Copyright Notice: It’s easy to see when our selected quotes have been copied and pasted, as you’re also copying our format, mistakes, and movie scene descriptions. If you decide to copy from us please be kind and either link back, or refer back to our site. Please check out our copyright policies here. Thanks!
Starring: Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson, Sarah Silverman, John Bradley, Michelle Buteau, Chloe Coleman, Maluma
Story:
Romantic comedy directed by Kat Coiro. Marry Me (2022) follows pop superstar Kat Valdez (Jennifer Lopez), who is set to marry her rock-star fiancé Bastian (Maluma) before an audience of their fans. But just before the ceremony Kat finds out that Bastian has cheated on her with her assistant. So, in a moment of inspired insanity, Kat locks eyes with a stranger in the crowd and chooses to marry divorced high-school math teacher Charlie Gilbert (Owen Wilson), who has been dragged to the ceremony by his daughter, Lou (Chloe Coleman), and his best friend, Parker Debbs (Sarah Silverman). What begins as an impulsive reaction evolves into an unexpected romance between two different people searching for something real in a world where value is based on likes and followers.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
E! News Reporter: The Marry Me concert tour is something you will not want to miss. In thirty-six hours superstar, Kat Valdez, and Grammy winning, Bastian, will perform their new song, Marry Me and exchange vows in front of a streaming audience of twenty million people.
Bastian: See you tomorrow.
Kat Valdez: I’ll be the one in the veil.
Parker Debbs: [moviequotesandmore.com] Charlie, this is once in a lifetime.
Charlie Gilbert: I’ve got my daughter tonight.
Parker Debbs: Good, I’ve got three tickets for tonight. Bring her.
Lou Gilbert: Dad, you haven’t had any fun since mom left. Just say yes.
Parker Debbs: [moviequotesandmore.com] This is the most unbelievable thing that could ever happen in life.
Charlie Gilbert: [waiting in line at the concert] What am I doing here?
Kat Valdez: Okay, let’s go. We only have five minutes. What’s everybody looking at?
Kat’s Assistant: Nothing.
Kat Valdez: Give me your phone.
Presenter Voice: [Kat watches footage over phone] Kat Valdez’s husband to be, Bastian, caught cheating with her assistant.
Kat Valdez: [moviequotesandmore.com] I’m told that twenty million people are supposed to watch as we take our vows.
Kat Valdez: They say if you want something different, you have to do something different.
Kat Valdez: [she sees the “Marry Me” sign Charlie is holding] Why not? Yes. I’ll marry you.
Kat Valdez: [points to Charlie in the crowd] You.
Parker Debbs: [to Charlie] Go. Go. Go.
Trailer: