Our list of the best quotes from Disney+ MCU action adventure TV series She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, which centers on Jennifer Walters (Tatiana Maslany), cousin of Bruce Banner/Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) who’s life becomes complicated as a single attorney in her 30s after she acquires Hulk-like qualities.
We’ll add the best quotes once the series is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now here’s a small selection.
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Bruce Banner: Being a Super Hero is a trial by fire. Who’s going to protect the world, if not people like you?
Jennifer Walters: I’m Jennifer Walters. I’m a lawyer. I have great friends. A demanding job. And a frustrating family.
Nikki: Can we get some shots, please? It’s an emergency.
Holloway: [to Jennifer] We just started a superhuman law division, and I want you to be the face of it.
Bruce Banner: Cuz, you didn’t ask for this, but you still got to deal with it.
Bruce Banner: The transformations are triggered by anger and fear.
Jennifer Walters: Those are like the baseline of any woman just existing.
Jennifer Walters: Bruce! It kind of feels like if I don’t transform I’m going to die!
Bruce Banner: [as Jennifer transforms] Yes! Yes. Yes. No! No!
Reporter: Can you tell us where She-Hulk is?
Jennifer Walters: I just want to be a normal, anonymous lawyer.
Nikki: Jenn, you’re a story now.
Heather: [to Jennifer] Girl, your a** looks crazy right now.
Jennifer Walters: [as she’s going through Tinder matches] s there anything more depressing than dating in your thirties?
Jennifer’s Date: Yeah, this is the best date I’ve had in a while.
Jennifer Walters: Oh.
Jennifer’s Date: Should we split some fries?
Jennifer Walters: Let’s get those to go.
Nikki: You could be an Avenger.
Jennifer Walters: Oh, I’m not a Super Hero. That is for billionaires and narcissists. And adult orphans for some reason.