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Starring: Owen Wilson, Walker Scobell, Jesse Williams, Michael Peña, Keith L. Williams, Momona Tamada
Story:
Paramount+ superhero action adventure directed and co-written by Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman. Secret Headquarters (2022) centers on Charlie (Walker Scobell) and his friends (Keith L. Williams and Momona Tamada) who discover the headquarters of the world’s most powerful superhero hidden beneath his home and begin to suspect his father (Owen Wilson) might be a superhero. When villains attack, they must team up to defend the headquarters.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Charlie’s Dad: [to Charlie] Sorry about the game. But we’re going to have fun tonight.
Charlie: Let me guess. Another IT conference?
Charlie’s Dad: I’m going to be back in a couple days, tops.
Charlie: [over phone, as his dad is listening] Hey, Mom. Dad has a work emergency. So can you come pick me up.
Charlie’s Friend: I love it when you call me “Mom”. Let’s throw a rager.
Charlie’s Friend: [as they find the secret headquarters] This is so tight.
Lizzie: It’s some kind of superhero lair.
Girl: Your dad’s a superhero.
Charlie: What? No. my dad can’t handle hot wings.
Girl: I have a crazy idea.
Man: [as Charlie uses one of his dad’s gadgets to throw the baseball] Now that’s fast.
Villain: Whoever has this technology can do anything.
Charlie: We got to save my dad tech before they destroy the world.
Girl: We got this.
Villain: What are you going to do? Tickle torture me?
Villain: [as the kids use a gadget to electrocute him] Dude, that was too long! That was way too long!
Charlie’s Dad: Woh! Woh! Don’t shoot! I’m the IT guy. I was alerted to a security breach.
Charlie: Why couldn’t you tell me about your secret identity?
Charlie’s Dad: How am I supposed to say, “Oh, by the way, some alien power source chose me to be the guardian of the planet? It makes you sound crazy, right?
Charlie’s Friend: Yes.
Villain: Play time’s over, kids.
Girl: Prepare for war.
Villain: [as they’re fighting in their suits] Hold it! Hold it! These are warm.
Charlie’s Dad: Yeah.
Villain: It’s so hot.
Charlie’s Dad: You got the winter suit.
Trailer: