Starring: Andy Samberg, Cristin Milioti, Peter Gallagher, J.K. Simmons, Camila Mendes, Tyler Hoechlin, Meredith Hagner, Dale Dickey, Chris Pang, June Squibb


Romantic comedy directed by Max Barbakow. The story follows carefree Nyles (Andy Samberg), and reluctant maid of honor Sarah (Cristin Milioti), who have a chance encounter at a Palm Springs wedding. However, things get complicated when they find themselves unable to escape the venue, themselves, or each other.


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We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now here’s a small selection.




[Sarah wakes up and hears]
Man: It’s going to be a beautiful wedding.


[giving his wedding speech]
Nyles: Here you are, standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. But always remember, you are not alone.


Sarah: I don’t think that we met. I’m Sarah.
Nyles: Nyles.
Sarah: Hi.
Nyles: Hi.


[as they are making out on the beech during, Nyles gets hit by an arrow]
Sarah: What the f*** is happening?
[the attacker follows after Nyles]
Attacker: Run, rabbit, run!


[after Nyles is crawling into a cave after being chased]
Sarah: Nyles?
Nyles: Don’t come in here!
Sarah: What the…
[suddenly a massive light emerges]


[the next day, we are repeating the same day as before]
Man in Pool: Good day so far?
Nyles: Today, tomorrow, it’s all the same.
[Sarah then enters the pool area]
Sarah: You! What is going on? Hey! Get out of the water!


Nyles: I guess you followed me. It’s one of those infinite time loop situations you might have heard about.
Sarah: That I might have heard about?
Nyles: Yeah.


Nyles: The second you fall asleep, it all just goes back to the start.


Sarah: I drove all the way back home to Austin, and I still woke up here.
Nyles: One time I smoked a bunch of crystal, and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea. It was a huge waste of time.


Sarah: Well, then what’s the point of living?
Nyles: We kind of have no choice but to live.
Sarah: No. I’m going to get out of this.
[she starts driving fast towards the truck ahead]
Nyles: Suit yourself.
[he takes his seatbelt off and leans forward on the dashboard]
Nyles: See you tomorrow.
[Sarah drives straight into the truck, but wakes up in the same place]


Sarah: So now what to do we do?
Nyles: You just have to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
Sarah: Do you sleep with people in here?
Nyles: Great question. I have, but it takes a lot of work.


[as the bride and groom are about to have their first dance]
Nyles: May I cut in?
Abe: It’s the first dance.
Nyles: And that’s a deal breaker?
[back to Nyles and Sarah]
Sarah: And that didn’t work?
[Nyles laughs]


Sarah: Let’s waste some time.


[as they’re drinking and flying an airplane]
Nyles: This is crazy!


[as the bride and groom are about to cut their wedding cake]
Nyles: Stop! There’s a bomb in the cake!


[after he gets the bomb out of the cake]
Nyles: Don’t worry. I used to be a bomb guy. Stand back!
[he throws the bomb and in explodes in the sky]
Misty: [screams] Oh, my God!


Roy: [to Nyles] Do you want to, uh, dance? You know the officiant? He’s got a bag of sweets in his pocket.


Nyles: You were right! Got them!


Sarah: I can’t keep waking up in here. Everything that we are doing is meaningless.
Nyles: I hope it’s not all meaningless.


Roy: [to Nyles] At least you have each other. Nothing worse than going through this s**t alone.


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