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Starring: Zachary Levi, Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Rachel Zegler, Adam Brody, Ross Butler, Meagan Good, D.J. Cotrona, Grace Caroline Currey, Faithe Herman, Ian Chen, Jovan Armand, Marta Milans, Cooper Andrews, Lucy Liu, Djimon Hounsou, Helen Mirren

OUR RATING: ★★★☆☆

Story:

Superhero action adventure comedy sequel directed by David F. Sandberg. Shazam! 2 Fury of the Gods (2023) follows Shazam/Billy Batson (Zachary Levi and Asher Angel), and his family, as they take on the villainous Hespera (Helen Mirren) and Kalypso (Lucy Liu), daughters of the Greek titan Atlas.

 

Our Favorite Quotes:

'The most powerful thing about you is you.' - Anthea (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet

 

Best Quotes


 

Docent: Museums are fun. Amusement parks for the brains.


 

Kalypso: [after they turn everyone in the museum to stone] Turns out museums are fun. Let’s have more of it.


 

Hespera: Do not underestimate the judgement of the wizard. To protect the power of the gods, he will have chosen with meticulous precision the strongest, most keenly intelligent champions this realm has ever witnessed.


 

Shazam: I’m an idiot. I don’t deserve these powers, if I’m being honest. Like, what am I even contributing? There’s already a superhero with a red suit, with a lightning bolt on it, and I’m fast, but he’s faster. Aquaman is literally huge, and he’s so manly. And Batman is so cool! And I’m just me. And I can’t say this to anyone else, because my family looks to me as a leader, but I feel like a fraud.
Dr. Dario Bava: You understand I’m a pediatrician, right?


 

Dr. Dario Bava: How well do you remember your childhood?
Shazam: Like it was today.


 

Victor Vasquez: Is this an army of unicorns killing Genghis Khan?
Darla Dudley: Yes.
Eugene Choi: Unicorns aren’t real.
Darla Dudley: It’s called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up.


 

Victor Vasquez: Where’s everyone going?
Darla Dudley: To fight crime.
Rosa Vasquez: Okay.


 

Super Hero Freddy: No need to panic. Captain Everypower is here.

 

'Nothing lasts forever.' - Mary Bromfield (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet

 

Victor Vasquez: I’m going to go check on the kids.
Freddy Freeman: Yeah, you should. God only knows what they’re up to. Probably drugs, right? Probably taking selfies while vaping on TikTok.


 

Shazam: Not saving is different than breaking. Am I wrong? Am I wrong about this? Also, we saved countless lives.
Mary Bromfield: A hundred sixty-two. It’s countable.
Shazam: Emotionally countless, Mary.


 

Shazam: Alright, big day, big bridge. Kind of a couple blunders, right? But we’re going to meditate on those mistakes right now. Mary?
Mary Bromfield: Organic chem is my meditation.
Shazam: Said nobody with friends ever, really.


 

Shazam: Why do you even have a job? Wonder Woman doesn’t have a job!
Mary Bromfield: Stop.
Shazam: No, seriously. Do you think she wears a ponytail, and glasses, and like nobody recognizes her, and she’s like an accountant or something?


 

Mary Bromfield: I don’t care if Wonder Woman has a job. I want to contribute. At some point, Billy, like everyone on Earth, we have to get a job, or leave home. Nothing lasts forever.
Shazam: I mean, it’s literally called the Rock of Eternity. So, clearly, some things do last forever.

 

'Just because you know someone cool, doesn't really necessarily make you cool.' - Freddy Freeman (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet

 

Hespera: Now, say the word.
Wizard: Never. Never!
Kalypso: Never say never.


 

Anthea: You knew those guys were going to hit you, but you stepped in anyway.
Freddy Freeman: You know something? That’s how I amuse myself. The funnier I am, the more I get punched.
Anthea: Well, it made me laugh. So, hero.


 

Freddy Freeman: Sadly, just because you know someone cool, doesn’t really necessarily make you cool.
Anthea: You seem pretty cool to me.


 

Shazam: [as he’s having a dream he’s on a date with Wonder Woman] I know the whole world wants to see this happen. You and me. The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies. She-zam. I guess I’m just afraid that I’m going to let them all down. You know? That I’m going to let you down. You know what? Screw it. Let’s try. Let’s try this crazy thing. Maybe we’ll seal it with a kiss?

