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Starring: Jack Dylan Grazer, Zach Galifinakis, Olivia Colman, Ed Helms, Justice Smith, Rob Delaney, Kylie Cantrall, Ricardo Hurtado, Marcus Scribner, Thomas Barbusca

OUR RATING: ★★★½

Story:

Animated comedy directed by Sarah Smith, Jean-Philippe Vine, and Octavio E. Rodriguez. Set in a world where walking, talking, digitally connected bots have become children’s best friends, Ron’s Gone Wrong (2021) follows Barney (Jack Dylan Grazer), a socially awkward middle-schooler, and Ron (Zach Galifinakis), his new walking, talking, digitally-connected device, which is supposed to be his “Best Friend Out of the Box”. But Ron’s malfunctions launch them into a journey in which they come to understand the wonderful messiness of true friendship.

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'Hi, I am insane.' - Ron (Ron's Gone Wrong) Click To Tweet 'At some point you just get it that you're not going to be one of the cool kids.' - Barney (Ron's Gone Wrong) Click To Tweet

Best Quotes

Marc: Have you ever felt completely alone? Standing on the edge of things, so awkward, not daring to approach anyone? What if you could have one perfect friend who thinks you’re awesome, who can help you find friends and make it all easy?

Marc: [moviequotesandmore.com] But today, we take a huge leap from Bubble’s phones, and tablets, and watches to a whole new world of connection. And at its heart, my code. My algorithm for friendship. The code that drives your new best friend, the Bubble Bot!

Savannah: Wow, Barney. It’s your birthday. And you still didn’t get a B-Bot?
Barney: [thinking to himself] Thanks for breaking that down.

Miss Thomas: [to the students] Will you go talk to Barney? He loves rocks. He needs friends. It’s his birthday.
Barney: [thinking to himself] Kill me now.

Rich: [mockingly] Who’s your favorite movie star? The Rock?
Barney: Killer, Rich.

Donka: [moviequotesandmore.com] No one in Pudowski family have allergy.
Graham: What about Uncle Boris?
Donka: He was possessed. By a demon in a cashew.

Barney: No one does paper these days. They send messages with their B-Bots.
Graham: Really? You need a B-Bot to have a social life these days?
Barney: Yeah, dad. Kind of.
Graham: No. I don’t want you addicted to some device. You should be out there in the woods. Kicking around with a buddy. Get out there, Barn. Interact. You don’t want to spend your whole life glued to a…
[gets distracted as his phone chimes]

Donka: I throw in goat. Goat for a B-Bot. She real friend. And when you get bored of this one, you can eat her! Less waste, good for planet.

Donka: Three month wait? What is this? Stalinist Russia? I am not afraid of you, Bubble booble!

Ron: [after Graham buys him a B-Bot] Hi. Insert registered name. I am your, your, your, your… I am…
Barney: [referring to the sticker] My B-Bot. B-Bot. Look, my best friend out of the box?
Ron: I am, insert registered name’s best friend out of my box. Insert registered name is my best friend.

Barney: [moviequotesandmore.com] Wait! Where are you going? You’re supposed to stay within six feet of me!
Ron: Abu Dhabi. Addis Ababa. Amsterdam. Arizona.
[stops in the middle of the road and turns to Barney]
Ron: Six…
[suddenly a car crashes into Ron]

Savannah: Not on top now, Noah. Don’t focus on the negative. It’s very aging.

Ron: I now know everything about you. I know your underpants combust at a temperature of two hundred thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit. Seventeen degrees below the melting point of your inhalers. I know you have eleven socks, and four books detailing the life of Bill the Bus. Now, I’m your best friend out of the box, Absalom!
Barney: No! A friend does not go through your stuff, or burn it, or melt it, or dismember Mr. Bunky.

