Starring: Andy Samberg, Cristin Milioti, Peter Gallagher, J.K. Simmons, Camila Mendes, Tyler Hoechlin, Meredith Hagner, Dale Dickey, Chris Pang, June Squibb
OUR RATING: ★★★★☆
Romantic comedy directed by Max Barbakow. The story follows carefree Nyles (Andy Samberg), and reluctant maid of honor Sarah (Cristin Milioti), who have a chance encounter at a Palm Springs wedding. However, things get complicated when they find themselves unable to escape the venue, themselves, or each other.
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[as Nyles is lounging in the pool]
Jerry: Good day so far?
Nyles: Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it’s all the same.
[giving her wedding speech to Abe and Tala]
Misty: Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage, love and commitment. Love is to feel a deep romantic, or sexual attachment to someone. And we all know these two little freaks are fine in that department, right? And commitment is the state or quality of being dedicated to a cause, activity, et cetera.
Tala: Oh, she’s done.
[the guests applaud]
Howard: Get on up there, peanut.
Sarah: No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech.
Howard: Of course you’re supposed to give a speech, you’re the maid of honor. It’s your main job.
[giving his wedding speech]
Nyles: We are born lost. Then we’re found, but we’re all just lost, am I right? However, in the darkness comes light.
[continuing his wedding speech]
Nyles: Here you are, standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. And it may be frightening and filled with doubt. But always remember, you are not alone. Everyone here is your family. We are your world. And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes as you achieve your wildest dreams. So raise a glass. We may be born lost, but now you are found. Cheers.
Misty: Wait. What?
Sarah: What are you smelling?
Nyles: Orchid Explosion by Fournier. Right?
Sarah: Yeah. That’s very weird.
Nyles: Well, I know my hair mists. I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.
Nyles: So what’s your deal, you don’t dance?
Sarah: Plantar fasciitis, actually.
Nyles: Ah, respect.
[referring to his wedding speech]
Sarah: Yeah, but you don’t actually believe any of the s**t that you said?
Nyles: Not a word of it. We’re all f***ing alone.
[as Nyles shows Sarah that his girlfriend, Misty, is having sex with Trevor]
Sarah: I can’t say I ever liked her.
Nyles: Yeah, she has her moments, but this one hurts.
Sarah: Why don’t you go in there and stop them?
Nyles: Ooh, trust me, there is not a world where these two don’t end up together.
Sarah: Well, if it makes you feel any better, my whole family is embarrassed by me. They all see me as a liability who f***s around and drinks too much.
Nyles: Why would they think that?
Sarah: Because I f*** around and drink too much.
[as Sarah and Nyles are about to have sex and Nyles takes off his shorts]
Sarah: You wear underwear under your bathing suit?
Nyles: Yeah, doesn’t everybody?
[as Nyles is suddenly shot in the shoulder with an arrow by Roy]
Nyles: Ow! F***!
Sarah: What the f*** is happening?!
Nyles: I thought I smelled you, you piece of s**t!
[as Roy chases after Nyles]
Roy: Keep running, s**t bird. I will always find you.
[as Sarah follows Nyles into a cave after being chased by Roy]
Nyles: No, stop. Don’t come in here!
Sarah: Are you okay?
Nyles: Don’t come in here!
[suddenly Nyles is sucked into a vortex in the cave]
[after we see Sarah got sucked into a vortex in the cave and wakes up to repeat the day]
Howard: It’s going to be a beautiful wedding.
Sarah: What the f***?
[after Sarah confronts Nyles about what’s happening to her]
Nyles: I guess you followed me.
Sarah: What’s going on?
Nyles: I tried to stop you.
Sarah: But what is this? When is this?
Nyles: Yeah. About that. So, this is today. Today is yesterday. And tomorrow is also today. It’s one of those infinite time loop situations you might have heard about.
Sarah: That I might have heard about?
Sarah: How do I stop it? I don’t want tomorrow to be today. I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.
