Our list of the best quotes from Disney+ MCU action adventure TV series She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, which centers on Jennifer Walters (Tatiana Maslany), cousin of Bruce Banner/Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) who’s life becomes complicated as a single attorney in her 30s after she acquires Hulk-like qualities.
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1. A Normal Amount of Rage'When people start seeing you as a monster, that never goes away.' - Bruce Banner (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Jennifer Walters: What is the responsibility of those with power? Do they merely have an obligation to refrain from the misuse of that power? Or do they have a duty to protect those without it?
'Those with the most power have the most to answer for.' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Jennifer Walters: It’s true. I am a Hulk. And I’m guessing you won’t be able to focus on this fun lawyer show until you know all about that. So, let me get you up to speed. A few months ago, I went on a road trip with my cousin Bruce.
Jennifer Walters: That was the longest answer to “what have you been up to” I’ve ever heard.
Bruce Banner: Well, you asked me, so I answered.
'The triggers are anger and fear.' - Bruce Banner 'Those are like the baseline of any woman just existing.' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Bruce Banner: What’s up with this? Cheetos and chopsticks?
Jennifer Walters: Yes. So you don’t get Cheetos fingers.
Bruce Banner: My God. That’s really smart.
Jennifer Walters: You’re not the only genius in the family.
Bruce Banner: No, there’s also Ched.
'Let your thoughts drift away. Relax your neck. Bend your knees if that's comfortable. Hold in your farts. Namaste, all day.' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Jennifer Walters: My theory. Steve Rogers did not have a girlfriend before he went into the service.
Bruce Banner: Says who?
Jennifer Walters: The History Channel.
Jennifer Walters: So, he becomes Captain America. And from that moment on, a symbol of America. He is rushed to the front lines. He becomes a war hero. Then he is frozen in ice. So, based on everything you’ve told me, after he gets unfrozen, he goes from world-threatening disaster to world-threatening disaster. That’s when he’s not a fugitive from the law, right? So it seems like he was pretty, pretty busy.
Bruce Banner: All you’re doing is repeating everything that I’ve already told you about my friend and colleague.
Jennifer Walters: Obviously, Captain America was a virgin.
2. Superhuman Law'I did not go to law school and rack up six figures in student loans to become a vigilante. That is for billionaires and narcissists. And adult orphans, for some reason.' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Local News Reporter: Can you tell us about what you saw today?
Eyewitness: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this chick, pretty decent, turned into a Hulk, like a chick-Hulk.
Local News Reporter: A She-Hulk?
Nikki Ramos: [referring to the chanting in the bar] That’s for you.
Jennifer Walters: No. No. That’s for somebody called She-Hulk, which can’t be what they’re calling me.
Nikki Ramos: Lady-Hulk. Girl-Hulk. She-Hulk. Come on, just give them what they want.
'I can't even exist without being a derivative of the Hulk.' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Jennifer Walters: That name better not stick. It’s so dumb. I can’t even exist without being a derivative of the Hulk.
Nikki Ramos: That’s a pretty dumb name too.
Dennis Bukowski: Seriously, how did you get powers?
Jennifer Walters: I really don’t feel like talking about it.
Dennis Bukowski: Nepotism. I knew it.
'I just want to move on with my life, live in peace on a large piece of property purchased for me by my seven soul mates.' - Emil Blonsky (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Nikki Ramos: Some guy gave me both of these drinks for free because you’re a superhero.
Jennifer Walters: Ugh! I’m not. No, I did not go to law school and rack up six figures in student loans to become a vigilante. That is for billionaires and narcissists. And adult orphans, for some reason.
3. The People vs. Emil Blonsky'You have to be in control of your own narrative.' - Nikki Ramos (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Jennifer Walters: Do you want to explain to me why you failed to mention that you not only escaped from prison, but you were also recorded doing so? You said to my face that you never turn into the Abomination anymore.
Emil Blonsky: No. I said I choose not to. You know, these were extenuating circumstances.
Emil Blonsky: I was forced to leave my cell, but I returned of my own free will.
Jennifer Walters: Who forced you to escape this insanely high-security prison undetected?