Barney: The B-Bot. There’s something wrong with it, Gran.
Donka: It look alright to me.
Barney: It’s not meant to do that!
Ron: I’m not meant to do that.
Donka: Just like all the others.
Donka: [as Ron tosses a knife near her] Maybe, turn it off and on again?

Donka: [moviequotesandmore.com] I fix it! Pudowskis make do and mend. Oh, if I just ram this up power outlet…
Barney: No! You’ll make it worse!
Donka: Oh, Barney. Once, I mend my own hernia with bread knife and vodka.

Barney: What am I going to do?
Donka: Take it outside. Have fun with him. You remember what Uncle Boris used to say? “The smart man can pickle anything, even a glove.”
Barney: The point being?
Donka: At least you’re not Uncle Boris. He crazy. Never the same after that cashew.

Barney: Look, I’m taking you back to the Bubble store. I have to swap you for a good one. No offense.
Ron: But according to the sticker, I am your best friend out of my box.
Barney: Listen, friendship is a two-way street, okay? I get to choose my friends, and I don’t choose you.

Rich: Bros, it’s pulling my head off!
Barney: Hey, no, no, no! You can’t pull his head off! We’ll get in trouble!
Ron: Okay, Absalom. I cannot pull his head off.

Barney: [moviequotesandmore.com] That was awesome, okay. But terrible, but awesome! I mean, you can’t hit people. Especially Rich Belcher. But, oh, man! You hit Rich Belcher! I don’t get it. B-Bots can’t hurt people. They have mega safety controls and stuff.
Ron: Incorrect. I have no mega safety controls and stuff. The settings have not been uploaded.

Barney: [referring to Ron] You can’t just take it. It’s mine!
Ron: I don’t even know his name.
Barney: Yes, you do! It’s Absalom.
Ron: Hi, Absalom.
Donka: What?

Ron: Absalom, will crushing be fun?

Barney: [trying to rescue Ron from getting crushed] What are you doing?
Ron: A friend must stay within six feet. We’ll go to the crusher together.
Barney: No! Crushing is not fun! It means smushed, flattened. Think, think, think. Annihilated.
Ron: Annihilated. Not fun!

Ron: Hi, I am insane.

Ron: Are we having fun with me?
Barney: You bet!

Barney: [moviequotesandmore.com] I’m going to take you home, okay?
Ron: But you get to choose your friends. And you don’t choose me.
Barney: I do, okay. I choose you. I can fix you, like Gran said. And I’ll teach you how to be my friend.

Barney: My registered name is Absalom, but my friends call me Barney.
Ron: My friends call me Ron Bintscatsco.

Marc: [after Ron’s actions have been reported] I better look into that.
Andrew: You think? I mean, what if someone gets injured? I, for one, could not live with what that would do to our share price.

Ron: [moviequotesandmore.com] What is a friend, Barney?
Barney: Well, a friend is a person who likes, is always, I…
Ron: A person who, “likes, is always, I”. Okay. Now I’m your best friend.

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Barney: You have to know everything about me. You have to like me, obviously. Like all the same stuff as me, and you have to be on my side. But don’t hit people. Even Rich Belcher. Hair, brown. Height, four-eleven
Ron: Five-eleven would be better. You could reach high objects.
Barney: Hey! A friend likes everything about you.

Barney: Allergies. Goats. Wool. Goats wool. I’m basically allergic to life. That’s why I like rocks.
Ron: That is sad and also tragic.
Barney: What are you into, huh? Electricity?
Ron: Electricity is better than rocks.

Savannah: Barney, your B-Bot is like super weird. And naked?

Savannah: Barney, don’t say your weirdness has rubbed off on him. Making friends is like what he’s for. If he can’t do that, he’s like literally pointless. Like a lump of plastic just following you around.
Savannah’s B-Bot: Hashtag landfill.
Ron: I am for making friends?

Ron: Does Barney need friends?
Savannah: Well, yeah! Or, fun fact. He will not survive middle school!