 

'We can't choose the people we fall for.' - Super Hero Freddy (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet

 

Wizard: [referring to Daughters of Atlas] They’re coming to unmake your world and torture mankind for all eternity in the Pit of Endless Agony.
Shazam: Okay, I feel like maybe I should be writing all this down.


 

Freddy Freeman: Wait, didn’t you tell us the wizard disintegrated?
Billy Batson: The skin peeled off his face. He turned into a literal pile of ash. I don’t know.
Freddy Freeman: Yeah, seems definitive.
Billy Batson: Yeah. Except now he’s in my dreams.


 

Freddy Freeman: Could be astral projection powers.
Billy Batson: What’s that?
Freddy Freeman: Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you from the great beyond?


 

Billy Batson: Freddy, we only have one rule.
Billy, Freddy: All or none.
Freddy Freeman: And it’s a stupid rule, by the way.


 

Super Hero Darla: Why do you have sunglasses on? Did you go to the eye doctor this morning?
Shazam: I don’t know. It looks to me like Mary did go to the eye doctor, but it was last night, and she had a lot of fun.
Mary Bromfield: In point of fact, I did have a great time. I met other people my age, and I enjoyed myself.
Super Hero Darla: You made friends at the eye doctor?

 

'Humans wreak havoc and devastation, then pray to the gods to absolve them. They actually pray for order and peace when all they do is dismantle it at every turn.' - Kalypso (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet

 

Shazam: “The daughters of Atlas are the offspring of the Titan Atlas,” which is obvious. But also Nyx, the Goddess of Night and Death.
Super Hero Darla: Well, good things can happen at night.
Shazam: And death.


 

Shazam: The wizard did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay? Like I don’t know how a lot of this stuff works. That room of doors, or that violin that is like constantly burning which is super weird, but also definitely keeps the lair cozy, right? He didn’t even tell me my superhero name.


 

Shazam: You call the pen “Steve”?
Super Hero Pedro: Yeah, I thought he looked like a “Steve”.
Super Hero Darla: He totally looks like a “Steve”.


 

Anthea: Do you actually know those guys? Or is this like a “Canadian girlfriend” situation?
Freddy Freeman: Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I aren’t really exclusive, as of now.

 

'Everyone can be worthy if given a chance.' - Wizard (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet

 

Freddy Freeman: [shows her the photo of himself and his sibling superhero selves] And today is your lucky day, because I’m going to call the hot one.
Anthea: Her?
Freddy Freeman: No, the male hot one.
Anthea: Him? What? Him?
Freddy Freeman: Look, I mean, it’s all subjective, right? But Captain Everypower usually tops most online polls, so. It’s no big deal.


 

Anthea: [referring to Freddy] How did you two meet?
Super Hero Freddy: Comic Con.
Anthea: What’s Comic Con?
Super Hero Freddy: What?


 

Shazam: This is what the name means. Which is way cooler than what I thought it was. Which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so.

 

'Number one sign of wisdom, admitting there's always more to learn.' - Mary Bromfield (Shazam! Fury of the Gods) Click To Tweet

 

Super Hero Freddy: [to Anthea] You know, I’m not just a superhero. I’m a super listener. And I sense that you may have feelings for Freddy.


 

Freddy Freeman: [as Hespera and Kalypso use the staff to depower him] I’m sorry. Just save yourself!
Shazam: No. No! All or none. We stick together!


 

Freddy Freeman: Wait a second. Hagrid beard. Batman voice. You’re the wizard.


 

Wizard: That halfwit Billy gave you the powers of Shazam?
Freddy Freeman: Yeah, he did. And he said that you turned into ash, but didn’t?
Wizard: Once I gave him the power, I could no longer remain in my realm. But death would have been a luxury compared to being trapped in this cell with the knowledge of my failure, and with you. Mostly with you.
Freddy Freeman: A little more sarcastic than Billy said. But, hey, all good.

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Freddy Freeman: Here’s what we’ve got. A cranky wizard with a cynical streak, and a precocious young man with an encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical s**t.


