do that, dad?
[Joe rushes off, Rictus tries to grab the telescope]
Rictus Erectus: Let me see, let me see!
Corpus Colossus: Rictus.
Rictus Erectus: I want to see!
Corpus Colossus: Rictus, go see what’s agitating dad!
[Rictus goes after Joe]

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[Joe opens the vault to the room he’s locked up his five wives and calls to them]
Immortan Joe: Splendid! Angharad!
[as Joe enters the room he sees the message “Our Babies Will Not be Warlords” written on the ground and the messages “Who Killed the World?”, “We Are Not Things” on the walls]
Immortan Joe: Where are they?
Miss Giddy: They are not your property.
Immortan Joe: Miss Giddy?
Miss Giddy: You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later someone pushes back!
Immortan Joe: Where is she taking them?!
Miss Giddy: She didn’t take them! They begged her to go!
[Joe walks over to Giddy who’s got a gun pointed at him, just as she’s about to shoot he pulls the weapon up and grabs her]
Immortan Joe: Where is she taking them?
Miss Giddy: A long way from you.
[Joe pulls her]
Miss Giddy: Aah!

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[we see one of the War Boys, Nux hooked up to Max as his blood supply when he sees the other War Boys setting off to go after Furiosa]
Nux: Hey, what’s happening? Slit. What’s going on? Slit!
[Slit ignores him as he walks off]
War Boy: Treason, betrayal, an Imperator
Nux: An Imperator. Who?
War Boy: Furiosa! She took a lot of stuff from Immortan Joe.
Nux: What stuff?
War Boy: Breeders! His prize breeders. He wants them back. Not a hand laid on ’em.

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[as gets a steering wheel along with the other War Boys]
Slit: By my deeds, I honor him. V-8.
[Slit then goes to get to his vehicle when Nux grabs the wheel]
Nux: That’s my wheel!
Slit: I’m driving!
Nux: You’re my lancer!
Slit: I just promoted myself!
[Nux tries to grab the wheel from Slit]
Nux: Not today. Today is my day.
Slit: Look at you! If you can’t stand up, you can’t do war!
The Organic Mechanic: He’s right, son.

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Nux: I’m not staying here dying soft!
The Organic Mechanic: Ah, you’re already a corpse.
Nux: I just need a top-up, some more juice.
Slit: There’s no time!
Nux: We take my blood bag! We take my blood bag and strap him to the lancer’s perch.
[we see Max hung upside down with a muzzle on his face]
Slit: It’s got a muzzle on it. It’s a raging feral!
Nux: That’s right. High-octane crazy blood fillin’ me up.
[suddenly Nux headbutts Slit and takes the wheel]
Nux: If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die historic on the Fury Road.
[Slit gets up close to Nux]
Slit: Yeah! Yeah! Organic, hitch up his blood bag.
The Organic Mechanic: Right-o.

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[Nux has strapped Max to the hood of his car as the War Boys chase after Furiosa]
Max Rockatansky: How much more can they take from me? They’ve got my blood. Now it’s my car!
[Nux rides his car close to Joe’s and shouts]
Nux: Immortan! Immortan Joe!
[Joe turns his head to looks at Nux and Slit]
Nux: He looked at me! He looked right at me!
Slit: He looked at your blood bag!
Nux: He turned his head! He looked me straight in the eye!
Slit: He was scanning the horizon!
Nux: No. I am awaited. I am awaited in Valhalla!
Slit: Confucamus!
Nux: Immortan!
Slit: Yeah!

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[as Furiosa’s War Boys notice flares being shot into the air in the distance]
The Ace: Hey! Heads up!
War Boys: Heads up!
[Ace goes to tell Furiosa as she continues to drive the rig]
The Ace: Boss! We got vehicles from the citadel. They’re firing flares. They want reinforcements from Gas Town and the Bullet Farm. What is this? Backup? Decoy?
Imperator Furiosa: It’s a detour.

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[in their vehicle Buzzards notice the rig in the distance]
Buzzard #1: [subtitled] What’s this War Rig doing on our patch? Foolish, but welcome!
[in the rig Furiosa notices they are being pursued]
Imperator Furiosa: Eyes right!
The Ace: Buzzards! Buzzards right! Eyes on! Eyes on!
[to the other War Boys on the rig]
War Rig War Boy: Buzzards right! Eyes on!
The Ace: Should we turn it ’round and run ’em into our backup?
Imperator Furiosa: No! We’re good! We fang it!
[she honks the rig’s horn]
The Ace: Thunder up! Here we go! Prepare the gunners!

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[the Buzzards attack the War Boys following Furiosa’s rig and take down some of the War boys and their vehicles]
The Ace: Come on, attack!
[War Boys fight back and destroy one the Buzzards cars]
War Boy: War!
The Ace: Ready!
[they manage to destroy several of the Buzzards vehicles but more follow after them]

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[at the same time as Furiosa is being chased by the Buzzards Nux gets closer to the rig]
Nux: She’s ours, Slit! She’s ours!
Slit: First, we get the Buzzards off her back!
Nux: Form up!
[Slit throws a flaming spear at the Buzzard’s vehicle which passes close to Max’s head]
Max Rockatansky: That’s my head!
[they try to take down the Buzzards but they shoot arrows at the War Boy’s riding along with Furiosa]
Nux: Get up! You can do it!
[one of the War Boys, Morsov, gets hit by the arrows]
War Boy: Morsov! Morsov! No!
Morsov: Witness me!
[Morsov jumps onto the Buzzard’s vehicle with an explosive spear and it explodes]
Nux: Witness! Witness!
War Boys: Witness!
Slit: Mediocre, Morsov! Mediocre!

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[one of Furiosa’s War Boys vehicles pulls up close to the rig]
War Boy: Ready!
[they destroy another Buzzard vehicle, but the War Boys also get killed in the process as their vehicle tumbles over]
War Boys: Get ready!
[to Nux as they ride close to the rig]
Slit: Back me in!
War Boys: They’re coming!

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[after sneaking in to see Furiosa]
Capable: We can’t breathe down there!
Imperator Furiosa: Stay out of sight! Now!
[one of the Buzzard’s vehicle goes to attack Furiosa by cutting into the rig]
[to Nux]
Slit: Go back!
[Nux turns their vehicle to go nearer to the rig]
War Boys: Hydraulics! Hydraulics!
[the War Boys manage to destroy the Buzzards vehicle]
Slit: Yeah! Now we bring home the Booty.

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[as they chase after Furiosa a huge sand storm approaches]
Rictus Erectus: She thinks she can lose us, dad! She thinks we’re stupid! She thinks she can lose us in there!
[Furiosa drives into a sand storm, Joe, Nux and his army of War Boys follow after her]
Slit: Fang it! Fang it!
[we see Max trying to free his hands from his chains; to Furiosa back in the rig]
The Ace: Why can’t you stop?
[Nux points his gun at Ace]
Nux: Crew! Out of the way! Out of the way!
[to Furiosa]
The Ace: What have you done?
[suddenly he grabs her throat]
The Ace: What have you done?!
[Furiosa punches him]

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[Nux continues to chase after Furiosa]
Nux: We need counterweight! Get the blood bag down the back.
[Slit gets Max off the front of the vehicle and takes him to the back of the truck, he tries to strangle Max with the chain around his neck]
Slit: Hey, head, say bye-bye to the neck! Decapito!
Nux: We’re goin’ in, slit!
[just as they are getting closer to entering the sand storm Max suddenly hits Slit and knocks him off the truck just]

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[inside the sandstorm Nux follows after Furiosa’s rig, Joe and his War Boys are close behind]
Rictus Erectus: Come on! We’ve almost got her!
[a few War Boys get close to the rig]
War Boy: Come on! Hold it steady!
[they get killed in the storm as they try to take out the rig, Nux watches this from inside his truck]
Nux: Oh, what a day! What a lovely day!
[he drives up closer to the rig, Max is still in the back of the truck watching everything]

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Nux: I am the man who grabs the sun…riding to Valhalla!
[he releases the fuel tank inside the truck]
Nux: Witness me, blood bag! Witness!
[Max breaks the back window and tries to grab Nux who lights up a flare]
Nux: I live, I die, I live again!
[as Nux is about to crash into the rig Max suddenly grabs the flare from his hand, Nux loses control of the truck, it spins out of control, causing them to crash]

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[Max awakens to find himself still chained to an unconscious Nux, after failing to free himself, he grabs Nux and a rifle and walks over to the rig to find Furiosa and Joe’s wives Splendid Angharad, Toast The Knowing, Capable, Cheedo The Fragile and The Dag cleaning themselves with a hose, they notice Mad pointing his rifle at them]
The Splendid Angharad: We’re not going back.
[Max notices the water hose in Angharad’s, who is also pregnant]
Max Rockatansky: Water.
[Furiosa indicates for Angharad to give Max the hose, he takes it from her splashes the water into his mouth, he then indicates he wants the cutters to break off his chain, he points to Dag]
Max Rockatansky: You.

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[as Dag walks over to Max with the cutters she sees something in the distance and whispers to Angharad]
The Dag: Angharad, is that just the wind, or is it a furious vexation?
[Max indicates for her to cut his chains, as Dag struggles to cut the chain suddenly Furiosa attacks Max, the fight it out, with Furiosa nearly killing him with a gun, but he drops the bullets and Nux, who’s become conscious now picks them up]
Nux: I got it!
[eventually Max subdues Furiosa, holds her down on the ground and shoots around her head, they notice Joe and his War Boys getting closer in the distance]
Nux: Glory me, blood bag! We snagged her alive. He’s gonna shred her. Shred her!

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[to Nux as he holds Furiosa down]
Max Rockatansky: Bolt cutters. Chain.
[Nux gets up with excitement to get the cutters]
Max Rockatansky: Hey, hey, hey!
[Nux grabs the cutters then notices the women]
Nux: Oh, look at them. So shiny, so chrome. He’s gonna be so grateful. We could ask for anything.
[Nux cuts Max’s chain with the cutters]
Nux: I wanna drive the war rig. What are you gonna ask for?
Max Rockatansky: That’s my jacket!
[Max takes the jacket off of Nux]
Nux: Sure. I mean, you can ask for more than a jacket.

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The Splendid Angharad: We’re going to The Green Place.
[Angharad starts walking towards the rig and Max goes to stop her]
Nux: Wait, it’s you and me…
[Max punches Nux in the stomach then shoots at Angharad’s feet, she stops and Max gets into the rig, we see Angharad’s leg has been grazed with the bullet as it bleeds]
The Splendid Angharad: We’re going to The Green Place of many mothers.
[Max starts the rig’s engine and starts driving off]

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[as they watch Max drive the rig away]
Imperator Furiosa: How does it feel?
The Splendid Angharad: It hurts.
Imperator Furiosa: Out here, everything hurts. You want to get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.
[they take Max’s discarded rifle and make a run for it]

 

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