Sonic the Hedgehog Best Movie Quotes – ‘Uh, meow?’

Tom: [as they hear Robotnik vehicle arriving] What’s happening? Is this your mothership? I’m not in the mood to get probed.
Sonic: You think you’re worried? I’m not even wearing pants.

Sonic: [as they see Robotnik’s vehicle parking outside the house] They’re coming for me!
Tom: Who’s coming for you? What’s that got to do with me?
Sonic: I don’t have time to explain, but you have to help me.
Tom: No, I don’t. Why?
Sonic: Well, my legs, which normally would be classified as lethal weapons, feel like spaghetti. I need your help. Please, it’s life or death.
Tom: Fine, come with me.

Tom: [finds Robotnik outside his house] Hello there. Can I help you?
Dr. Robotnik: Good morning, my rural chum. I’m from the power company, investigating the blackout. If you don’t mind, I’d like to take a few readings inside your house?
Tom: No kidding, you’re from the power company? Well, you must know my buddy Spencer. We play softball together.
Dr. Robotnik: Spence, he’s a good man.

Tom: Don’t the power company usually take their readings from outside the house? That way they can check even if you’re not home. Also, my buddy Spencer works for the gas company. And he’s more of an ultimate Frisbee guy. So, you want to tell me why you think I’m dumb enough to just let you walk inside my house?
Dr. Robotnik: [discretely releases his drones] I’m sorry, Mr..?
Tom: Wachowski. But everyone calls me Tom. Except my dentist, he calls me Tim. But it’s go on for so long now that it would be just weird if I corrected him.
Dr. Robotnik: Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim. You may have noticed that this entire town has been experiencing a power outage.
Tom: Yep, no lights. Picked up on that.

Tom: Listen, Mr..?
Dr. Robotnik: Doctor. Doctor Robotnik. But my dentist calls me Rob.
Tom: Look, Doctor Robotskiz, I’m sure what you’re here for is very serious, but it’s got nothing to do with me, you can ask anyone in town. Everyone knows me.
Dr. Robotnik: I bet they do. I’m sure you’re hella popular with the Jebs, and Murls, and Billy Bobs in this glorified gas station rest stop. Which goes way back to the days of tipping cows and playing on a jug band. And maybe some day, you’ll achieved your goal of getting a Costco card, or adopting a Labradoodle. But the reality is, I surpassed everything you’re ever going to do before I was a toddler. I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.
Tom: I was breastfed actually.
Dr. Robotnik: Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.

Dr. Robotnik: Anyone, who attempts to aid an enemy of the United States shall suffer death. And if I’m the one who catches you, it’ll be even worse.
Tom: Worse than death?

Sonic: [referring to the drones scanning the attic] Oh, I hope they aren’t scanning me with X-Rays. I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.

Dr. Robotnik: [thinking he’s discovered Sonic only to find a raccoon eating a cake] Here’s the thing. I’m never wrong.
Tom: Well, first time for everything, I guess. Would you like some cake? I hear raccoons have the cleanest mouths of any animal that routinely eats garbage.

Tom: [after Robotnik discovers one of Sonic’s quills] Hey, tough guy, I’m a cop. And you’re threatening an officer.
Dr. Robotnik: How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three. Come on, rack your brain! You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living. In two. One!
Sonic: [suddenly comes out of his hiding place] Wait! Don’t hurt him!
[Robotnik screams in terror and Tom punches him unconscious]

Tom: [as Robotnik’s drone is getting out of control] Come on! We got to get out of here.
[to the drone as it’s shooting at them]
Sonic: Oh, don’t tell me that’s all you got! I’m just getting started! Let me know if you want to go round two with the blue!

Agent Stone: [after Tom drives off with Sonic] Doctor! Are you okay? I just saw a guy race out of here, and thought…
Dr. Robotnik: That you should stop them? Open your mouth, and say you thought that you should stop them.
Agent Stone: No, I thought that maybe I should check to see if you’re okay.
Dr. Robotnik: [grabs Stone’s face] You know what’s hard about being the smartest person in the world?
Agent Stone: Everyone else seems stupid.
Dr. Robotnik: Stupid. Yes. Way to go. You got that one.

Dr. Robotnik: [to Stone as he puts on his broken sunglasses] Call Optical Illusions. Tell them I need new frames. They know what kind I like.

Tom: Alright, pal. You need to start talking right now. Who are you? What are you?
Sonic: I’m a hedgehog. I feel like that’s obvious. And I’m in big trouble.
Tom: Oh, you’re in big trouble? You’re not the one who punched some sort of government weirdo back there.