 

Freddy Freeman: Fine, then let’s make a potion. Like a potion of giant strength or diminution. Oh! Gaseous form! Yeah! Maybe we could float out of here like a fart.
Wizard: I gave my powers to children who squandered it. We will die here, Freeby.
Freddy Freeman: It’s Freddy, by the way.


 

Shazam: Hey, what about demigods? You know, like Wonder Woman? Do you think she’s accepting bird letters right now? Did the pen just shrug?


 

Hespera: Child, I will spare your life if you’re honest with me.
Freddy Freeman: [as he looks at Anthea] Honesty. Yeah. Wow. Very ironic subject choice.


 

Hespera: The other Champions, are they children like yourself?
Freddy Freeman: What even is a child? I mean, I know I shave like every weekish.
Hespera: Yes or no?
Freddy Freeman: No. Your answer is no because nobody’s stupid enough to grant primordial god-like powers to a bunch of kids.


 

Freddy Freeman: [referring to Kalypso] What’s she doing?
Wizard: Power of chaos. It enters a man’s mind and shatters it whole.
Freddy Freeman: Oh. My mind is already trash, so I’d actually like to see you try. Because nobody has the balls to handle what’s inside my brain.


 

Kalypso: Say their names.
Freddy Freeman: Destiny’s Child did it better.


 

Hespera: [from Shazam’s letter] “Dear daughters of Atlas, violence is not the answer. Oh, good first sentence. Thanks, Darla. We’d love to make a trade. What? We’ll give up our powers if you give us Freddy. Add “unharmed”. Otherwise, they’re going to monkey’s-paw you. Smart, Eugene. Steve, add “unharmed”. Then, like “Yours truel…” No, “Sincerely, best.” Maybe just sign “The Champions”. Should we proof read it? No. Steve doesn’t make mistakes. Just writes what you say. Great. I feel good about this. Me too. Anyone else want a Gatorade? Do we have red?”


 

Freddy Freeman: The pit is just a bad name for a fun place, right?


 

Wizard: [after they’re thrown into the pit] Are you hurt?
Freddy Freeman: No, just worthless.
Wizard: Well, you must get up.
Freddy Freeman: For what? All this pretending to be a superhero is just a way for me to pretend I’m not broken.
Wizard: Oh, feelings.


 

Anthea: You once protected me from the bullies in your world, Freddy Freeman. Now I’ve protected you in mine.
Freddy Freeman: Hero.


 

Freddy Freeman: I was just brave because I knew I had powers.
Anthea: No, the most powerful thing about you is you.
Wizard: How lovely for both of you.


 

Wizard: Come, Jeff. Faster.
Freddy Freeman: Did you call me Jeff? She just said my entire name!


 

Shazam: I have a plan.
Colonel Cheesesteak: Really? Because look like all you got is a sandwich.
Shazam: No, these sandwiches? No, these sandwiches are important. They’re for a meeting.
Colonel Cheesesteak: Yeah. Sure, Colonel Cheesesteak.
Shazam: Colonel? Oh, boy, I really need a name.


 

Shazam: [to Hespera] Right, so, look, here’s the thing. You’re upset. A bunch of wizards came and stole your powers, which totally sucks balls. I totally get it. But, I kind of feel like you’re taking this all like really personally. And like I don’t even know you, lady, right?


 

Hespera: This is very personal, Billy.
Shazam: You are very menacing. I just want you to know that. Like I really, I see the presence that you have. And that goes a long way.


 

Shazam: [to Hespera] Okay, look. I might not have as much experience as you, because I’m not like super old like you. But I think I have a few experiences that you don’t have. Because I’ve seen all of the Fast and the Furious movies, lady. And let me tell you something. It’s all about family! Family? Guys, that was the signal. We practiced this like twelve times.


 

Super Hero Darla: [thinking they’ve defeated Hespera] She sure didn’t see that coming because she didn’t go to the eye doctor.
Shazam: Darla, that was, because…
Mary Bromfield: A euphemism. That was a euphemism.


 

Shazam: [to Hespera] You thought you were just going into some regular porta-potty, didn’t you?
Super Hero Eugene: Which I can somehow still smell.
Shazam: Yeah. Yeah, it really sticks around. It’s crazy, right? Yeah. Like permeates the air.