Emil Blonsky: A Sorcerer Supreme of the Mystic Arts, and his name is…
Nikki Ramos: [over phone] Wong. Just Wong. And his Internet presence is a little chaotic. He’s either a sorcerer who lives in New York, or a librarian who lives in Nepal.
Jennifer Walters: Can you get to him?
Nikki Ramos: Yes, Jen. It’s me. Of course I can get to him. I sent a thirst trap. It was a picture of me with a bunch of books.
Jennifer Walters: I know you can’t wait to see Wong. I get it. I just want to make sure that you don’t think this is one of those cameo every week type of shows. It’s not. Well, except Bruce. And Blonsky. And Wong. Just remember whose show this actually is.
4. Is This Not Real Magic?'Is there anything worse than dating in your thirties?' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Donny Blaze: And what is your name, young lady?
Madisynn: Madisynn, with two N’s, one Y, but it’s not where you think.
Madisynn: [after Blaze transports her to Wong’s home in Kamar-Taj] Where am I? What happened to all the goblins? Who are you? Are you the goblin king?
Wong: No, I’m not.
'It's a numbers game, alright? After five hundred swipes, you're going to get about a third of those as matches. And that's when the real filtering happens. Oof. Hetero life is grim.' - Nikki Ramos (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Wong: Did a cut-rate magician send you here?
Madisynn: Not exactly. He sent me to a diff dimensh, and a talking goat helped me escape a lava pit in exchange for six drops of my blood. Then I kind of like browned out, and now I’m here.
Jennifer Walters: I guess you saw that Wong is back. God, everybody loves Wong. It’s like giving the show Twitter armor for a week.
'At first it was fun. Then scary, then fun again. Then spooky, but in a fun way.' - Madisynn (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Morris Walters: Dad, what are you doing here?
Jennifer Walters: Well, after that scare you had, I am here to beef up security. I’ve got new locks, cameras, an alarm system, and pepper spray.
Jennifer Walters: What’s the shovel for?
Morris Walters: Digging holes. Let’s just leave it at that.
'I made a pact with a demon that I cannot discuss. Otherwise he said he would “reap my soul and the souls of all I love”, which, honestly, is so dramatic. And I hate drama.' - Madisynn (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Morris Walters: My daughter gets attacked by four men, and I’m supposed to do nothing?
Jennifer Walters: Your daughter’s a Hulk. I’m going to be fine.
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Cousin Ched: You know, Jen, the way trademark works is, whoever gets there first, gets it. You know, so if you would’ve done yours first, then she wouldn’t have been able to do that.
Jennifer Walters: “Snake venom lip plumper.” She’s literally selling snake oil. “Beauty serum.” “Beauty oil.” “Beauty tonic.” How are these not all exactly the same thing?
Nikki Ramos: Are you kidding? They’re completely different.
Jennifer Walters: I can’t believe she just stole my name like that. This is egregious.
Nikki Ramos: But you said you didn’t like the name She-Hulk anyway.
Jennifer Walters: I don’t! It is just what people decided to call me. It’s not who I am. I’m still Jennifer Walters. She-Hulk is just a thing that happened to me.
6. Just Jen
Nikki Ramos: Jen, you don’t need to bring a Luke Jacobson business suit to the wedding. I want to see the super suit that he made you.
Jennifer Walters: Why? I’m never going to wear it.
Nikki Ramos: Come on. You’re killing me! It’s twice as much a sin to kill a fun person.
Nikki Ramos: You’re going to look hot as Shulky. Yes. That is a reason to go to the wedding.
Jennifer Walters: Yes! Because that’s actually the reason I’m really excited to go.
Nikki Ramos: Real talk. Why does anyone have a wedding on a Thursday?
Nikki Ramos: Why are you a bridesmaid?
Jennifer Walters: Because she, I think she just felt obligated to ask me. And I felt obligated to say yes because how do you say no to being a bridesmaid?
Nikki Ramos: You just say no.
Jennifer Walters: Yes, it’s a self-contained wedding episode. And if you think this is happening at an inconvenient time in this season, you’re right. Because that’s how weddings always are. But I’m going to look great, so let’s go.
7. The Retreat'Sometimes life presents a teacher when there's a lesson to be learned.' - Emil Blonsky (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Jennifer Walters: I don’t care what a bunch of losers say about me online. Can’t even say it to my face because they know they’d get Hulk-smashed.
