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Starring: Adan Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Mark Strong, Mélanie Laurent, Jodie Turner-Smith, John Kani, Kuhoo Verma, Enrique Arce, Zurin Villanueva, Tony Goldwyn, Annie Mumolo, Dany Boon, Adeel Akhtar
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Netflix comedy mystery sequel directed by Jeremy Garelick. Murder Mystery 2 (2023) follows Nick and Audrey Spitz (Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston) four years after solving their first murder mystery and are now full-time detectives struggling to get their private eye agency off the ground. When they’re invited to celebrate the wedding of their friend the Maharaja (Adeel Akhtar) on his private island, trouble follows the Spitzes again when the groom is kidnapped for ransom soon after the festivities begin, making each glamorous guest, family member, and the bride herself a suspect.
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Narrator: Four years ago, Nick and Audrey Spitz solved some of the most high-profile murders of the century. Like many overnight success stories, Nick and Audrey immediately quit their jobs and poured their life savings into pursuing a career as private investigators. Unfortunately, it’s not going very well.
Narrator: With business struggling, Nick and Audrey could only pray for a miracle that someone close to them would be killed.
Nick: It’s called “disruptive marketing”.
Audrey: It’s not disruptive. It’s confusing. We’re not dentists.
Nick: Do you know any couples who also work together that actually get along?
Audrey: Billie Eilish and Finneas.
Nick: They’re brother and sister.
The Maharajah: Yoh, Nick. Broski. My brosephus. The Maharajah is getting married!
Nick: [after Vikram invites them to his private island wedding] I got to say, I really could like use a getaway.
Audrey: Honey, do you remember what happened the last time we went on a getaway?
Nick: Yeah. Some people died.
Audrey: Not Some. A lot of people.
Nick: You think five people dying is a lot?
Shitz Helicopter Pilot: You like the view, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz?
Audrey: Oh. You know what? Excuse me. I’m so sorry. We’re Nick and Audrey Spitz.
Shitz Helicopter Pilot: Would you like some music, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz?
Nick: We’re the Spitzes not the Shitzes. Okay?
Shitz Helicopter Pilot: Yes, I have some Pitbull, or Taylor Shitz.
Nick: Okay. He’s sticking with the Shitz.
Audrey: Puts “Shitz” at the end of everything.
Audrey: Where are you from?
Shitz Helicopter Pilot: I’m from the European!
Nick: We’re guessing Shitzerland?
'He wrote the book.' - Audrey, 'On what? How Rogaine doesn't work for everybody?' - Nick (Murder Mystery 2) Click To Tweet
Nick: [after they land on the island] The flamingos got diapers on so they don’t crap the lawn!
The Maharajah: [to Nick and Audrey] The heroes of Lake Como! And my sister! And my brother! From another mother-trucking mother!
Nick: Hey, thanks for the wedding invite. So happy you could squeeze us in.
The Maharajah: No, for sure, man! We had extra seats because my parents died.
Audrey: Oh! I’m so sorry.
Nick: That’s terrible.
The Maharajah: No! I’m just kidding!
Nick: Oh, okay. So, they’re coming?
The Maharajah: No. They died. But they were never going to come. Because I hated them.
Audrey: Oh, my God. What happened to your arm?
Colonel Ulenga: Is it that noticeable?
Audrey: Well, last time we saw, you had a lot more of your arm.
Colonel Ulenga: Well, if I had to lose one, that would be the one to lose, because it’s already missing a hand.
Nick: And you don’t have to share the armrest now at the movie theater.
Audrey: [referring to their gift box] I cannot believe this!
Nick: We get our own iPhones!
Audrey: No way!
Nick: What the hell did we give out at our wedding?
Audrey: Oh, flip-flops!
Nick: Flip-flops, and we gave out Advil, or some s**t?
'We got good cheese. We got the free iPhones. I'm happy with everything.' - Nick (Murder Mystery 2) Click To Tweet
Nick: Oh, how handsome are you, man?
Colonel Ulenga: I only have eye for you, Nick.
Francisco: I have made love to more than ten thousand women. None as ravishing as you.
Audrey: Okay. Well, speaking of staggering numbers, this is my husband of sixteen years.
Nick: I’ve made love to one woman. And I did it terribly, by the way.
Countess Sekou: [to Audrey] That’s quite the plate. Do they not have food where you come from?
Audrey: So are you reading because you don’t like weddings like this, or…
Saira: No, you know, it’s more that I don’t like people. I mean, these people in particular.
'Two bad guys never works out. One always double-crosses the other.' - Nick, 'It's just like a cliché of the genre.' - Audrey (Murder Mystery 2) Click To Tweet
Francisco: And I guess you’re both acquainted with Vikram’s harpy of a sister.
Nick: Did he say “herpe”?
Audrey: Harpy.
Countess Sekou: [to Francisco] Ever wonder what it feels like to be tall enough to ride a rollercoaster?
Nick: [after Vikram’s bodyguard dies being stabbed] This is a distraction.
Audrey: From what?
Nick: From the escape!
Audrey: And we’re going to get Vik back, okay?
Nick: We’re going to do this for the low, low price of twenty-five million dollars.
Audrey: Twenty-five mil, honey. I swear to God.
Nick: I would’ve settled for ten grand.
Audrey: So insane.
'If you need something done correctly, you should just do it yourself.' - Saira (Murder Mystery 2) Click To Tweet
Nick: I’m blocking the door so no one can get in.
Audrey: Honey, you know what? You’re going to hurt your back.
Nick: You know what would hurt my back? A knife going through it. The killer knows we’re on to him. We’re on the next-to-kill list. I guarantee it.
Audrey: Oh, God. We’re not going to be invited anywhere ever again. Ever again.
Audrey: What if that’s the killer?
Nick: Killers don’t knock.
Audrey: We’ve been here ten minutes. You need more towels?
Nick: You use like thirty towels after every shower.
Audrey: Oh. I’m sorry. At least I shower.
Nick: Well, alright. You got me there.
Nick: The cheese is gone.
Audrey: Where is it?
Nick: I put it in my stomach.
Audrey: You ate that entire block of cheese?
Nick: Trying to shame me. I don’t know if that’s going to get the cheese back.
Nick: [as each of the guests keep turning up at their door] It’s like an after-party. You know, people just show up.
Audrey: [as someone is knocking at their door] What if that is the killer?
Nick: Don’t you kind of want it to be the killer so they can kill us? I am sick of this s**t.
Countess Sekou: He has had over eight-five paternity suits filed against him. We suspect he’s been siphoning money out of the company in order to pay for all of these babies he made.
Francisco: That’s a lie! But not the part about the babies. Yes, that’s true. I’ve spread my seed far and wide, but I have never stolen in my life.
Francisco: [referring to Miller and his team] The real detectives have just arrived.
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