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Starring: Kevin Hart, Mark Wahlberg, Regina Hall, Jimmy O. Yang, Luis Gerardo Méndez
Netflix comedy written and directed by John Hamburg. Me Time (2022) follows Sonny (Kevin Hart), a stay-at-home dad, who after finding himself with some “me time” for the first time in years while his wife, Maya (Regina Hall), and kids are away, he reconnects with his former best friend, Huck (Mark Wahlberg), for a wild weekend that nearly upends his life.
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Friend: Sonny, you have no life outside of your kids.
Sonny: Well, my wife is an architect. We made a decision that it’s best for me to take care of the kids. It’s called a system, which works.
Friend: Yeah, a prison system. That’s what it sounds like.
Friend: Every parent’s dream is to spend a week without their family.
Sonny: What’s up, Huck?
Huck: Sonny, baby! My birthday’s coming. You haven’t been to one of my parties in forever.
Maya: You guys were so close.
Sonny: And then I grew up. I don’t want to spend a weekend with Huck and a bunch of twenty-two year-olds.
Maya: I have an idea. I should take Dash and Ava for spring break by myself.
Sonny: You’ve never traveled with them without me.
Maya: I am their mother. I will be fine.
Dash: Honestly, I have concerns.
Maya: Did you hear what he…
Sonny: No. Dash, get your stuff.
Sonny: I get some “me time”.
Friend: “Me time!”
Maya: [over phone] How was your first day of freedom?
Sonny: It was great. I played golf with some old buddies of mine. I went to this underground barbecue spot.
Maya: You should go to Huck’s party.
Huck: Sonny, baby!
Sonny: Happy birthday!
Huck: Thank you, brother.
Sonny: [as he looks down and sees Huck is naked] You look good. Hey, woh.
Huck: Hey, guys! Say hi to my oldest friend in the world!
Sonny: Yeah, you want a towel?
Huck: No, I’m good.
Huck: This week isn’t about me. It’s about us. In the majestic California desert!
Huck: It’s our own Burning Man.
Sonny: We’re in the middle of nowhere.
Sonny: Where the porta-potties at?
Huck: Right there.
Sonny: That’s a bucket.
Huck: Yeah. They work great.
Sonny: [to the lion cub] Hey, buddy. Aren’t you a little scary kitty?
Sonny: [as he sees a lioness] Oh, my God. Oh, I’ll set it down. Help! I’ve got a lion trying to eat me! Help! Help!
Huck: [as the lioness attacks Sonny] Oh! You went primal, man. She might be the Big Cat, this is the Big Dog.
Sonny: I’m the Big Dog!
Sonny: I feel like Butch and Sundance just got back together.
Dash: Way to make the most of your “me time”, Pops.
Friend: [to Sonny] I don’t know what happened, but you’re a new man.
Sonny: I did a lot of stuff I’m not proud of.
Stan: [referring to Sonny’s little finger] Oh, my God! It looks like a hot Cheeto.
Huck: Don’t touch it!
Stan: I’m sorry.
Maya: [over phone] What is going on?
Sonny: It’s Huck. He’s got me doing stupid shit.
Huck: We got to do this together!
Sonny: It’s always something crazy. I just feel like this is too much. I’ll see you later.
Huck: [as the helicopter winds blows Sonny off the cliff] Sonny! I’m coming! Open your arms like a starfish!
Sonny: Starfish can’t fly!
Huck: [as they’re base jumping] I told you you could do it!
Sonny: [as a bird suddenly smacks into him] I love you, Huck! I love… Oh, s**t!