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Starring: Channing Tatum, Salma Hayek, Gavin Spokes, Caitlin Gerard, Christopher Bencomo, Ayub Khan Din, Juliette Motamed
Comedy drama sequel directed by Steven Soderbergh. Magic Mike’s Last Dance (2023) centers on “Magic” Mike Lane (Channing Tatum), who takes to the stage again after a lengthy hiatus, following a business deal that went bust, leaving him broke and taking bartender gigs in Florida. For what he hopes will be one last hurrah, Mike heads to London with a wealthy socialite (Salma Hayek), who lures him with an offer he can’t refuse, and an agenda all her own.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Kim: Wait, I know you. You were a cop, right?
Kim’s Husband: Did you arrest her?
Mike Lane: I let you off with a warning, right?
Wealthy Socialite: Do you like bartending?
Mike Lane: I mean, it’s not really what I do.
Wealthy Socialite: What is it that you really do?
Mike Lane: What did you want before Miami?
Wealthy Socialite: I just wanted to escape my life.
Wealthy Socialite: But then, you came along, and gave me this unexpected, magical moment, that made me remember who I really was.
Wealthy Socialite: [to Mike] Come with me to London. Let’s go.
Man: Why are you in London?
Mike Lane: I’m going to put on a show at this famous theater.
Wealthy Socialite: People are numb, disconnected. We’re going to wake them up with a wave of passion they’ve never felt before.
Mike Lane: Hell, yeah.
Wealthy Socialite: Without further ado, I give you the visionary artist, Magic Mike.
Mike Lane: ‘Sup?
Young Girl: The real question is why do you love her?
Mike Lane: No one’s believed in me like your mom has.
Mike Lane: So what’s this show about?
Wealthy Socialite: It’s the same old, will she marry for love or money?
Mike Lane: So what did she pick? Love or money?
Wealthy Socialite: The real question is, why does she feel like she has to choose?
Mike Lane: It sounds to me that she just needs to let go.
Hannah: And some good…
Mike Lane: Maybe that as well.
Wealthy Socialite: I want every woman that walks into this theater to feel that a woman can have whatever she wants, whenever she wants.
Wealthy Socialite: You’re not shutting me down. Not this time!
Mike Lane: You’re so good at this. I’m not going to just let us give up on it.