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Starring: Zachary Levi, Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Rachel Zegler, Adam Brody, Ross Butler, Meagan Good, D.J. Cotrona, Grace Caroline Currey, Faithe Herman, Ian Chen, Jovan Armand, Marta Milans, Cooper Andrews, Lucy Liu, Djimon Hounsou, Helen Mirren
OUR RATING: ★★★☆☆
Superhero action adventure comedy sequel directed by David F. Sandberg. Shazam! 2 Fury of the Gods (2023) follows Shazam/Billy Batson (Zachary Levi and Asher Angel), and his family, as they take on the villainous Hespera (Helen Mirren) and Kalypso (Lucy Liu), daughters of the Greek titan Atlas.
Our Favorite Quotes:'The most powerful thing about you is you.' - Anthea (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet
Docent: Museums are fun. Amusement parks for the brains.
Kalypso: [after they turn everyone in the museum to stone] Turns out museums are fun. Let’s have more of it.
Hespera: Do not underestimate the judgement of the wizard. To protect the power of the gods, he will have chosen with meticulous precision the strongest, most keenly intelligent champions this realm has ever witnessed.
Shazam: I’m an idiot. I don’t deserve these powers, if I’m being honest. Like, what am I even contributing? There’s already a superhero with a red suit, with a lightning bolt on it, and I’m fast, but he’s faster. Aquaman is literally huge, and he’s so manly. And Batman is so cool! And I’m just me. And I can’t say this to anyone else, because my family looks to me as a leader, but I feel like a fraud.
Dr. Dario Bava: You understand I’m a pediatrician, right?
Dr. Dario Bava: How well do you remember your childhood?
Shazam: Like it was today.
Victor Vasquez: Is this an army of unicorns killing Genghis Khan?
Darla Dudley: Yes.
Eugene Choi: Unicorns aren’t real.
Darla Dudley: It’s called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up.
Victor Vasquez: Where’s everyone going?
Darla Dudley: To fight crime.
Rosa Vasquez: Okay.
Super Hero Freddy: No need to panic. Captain Everypower is here.
'Nothing lasts forever.' - Mary Bromfield (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet
Victor Vasquez: I’m going to go check on the kids.
Freddy Freeman: Yeah, you should. God only knows what they’re up to. Probably drugs, right? Probably taking selfies while vaping on TikTok.
Shazam: Not saving is different than breaking. Am I wrong? Am I wrong about this? Also, we saved countless lives.
Mary Bromfield: A hundred sixty-two. It’s countable.
Shazam: Emotionally countless, Mary.
Shazam: Alright, big day, big bridge. Kind of a couple blunders, right? But we’re going to meditate on those mistakes right now. Mary?
Mary Bromfield: Organic chem is my meditation.
Shazam: Said nobody with friends ever, really.
Shazam: Why do you even have a job? Wonder Woman doesn’t have a job!
Mary Bromfield: Stop.
Shazam: No, seriously. Do you think she wears a ponytail, and glasses, and like nobody recognizes her, and she’s like an accountant or something?
Mary Bromfield: I don’t care if Wonder Woman has a job. I want to contribute. At some point, Billy, like everyone on Earth, we have to get a job, or leave home. Nothing lasts forever.
Shazam: I mean, it’s literally called the Rock of Eternity. So, clearly, some things do last forever.
'Just because you know someone cool, doesn't really necessarily make you cool.' - Freddy Freeman (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet
Hespera: Now, say the word.
Wizard: Never. Never!
Kalypso: Never say never.
Anthea: You knew those guys were going to hit you, but you stepped in anyway.
Freddy Freeman: You know something? That’s how I amuse myself. The funnier I am, the more I get punched.
Anthea: Well, it made me laugh. So, hero.
Freddy Freeman: Sadly, just because you know someone cool, doesn’t really necessarily make you cool.
Anthea: You seem pretty cool to me.
