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Starring: Kaitlyn Dever, Isabela Merced, Kyle Allen, Bradley Whitford, Minnie Driver, Spencer Stevenson, Sean Teale
Story:
Hulu/Disney+ romantic comedy directed by Karen Maine. Rosaline (2022) is a comedic twist on Shakespeare’s classic love story “Romeo and Juliet”, told from the perspective of Juliet’s cousin, Rosaline (Kaitlyn Dever), a sharp but idealistic young woman, who just happens to be Romeo’s (Kyle Allen) recent love interest. Heartbroken when Romeo meets Juliet (Isabela Merced) and begins to pursue her, Rosaline schemes to foil the famous romance and win back her guy.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Rosaline: The greatest love story ever told was missing a chapter. Mine.
Juliet: Romeo.
Romeo: Sweet Juliet.
Rosaline: [as she sees Romeo and Juliet kissing on the balcony] Son of a…
The Nurse: Now, get up you lazy cow.
Rosaline: I have cholera.
The Nurse: You do not have cholera.
Rosaline: You don’t understand. They were being all gross, and he was saying things to her that he just said to me. Three days ago!
The Nurse: Yes.
Rosaline: Three, nurse.
The Nurse: So, are you going to break them up?
Rosaline: Of course I am. Romeo and Juliet. It doesn’t even sound right.
Dario: You want my help with this?
Rosaline: We just need to stop a wedding. My boyfriend is about to make the biggest mistake of his life.
Dario: Hang on a second. It’s your boyfriend’s wedding? Ouch.
Rosaline: Blow me.
Juliet: Rosaline, I met a boy.
Rosaline: Let me guess, Romeo Montague, isn’t it?
Juliet: How did…
Rosaline: Everybody knows Romeo Montague.
Rosaline: But Juliet, why settle down with just one man when you can sample at the buffet of life?
Rosaline: [as she enters the bar with Juliet] Who wants to buy us some drinks?
Juliet: All this time you just wanted to steal my boyfriend.
Rosaline: I was trying to steal him back! There’s a difference.
Juliet: I’m going to fake my own death. I’ll drink this potion. It’ll look like I’m dead.
Rosaline: That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Did you drink it already?
Rosaline: Get up, Juliet!
Paris: I just wonder if all this drama is adding to the attraction.
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