Ron: I am literally pointless.
Barney: What?
Ron: I cannot make friends for you.
Barney: Yeah. Well, I’m not so great at that either. You should see me during recess. It sucks. I stand there every day, on my own, on the edge of the yard, just hoping for a few people to share a bench with. You know? But why would they? The last time any of them came to my house, we set fire to them.

Bubble Tech: [referring to Barney] We’ve got nothing on him. He hasn’t friended anyone. He doesn’t blog, post, or share.
Andrew: Creepy.

Ron: [over speaker] Hi! I am Barney’s B-Bot. I live in the shed. I am for making friends.

Ron: Would you like to comment on this picture, old woman? Barney likes rocks, asthma inhalers, and his grandmother’s food. Will you come to my secret shed and like him?
Older Woman: [awkwardly] No, no. No.

Ron: [to Barney] You have five new friends. I did a search for them. Shayne likes low-priced alcohol and conspiracy theories. He believes there’s a secret lizard government beneath Switzerland. He will friend you if he can stay in the shed.

Ron: [referring to the baby] Barney, meet friend number five. This tiny bald man likes your picture so much, he is eating it.

Savannah: You’re such an actual freak, Barney, it’s like almost cool.

Andrew: [referring to the B-Bots running wild] It’s Mad Max meets Sesame Street live streaming.

Savannah: It pooped me.
B-Bot: Sharing “It pooped me”.

Barney: How could you? You dumb bot! I’m in so much trouble now. All you had to do was just fit in. What was the point of even…?
Ron: Barney, are you my friend?
Barney: What? What do you mean? My dad bought you for me.

Barney: Where are you going?
Ron: Friendship is a two-way street.
Barney: What?
Ron: I get to choose. You taught me.

Ron: Adios, registered name Absalom!
Barney: Adios, Absalom’s B-Bot!

Andrew: [to Marc] Maybe being a guy who makes his friends out of skateboards doesn’t equip you to run a global tech giant.

Barney: What are you doing?
Ron: Returning myself to the facility. I am a dumb bot.
Barney: No! No, you’re not. I’m so sorry. I was wrong.
Ron: We did not fix me. I did not fit in.
Barney: Who cares? Neither do I. It doesn’t matter. Because you are my friend.
Ron: Your best friend out of the box?
[Barney puts the sticker on him]
Barney: But still don’t burn my underpants.

Savannah’s B-Bot: Poop Girl is trending. You have nineteen million thirty-two thousand likes.

Savannah: Poop Girl. That’s who I’m going to be for my whole life.

Savannah: You’re running away? To the woods?
Barney: Please, don’t tell anyone this time.
Savannah: There are evil clowns in there, Barney. Their heads go all the way around.
Barney: That’s owls, Savannah. I promise!

Andrew: Marc put a camera within six feet of every young consumer in the country. And now you’re worried about privacy? Turn on the mics too. Listen out for “Barney. Rogue Bot. Profit-sucking plastic psycho.” That kind of thing. We’ll find him. Wherever he is in that Podunk town!

Barney: Why on earth would you do that?
Ron: Do I have to like the path you like?
Barney: No! But your path sucks!

Barney: [to Ron] You know who I had at my party when I was six? Savannah and Rich. For real. They were my friends just because they lived nearby. But at some point you just get it that you’re not going to be one of the cool kids. Hey, who cares, right? Because I currently have one friend too.

Ron: How long will we live in the woods?
Barney: I don’t know. Forever?

Barney: Do you know any stories, Ron?
Ron: I can create one from my available data. It will be called The Awesome Adventures
of Absalom of Addis Ababa and His Android, Alan. Once upon a time in Addis Ababa, capital city of Ethiopia, sovereign state in the Horn of Africa, with one hundred million inhabitants, lived Absalom and his friend Alan, a generation one android.

Graham: Oh, mom. I work round the clock selling novelty junk just to try to give him a life. But I’m blowing it, mom. I’ve lost touch with him. Why didn’t he come to me?
Donka: Sometimes kid protect grown-up.

Ron: How long is “I don’t know. Forever”? Twelve hours? Twelve days? Twelve years? Twelve decades?

Ron: Avoids problems eighty-nine percent of the time.
Barney: You are so annoying!
Ron: You are so annoying forty-three-point-eight percent of the time.

Barney: [as Ron’s battery power is low] One of these trees must have a power outlet, or something, right? Oh, this is not okay, Ron. Best friends don’t die on each other.

Barney: [as Savannah, Rich, Noah and Ava are helping him] Why are you guys here?
Ron: Friends. Sixth birthday.
Barney: Sorry. He thought that… I know you’re not my friends.
Rich: Well, we’re not not your friends.

Bree: The bot saved the boy.
Andrew: What? That evil profit-sucking thing!

Savannah: [to Rich] We’ve known Barney since we were little. You were his best friend in kindergarten.
Savannah: [to Ava] And you were mine.
Ava: It gets complicated.

Ava: Your pranks are lame.
Rich: They’re funny, man. If I don’t do funny, I got nothing.
Savannah: Since when did this stuff matter? Barney and Ron. It’s like we used to be.

Graham: I am so sorry. I let you down. I know I’m always overwhelmed with work. But I’m your dad, okay? You’re like a piece of my heart walking around the world, and I love you so much that it makes me strong enough to deal with anything. Except losing touch with you. Just talk to me, Barney.

Barney: Wait. This isn’t Ron. What did you do to him?
Marc: His code was unstable. So I re-installed the algorithm.
Ron: He fixed me. Selfie?

Barney: [referring to Ron’s original data] He’s in the cloud. That’s what you said, right? So take me there.
Marc: I’m sorry?
Graham: You heard my son. He needs to get to the cloud thing. And I’m going with him!

Andrew: There’s nothing wrong with our B-Bots. It’s kids. Kids are the problem. You give a child an hour of screen time, you get peace and quiet. You have his friends around, all hell breaks loose. Am I right, kids? Stick to your screens. Today, your best friend out of the box becomes…
B-Bot: The only friend you’ll ever need!

Donka: You have problem with women in workplace?
Andrew: I never said that.
Donka: You want to squeeze my knee?
Andrew: What?
Bubble Tech: Andrew, we found this goat in the electrics.
Andrew: Who are you people? An improv troupe?

Barney: [as he sees that all the kids are just as lonely as him] It’s weird. I used to think that I was the lonely one. They need to upgrade to a Ron.

Barney: I’m not leaving you behind.
Ron: Barney. I am for making friends.
Barney: What? No. You’re coming with me.
Ron: How to be a friend. You taught me.
Barney: No. Stay with me. Remember?
Ron: Stay friends. We can fix it. You and me. Now or never.

Barney: Go, Ron. You don’t have to stay within six feet. Go. Be everywhere.
Ron: Adios, Absalom.
Barney: Arrivederci, Ron Bintscatsco.
[then Ron’s programming is spread to everyone’s B-Bot and he is disperesed]

Barney: So, here I am again. Eighteen minutes of recess fun. Thanks, Ron. You fixed me. And everyone else.

Savannah: You’ve changed the world, Barney Pudowski. How cool is that?
Barney: [as he looks at Ron’s sticker] Not just me.

Rich: [to Barney, as they hand out at Barney Bench] Dude! We got to tell them! You pranked a global freaking tech giant, man! Please let me stream the reveal, bro, please?
Savannah: Take it from me, Rich. Fame is overrated.

Rich: Is all your gran’s food this good?
Barney: Come over sometime. Hang out. I know you’re dying to see my rock collection.
Rich: Will she set us on fire again?
Noah: I hope so.
Ava: That was so fun!
Savannah: But you’re going to have to talk to that goat, because I do not want any more of my jewelry going through its intestines.

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