Shazam: [as he’s having a dream he’s on a date with Wonder Woman] I know the whole world wants to see this happen. You and me. The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies. She-zam. I guess I’m just afraid that I’m going to let them all down. You know? That I’m going to let you down. You know what? Screw it. Let’s try. Let’s try this crazy thing. Maybe we’ll seal it with a kiss?
'We can't choose the people we fall for.' - Super Hero Freddy (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet
Wizard: [referring to Daughters of Atlas] They’re coming to unmake your world and torture mankind for all eternity in the Pit of Endless Agony.
Shazam: Okay, I feel like maybe I should be writing all this down.
Freddy Freeman: Wait, didn’t you tell us the wizard disintegrated?
Billy Batson: The skin peeled off his face. He turned into a literal pile of ash. I don’t know.
Freddy Freeman: Yeah, seems definitive.
Billy Batson: Yeah. Except now he’s in my dreams.
Freddy Freeman: Could be astral projection powers.
Billy Batson: What’s that?
Freddy Freeman: Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you from the great beyond?
Billy Batson: Freddy, we only have one rule.
Billy, Freddy: All or none.
Freddy Freeman: And it’s a stupid rule, by the way.
Super Hero Darla: Why do you have sunglasses on? Did you go to the eye doctor this morning?
Shazam: I don’t know. It looks to me like Mary did go to the eye doctor, but it was last night, and she had a lot of fun.
Mary Bromfield: In point of fact, I did have a great time. I met other people my age, and I enjoyed myself.
Super Hero Darla: You made friends at the eye doctor?
'Humans wreak havoc and devastation, then pray to the gods to absolve them. They actually pray for order and peace when all they do is dismantle it at every turn.' - Kalypso (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet
Shazam: “The daughters of Atlas are the offspring of the Titan Atlas,” which is obvious. But also Nyx, the Goddess of Night and Death.
Super Hero Darla: Well, good things can happen at night.
Shazam: And death.
Shazam: The wizard did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay? Like I don’t know how a lot of this stuff works. That room of doors, or that violin that is like constantly burning which is super weird, but also definitely keeps the lair cozy, right? He didn’t even tell me my superhero name.
Shazam: You call the pen “Steve”?
Super Hero Pedro: Yeah, I thought he looked like a “Steve”.
Super Hero Darla: He totally looks like a “Steve”.
Anthea: Do you actually know those guys? Or is this like a “Canadian girlfriend” situation?
Freddy Freeman: Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I aren’t really exclusive, as of now.
'Everyone can be worthy if given a chance.' - Wizard (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet
Freddy Freeman: [shows her the photo of himself and his sibling superhero selves] And today is your lucky day, because I’m going to call the hot one.
Freddy Freeman: No, the male hot one.
Anthea: Him? What? Him?
Freddy Freeman: Look, I mean, it’s all subjective, right? But Captain Everypower usually tops most online polls, so. It’s no big deal.
Anthea: [referring to Freddy] How did you two meet?
Super Hero Freddy: Comic Con.
Anthea: What’s Comic Con?
Super Hero Freddy: What?
Shazam: This is what the name means. Which is way cooler than what I thought it was. Which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so.
'Number one sign of wisdom, admitting there's always more to learn.' - Mary Bromfield (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet
Super Hero Freddy: [to Anthea] You know, I’m not just a superhero. I’m a super listener. And I sense that you may have feelings for Freddy.
Freddy Freeman: [as Hespera and Kalypso use the staff to depower him] I’m sorry. Just save yourself!
Shazam: No. No! All or none. We stick together!
Freddy Freeman: Wait a second. Hagrid beard. Batman voice. You’re the wizard.
Wizard: That halfwit Billy gave you the powers of Shazam?
Freddy Freeman: Yeah, he did. And he said that you turned into ash, but didn’t?
Wizard: Once I gave him the power, I could no longer remain in my realm. But death would have been a luxury compared to being trapped in this cell with the knowledge of my failure, and with you. Mostly with you.
Freddy Freeman: A little more sarcastic than Billy said. But, hey, all good.