 

Shazam: [to Hespera] And get rid of the dome. Because the city of brotherly love is getting a little moist.
Super Hero Eugene: Word choice, man.
Shazam: Yeah, I regretted it as soon as it was coming out of my mouth.


 

Shazam: “Dear daughters of A**hat-Las.” Burn! I just came up with that. Make sure you put a dash in there though, so it’s really clear. Okay. Man, it’s so good having Steve cover grammar, and spelling, and stuff. It makes me sound so much smarter.


 

Wizard: We are not lost. Who’s the wizard here?
Freddy Freeman: I don’t know. You don’t have any spells, no magical artifacts, you know nothing about magic. You’re just… You’re the wizard.
Wizard: [as they find the door] Thank you.
Freddy Freeman: Whatever.


 

Kalypso: Anthea, humans are villains, even to themselves.
Anthea: No, not all.
Kalypso: All.


 

Super Hero Eugene: [to Victor and Rosa] We got to get out of here. We have to go right now!
Shazam: This is funny, right? I know what this looks like. That’s not true. I have no idea what this looks like. Just don’t freak out.


 

Shazam: Guys, this is no time for secrets, okay? We have to tell them the truth.
All: We’re superheroes.
Pedro Peña: I’m gay.
Shazam: Yeah, we know, bud.
Pedro Peña: You knew?
Shazam: Yeah.


 

Wizard: I’m the wizard.
Super Hero Freddy: Oh, this is the wizard. He’s a wizard who’s called “the wizard”.


 

Shazam: We have to go. The dragon is here!
Rosa Vasquez: Dragon?


 

Mary Bromfield: I know this is a lot to take in, but I promise to explain it all later.
Victor Vasquez: Explain what? That our kids are superheroes being hunted by Greek gods that used a dragon to destroy the house we just bought?
Mary Bromfield: Wait, you bought the house?


 

Shazam: You know, I never thought I’d say this about a dragon, but it is the least of our problems right now.


 

Wizard: Your world will not survive this.
Shazam: Yeah, no s**t, Merlin!


 

Anthea: My sweet Freddy, I’m ready if need be. I’ve lived a long life.
Freddy Freeman: What are you talking about, “Lived a long life?” We’re the same age. You’re young. We’re young.
Anthea: I’m over six thousand years-old.
Shazam: Oh? You look great.
Victor Vasquez: [as they watch Anthea kiss Freddy] Suddenly seems inappropriate.


 

Freddy Freeman: [referring to Anthea] We can’t let her die. She called me sweet!


 

Shazam: Hey, take my powers back. You gave them to me, so you can take them back, right?
Wizard: I am no longer the champion. You are!
Shazam: You think I know how to fix this, dude, but I really don’t. Okay? I didn’t even know who those Greek sisters were. I had to Google them.


 

Shazam: And you were right. You picked the wrong champion, man. I mean, that’s why I always say “all or none”, right? Because without my family, I’m nothing. And honestly, I have no idea what I’m doing.
Wizard: No. You don’t have a shred of wisdom in that brain of yours. But your heart is wise. And it knows exactly what must be done.


 

Wizard: [to Shazam] For you, everyone can be worthy if given a chance. Now, go fight for your family. Go fight for the world. I chose right when I chose you.


 

Freddy Freeman: Billy, what are we going to do, man?
Shazam: Same thing we always do, Freddy. Save the God darn world.


 

Rosa Vasquez: Billy. My wonderful, kind, brave, son. You will never age out of your home. Never. Now, do me a favor. And I mean this from the bottom of my heart. Go kick their a**, okay?


 

Victor Vasquez: Okay, now what? There are only so many minotaurs I can run over with this van.


 

Darla Dudley: What are monsters afraid of? “The king of beasts.” Lions?
Wizard: Unicorns.
Darla Dudley: Really? I love unicorns.
Wizard: Yet, the unicorn does not love you.


 

Rosa Vasquez: I am not entirely sure how to parent here.


 

Shazam: Hey, Khaleesi!


 

Anthea: I lost it. Freddy, I can’t. What is a god without her power?
Freddy Freeman: The most powerful thing about you is you. You taught me that.


