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Starring: Jason Statham, Aubrey Plaza, Josh Hartnett, Cary Elwes, Bugzy Malone, Hugh Grant
Spy action thriller directed and co-written by Guy Ritchie. Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre (2022) centers on super spy Orson Fortune (Jason Statham) and his team of top operatives (Aubrey Plaza, Cary Elwes, Bugzy Malone) who recruit Hollywood’s biggest movie star, Danny Francesco (Josh Hartnett), to help them on an undercover mission to stop billionaire arms broker Greg Simmonds (Hugh Grant) from selling a deadly new weapons technology that threatens to disrupt the world order.
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Nathan Jasmine: As a private contractor, you posses a unique set of skills.
Orson Fortune: What’s that?
Operative #1: Power nap.
Orson Fortune: You said it was clear.
Operative #2: I said the front was clear.
Orson Fortune: Front, back. Right, wrong.
Operative #2: [imitates mockingly] Right, wrong.
Orson Fortune: Anyway. Shall we?
Orson Fortune: So what we got?
Nathan Jasmine: Something rather nasty has been stolen. We have to stop that getting onto the open market.
Orson Fortune: Who’s the buyer?
Nathan Jasmine: Greg Simmonds.
Orson Fortune: The billionaire arms dealer?
Greg Simmonds: Ooh. A lot of very serious faces up here, ain’t there?
Orson Fortune: You can’t catch this fish with conventional lures.
Nathan Jasmine: I’m sorry? The lure being?
Orson Fortune: Danny Francesco.
Nathan Jasmine: The movie star?
Orson Fortune: Greg Simmonds’ favorite movie star.
Nathan Jasmine: And how do we get him?
Operative #1: Blackmail.
Nathan Jasmine: Ruse de gurre. Very good. Carry on.
Orson Fortune: The world needs you for your greatest role yet.
Danny Francesco: Who are you?
Orson Fortune: I’m your new manager. There’s a sensitive and awkward situation between you and your sister-in-law.
Danny Francesco: I actually love my sister-in-law.
Orson Fortune: Yes, Danny. You made that quite evident.
Orson Fortune: No need to be nervous.
Danny Francesco: No reason to be nervous. They’re only killers.
Operative #2: You’re an actor. Act.
Danny Francesco: Okay. I’m ready. Let’s go to work.
Greg Simmonds: Will someone pinch me, please? Is that Danny Francesco?
Greg Simmonds: What’s next for you?
Danny Francesco: I’m playing a mysterious self-made billionaire.
Greg Simmonds: You just described me. Shadow me. Do whatever I do. Whatever I do do.
Nathan Jasmine: Whoever Greg was buying from was amongst you last night.
Orson Fortune: The Ukrainians. I can get inside the Ukrainians.
Operative #2: I hope you take them to dinner first, before you get inside of them, sexually.
Operative #1: [over earpiece] They’re going to kill you now.
Orson Fortune: Well, shoot them first then.
Orson Fortune: [after the operative shoots them] Tidy.
Nathan Jasmine: So you weren’t seen by anyone?
Orson Fortune: Yes.
Nathan Jasmine: That’s a yes, you weren’t seen by anyone?
Orson Fortune: Yes.
Nathan Jasmine: Or a yes, you were seen by someone?
Orson Fortune: Yes.
Orson Fortune: What happened?
Nathan Jasmine: He recognized you.
Greg Simmonds: Orson Fortune. That is a sexy name.
Nathan Jasmine: Cover’s blown.
Operative #1: We’re burned.
Danny Francesco: What do I do?
Orson Fortune: The movie star is going to melt.
Greg Simmonds: You stop Danny Francesco.
Orson Fortune: You let me worry about that.
Danny Francesco: You stop Greg Simmonds!
Danny Francesco: [referring to her gun] What are you going to do with that?
Operative #2: I’m going to shoot at them, Danny.