Jennifer Walters: I’m waiting for a text from Josh.
Nikki Ramos: What? Okay. That’s enough for you. You need to set a limit so that you don’t keep checking that during work hours.
Jennifer Walters: What about just hourly?
Nikki Ramos: No. It’s just the first twelve hours after you sleep with someone for the first time. It just kind of feels icky. You just got to coast through it without doing anything stupid.
'It hurts when someone rejects us, because it reminds us of the times we reject ourselves.' - El Aguila (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Jennifer Walters: [referring to Josh] Why can’t he just text me back? Why is that so hard? There’s no reason in this day and age to not respond to a text.
Nikki Ramos: He could be in a meeting, or at the movies. There’s weddings, funerals, job interviews, silent retreats.
Jennifer Walters: I hope he’s at all of those today.
'I'm hurting for a yurting.' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Chuck Donelan: [referring to Blonsky] You’re honking your horn at a ten-foot-tall lizard monster. So, maybe, put on your green suit.
Jennifer Walters: Put on my green suit?
Chuck Donelan: Yeah. Get big, Jolly Green yourself? I don’t know what do you call it?
Jennifer Walters: Hulking out.
'Remember everyone we meet, no matter how much they hurt you, is a lesson learned.' - Emil Blonsky (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Chuck Donelan: [referring to his inhibitor] Do you think maybe you might’ve jostled it, or…
Emil Blonsky: Come to think of it, I did get a jolt from an electric fence earlier. But it was worth it because my favorite chicken, Princess Silk Feather, was stuck.
Jennifer Walters: Your favorite chicken?
Emil Blonsky: Yeah.
8. Ribbit and Rip it'I'm Daredevil.' - Matt Murdock, 'Well, it is very daring to use ketchup and mustard as your color scheme.' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Leapfrog: The store might be closed, but you forgot about the Guard Frog.
Robber #1: What the hell is a Guard Frog?
Robber #2: I think it’s his name.
Leapfrog: My name is Leapfrog. I’m just acting like I’m the Guard Frog in this particular instance.
Leapfrog: Right. So, I was surrounded by these huge guys. Although I was outnumbered, I could tell they were afraid of me. So, in order to de-escalate the situation, I shouted my signature catchphrase. And then next thing I know, my inflammable suit with a nine hundred degree threshold is on fire. And, you guessed it, I have third-degree burns all over my legs. I mean, I deserve justice. And compensation for all of my pain, mental anguish, and stuff.
'Look, I know you're just being mean because I kidnapped you, but words hurt, man.' - Leapfrog (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Holden Holliway: Mr. Patilio is one of our biggest clients.
Jennifer Walters: The guy dressed as a frog?
Jennifer Walters: Ribbit and rip it.
Holden Holliway: Yes, ribbit and rip it indeed.
9. Whose Show Is This?'That's what Hulks do. We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings. I smash fourth walls and bad endings. And sometimes, Matt Murdock.' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Jennifer Walters: Did you manage to get a hold of Bruce?
Pug: We left multiple messages. I managed to sound very calm, considering I was calling the freaking Hulk himself.
'This can't possibly be where this season was going.' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Jennifer Walters: This was a targeted attack. They need to be held responsible for this.
Mallory Book: They baited you and you took their bait.
Jennifer Walters: I was angry! Which is how anyone would respond in that situation.
Mallory Book: Yes. But you are not just anyone. You are an out-of-control Hulk. That’s what all the witnesses saw.
'The bad guy steals my blood in order to give himself superpowers. Where did you come up with that original idea? Was that from every other superhero story ever?' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Morris Walters: Jen, if no one ever hires you again, you can always move back here with us.
Jennifer Walters: Thanks, Dad.
Elaine Walters: Of course. But my gym stuff is in your room now, and I work out every day at 7:00 AM. You should join me. Workout buddies. Oh, this will be fun.
'Are we done here?' - KEVIN, 'Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again. A woman has needs.' - Jennifer Walters (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law) Click To Tweet
Morris Walters: [to the reporters] Hey! Get off my damn lawn! I don’t care if there is a drought. I got water pressure for days.