 

Shazam: That must be super disappointing as a dragon. Assuming that you are one. I mean, you fly, and you breathe fire. But you’re also made of wood which is a weird flex, and a serious design flaw, if I’m being honest.


 

Shazam: I used to think that I couldn’t do anything right, that I didn’t deserve my powers. But there’s something that I can do. I can save all of you.
Freddy Freeman: But it’s all or none!
Shazam: Yeah. All of my family gets to live and none of them gets hurt.


 

Shazam: Now it’s time for you to fly.
Freddy Freeman: What about you?
Shazam: I’m Captain Everypower Junior. Don’t you forget it.


 

Freddy Freeman: [after Shazam defeats Kalypso and Ladon] Dude, wake up. You did it! Okay. You’re supposed to wake up. It’s the part where you wake up, and you’re supposed to open your eyes, and laugh. And you’re supposed to say you got me. Because you got me. Dude. Joke’s over, man. Billy!


 

Eugene Choi: [after Wonder Woman repairs the staff and resurrect Billy] It’s a zombie!
Shazam: Guys! What the hell? You buried me? In what like two minutes?


 

Shazam: [to Wonder Woman] I didn’t see you there. I was dead at the time.


 

Shazam: Hey, you know, just because your father’s power is surging through me, that doesn’t technically make us related, you know. And I’m going to be eighteen in like five months, so.
Wonder Woman: Stick to saving the world, kid.


 

Rosa Vasquez: What’s with our boys and older women?


 

Wizard: I came for the staff. Perhaps I will hold onto it for now. I also wanted to see your faces one last time before I turn into a pile of ash.
Billy Batson: Wait. What?
Wizard: I am making a joke. I have an Uber waiting.


 

Freddy Freeman: You know, you’re not such a bad wizard.
Wizard: Thank you, Jeff.
Freddy Freeman: It never ends.


 

Billy Batson: Also, what’s my superhero name?
Wizard: Your name is Shazam.
Billy Batson: Of course.


 

Emilia Harcourt: [mid-credits lines] He doesn’t know we’re coming, and I didn’t want to spook him.
John Economos: “Spook him.” He’s a superhero, not a deer.


 

Emilia Harcourt: Billy Batson.
Shazam: Yeah? I mean, no. I’ve never heard that name in my life. I don’t know who you’re talking about. But I’d like to meet that person, because they sound super cool. And funny. And talented. And ridiculously handsome, but like in a dangerous way.
Emilia Harcourt: What the hell are you talking about?


 

Emilia Harcourt: How would you like to join the Justice…
Shazam: Yes! A thousand times yes! Oh, my gosh! I’ve been dreaming about this! Well, I mean, not this exactly. Like normally, it’s Wonder Woman in the dream, but…
John Economos: Ew.


 

Shazam: The Justice Society? Is that different than the Justice League?
Emilia Harcourt: Yes. The Justice Society is different than the Justice League because of how words work.
Shazam: I just want to be in the Wonder Woman group. So, that’s you guys, right?
Emilia Harcourt: No.


 

John Economos: Why are you so obsessed with Wonder Woman, dude?
Shazam: He’s joking, right? No?


 

Shazam: Hey, just a little constructive criticism. It’s pretty confusing that there are two separate groups of superheroes that are totally unaffiliated, but both have “Justice” in their name, you know. Like have you guys ever thought about doing a rebranding of sorts? Because just a quick search on Thesaurus.com, you got so many options, man. Like Authority Society. Code Society. That’s stupid. These are like legal terms. The Avenger Society. I like that, for some reason.


 

Mister Mind: [post-credits lines] But what is time but a trick of the mind? A meaningless measure.
Dr. Sivana: Hey. I’m fifty-seven years-old. I’m stuck in a concrete box surrounded by lunatics waiting for a worm to enact some, what, vague plan I’ve been told absolutely nothing about?
Mister Mind: It takes me a very long time to get places, okay? I do not have legs. I do not have wings. I just slither around endlessly. But not for long.


 

Dr. Sivana: Tell me everything.
Mister Mind: Just one more thing I need to do.
Dr. Sivana: [as Mister Mind turns and slithers away] What? No! Oh, goddamn it!

 


 

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