Nyles: Right. That’s natural. Unfortunately, that’s never going to happen. Tomorrow will always and forever now be today.
[as Nyles takes Sarah to find the cave]
Nyles: Wait for it. Almost. I am the Antichrist.
[he snaps his finger and the ground shakes from the earthquake]
Nyles: I’m just kidding, there is no God. The earthquake happens every day. But check it out. Opens up the cave.
[as Sarah heads towards the cave]
Nyles: You’re not going to find what you’re looking for in there. Because once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning. Same thing if you stick around. The second you fall asleep, it all just goes back to the start.
Sarah: But will this day end if I go in there?
Nyles: Sure. For you.
[Sarah continues on towards the cave]
Nyles: You’re wasting your time!
Howard: She didn’t leave a note?
Pia: Sarah realized the day wasn’t about her, so she left.
Howard: Don’t say that.
[they look over to see Nyles in the kitchen blending a drink]
Nyles: Or she’s scared.
Howard: Of what?
Nyles: Families. Weddings. Intimacy. Melanoma. Nanotech. Round the clock surveillance. Sauce. She’ll be back.
[after Sarah barges into Nyles and Misty’s hotel room; to Nyles]
Sarah: Get dressed. I can’t be here anymore.
[Sarah walks out]
Misty: Oh, my God. Are you f***ing cheating on me?
Nyles: No. You’re cheating on me, you goof.
Misty: Wait. What?
Nyles: I don’t know what it is. It could be life. It could be death. It might be a dream. I might be imagining you. You might be imagining me. It could be purgatory, or a glitch in the simulation that we’re both in. I don’t know. So, I decided a while ago to sort of give up and stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because the only way to really live in this is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
Sarah: Well, then what’s the point of living?
Nyles: Well, we kind of have no choice but to live. So I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.
Sarah: So we can’t die?
Nyles: No. The loop just starts over. There might be some way to kill yourself, but I haven’t figured it out, and I’ve done a lot of suicides. So many.
Sarah: No. No, I’m going to get out of this.
[she starts driving fast towards]
Nyles: Okay. Suit yourself.
[Nyles takes his seatbelt off and leans his head on the dashboard]
Sarah: What are you doing?
Nyles: Bracing for a quick death. I mean, we can’t die, but pain is very real. There’s nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.
[Sarah takes off her seatbelt]
Nyles: We could just skip this whole phase, go get a beer, you know. Or not. Whatever.
[Sarah drives fast towards the truck heading straight for them]
Nyles: See you tomorrow.
Nyles: So, as I was saying, you just have to find peace, you know.
Sarah: I drove all the way back home to Austin, and I still woke up here.
Nyles: That’s how it works. You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal, and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea. It was a huge waste of time. They detained me as soon as I got off the plane. I was acting a little odd. And then I passed out in a couple minutes, woke up back here.
Nyles: “What might have been, and what has been point to one end, which is always present.”
Roy: Confucius said, marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow that makes you forget who you are.
Nyles: He did not.
Roy: But there is a bottom, my friend. And it is a f***ing dark place.
Roy: What do you say, bud? You want to dance a little bit?
Roy: You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit?
Roy: He’s got a bag of sweets in his pocket. I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share.
[Nyles walks over to Trevor, grabs the drugs from his pocket and shouts over to Roy]
Nyles: You were right! Got them!
[after Nyles reveals that he also trapped Roy in the time loop after a night of partying]
Nyles: When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly. Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, so he only comes around once every few days. Or weeks. I don’t know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy.
Sarah: But what does he want?
Nyles: I think he thinks it’s revenge?
[as he chases after Nyles]
Roy: Run, rabbit, run.
Nyles: Material matters don’t really concern me.
Sarah: With the exception of booze, and burritos, and designer drugs, and candy.
Nyles: Obviously. I’m not a Puritan.
Sarah: And sex, I assume?
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