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Starring: Angourie Rice, Auliʻi Cravalho, Reneé Rapp, Jaquel Spivey, Avantika Vandanapu, Bebe Wood, Christopher Briney, Jenna Fischer, Busy Philipps, Tina Fey, Tim Meadows
Musical comedy, based on the original 2004 movie of the same name and the stage musical, directed by Arturo Perez Jr. and Samantha Jayne and written by Tina Fey. Mean Girls (2024) centers on new student Cady Heron (Angourie Rice), who is welcomed into the top of the social food chain by the elite group of popular girls called The Plastics, ruled by the conniving queen bee Regina George (Reneé Rapp) and her minions Gretchen (Bebe Wood) and Karen (Avantika Vandanapu). However, when Cady makes the major misstep of falling for Regina’s ex-boyfriend, Aaron Samuels (Christopher Briney), she finds herself prey in Regina’s crosshairs. As Cady sets to take down the group’s apex predator with the help of her outcast friends Janis (Auli’i Cravalho) and Damian (Jaquel Spivey), she must learn how to stay true to herself while navigating the most cutthroat jungle of all, high school.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Principal Duvall: Oh, hell no!
Ms. Norbury: Hey! PG-13, please.
Cady Heron: What was that?
Damian Hubbard: Oh, lord. It’s the queen bee.
Janis I’mi’ike: Regina George.
Damian Hubbard: Don’t look her in the eye!
Regina George: You could be really hot if you change like everything.
Coach Carr: Welcome to health and human sexuality. We will be getting into abstinence, of course, then followed by in the spring, condoms and choking.
Ms. Heron: You’re learning things now that I don’t know how to teach.
Damian Hubbard: [to Cady] Are you okay in there? We’re concerned you’re either doing drugs or having a toilet baby.
Ms. Norbury: We as women have to be able to support each other.
Regina George: Get in, loser.
Mrs. George: Welcome, Cady.
Regina George: Mom, go make snacks.
Mrs. George: For sure. For sure, Regina. Yeah.
Mrs. George: [to Regina] You’re never going to believe what I found this morning. Your burn book!
Cady Heron: Do you like gum?
Aaron Samuels: Sure.
Cady Heron: Oh, no. I don’t have any. I was just…
Damian Hubbard: You’re a mess.
Janis I’mi’ike: We will help you, Cady.
Gretchen Wieners: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady Heron: It’s Halloween.
Gretchen Wieners: Cady, if you don’t dress slutty, that is slut shaming us.
Student: That’s just unprofessional.
Principal Duvall: What? What’s this?
Janis I’mi’ike: We’re going to make her pay.
Damian Hubbard: What we’ve done is make Regina hotter and revived the wet look.
Regina George: [referring to the pimple on her face] Ugh! Look at this thing!
Gretchen Wieners: I can’t even see it.
Karen Shetty: It’s sexy, like a face breast.
Cady Heron: Je m’appelle Cady.
French Teacher: Incorrect.
Janis I’mi’ike: You have to pick a French name.
Damian Hubbard: Chanel.
French Teacher: No.
Damian Hubbard: Celine Dion.
French Teacher: No.
Damian Hubbard: Beyoncé.
Student: [referring to Regina] Cady pushed her.
Coach Carr: Regina really should be lifting through her glutes.
Ms. Norbury: Who wrote all this junk?