Tom: [stops the car] Okay, pal. Out you go.
Sonic: I’m sorry, what?
Tom: Look, this is the worst possible time for me to get myself into trouble, okay? You asked me to save your life, I saved your life. Now, please, go find your rings, and your Mushroomland. Hopefully I’m going to wake up in a hospital bed, and the doctor’s going to tell me that my colonoscopy was a big success. Okay? So, goodbye.

Sonic: [Sonic speeds off to find San Francisco and instantaneously returns back to Tom] So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things. A, I have no idea where I’m going. B, salt water stings. C, I shouldn’t even be on this planet right now, but I am. Why? Because you shot me!
Tom: I know.
Sonic: You shot me!
Tom: Alright. I heard you the first time. You don’t have to pile it on. Good grief.
Sonic: I’m wet. I’m cold. There’s a fish on my head! And clearly I’m not going to be able to do this on my own.

Tom: Alright, get in the truck.
Sonic: Really? You’re going to help me?
Tom: I guess it is a little bit my fault that all of this is happening to you.
Sonic: Not a little bit, entirely. It is entirely your fault.
Tom: Okay, it’s entirely my fault. Are you coming?
Sonic: Yes. Road trip! Whoop-whoop!
Tom: [to himself] What am I doing?

Tom: Alright, there’s going to be rules on this trip. Number one, do exactly as I say all the time. Got it?
Sonic: Got it, Doughnut Lord.
Tom: Would you stop with the Doughnut Lord? I have a name. It’s Tom.
Sonic: I’m Sonic.

Tom: So you’ve been spying on us all for years.
Sonic: I mean, I wouldn’t call it spying. We were all just hanging out, only I wasn’t invited, and no one knew I was there.
Tom: I can’t believe Crazy Carl was right all this time.
Sonic: Yeah, you should call him Super Observing Carl instead.

Sonic: Oh, my God. Stop the car right now!
Tom: What? What?!
Sonic: [reads from the billboard they are passing] “The World’s Largest Rubberband Ball!” We got to see it!
Tom: No. No. No, this is not some fun family roadtrip, okay? The government wants to dissect you, and arrest me. This is serious.
Sonic: [after leaving and coming back instantly with some rubber balls] Eh, you were right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool though. I got you a mouse pad. When are we going to get there?
Tom: We will get there when we get there.

Wade: [over phone] So, some guys came in asking some questions. A little creepy. Kind of reminded me of guys from Men in Black, but not as likable, or charming as Will Smith.
Tom: Wait, what kind of questions?
Wade: Questions about terrorism. I told them that like, “I’ve gone ice fishing with Tom. He doesn’t know how to make a bomb. He can’t even make like bait in the cold.”

Tom: [over phone] Alright, Wade, listen to me. This is really important. Don’t tell them that we talked, okay?
Wade: [we see Robotnik, Stone, and the soldiers are in the office] You know, I think they already know.

Dr. Robotnik: [over phone] I want you to know that the only other person who ever punched me in the face was the school bully. He hit me in the cafeteria causing a blunt force contusion to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone. Humiliated me in front of the entire school. And you know what I did in response?
Tom: I’m assuming that you reported him to the principal’s office, because, you know, that kind of behavior is really unacceptable.
Dr. Robotnik: No, I examined the inefficiency of a world where brawn trumped brain, and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency. The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year. And I have never lost a fight again. Until today.
Tom: Hey! Hooray for me then, huh?
Dr. Robotnik: No, because you’re about to become the bully with a straw! I’m coming for you, Mr. Wachowski. And when I catch you, I’ll…
[Tom hangs up the phone]

Dr. Robotnik: [after Tom hangs up on him] Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Wade: I think he actually hung up, because I noticed that the light isn’t on.
Dr. Robotnik: Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
Wade: If you give me a second, I can get an outside line.
Dr. Robotnik: No, don’t be bothered. You just sit there and be you-sless.

Roadhouse Waitress: [referring to Sonic] No kids allowed in here. What’s he got on, some kind of mask?
Tom: Oh, he’s actually forty-three years-old, and suffers from a very rare skin disease, that stunts his growth, and makes him look like that.
Sonic: The face, I was born with. The confidence, I picked up along the way.

Tom: [after Sonic starts spinning in his bar seat] You having fun? Going to check this off the old bucket list, huh? Big night for you?
Sonic: What’s a bucket list?
Tom: Bucket list is, it’s a list of things you want to do in your life before you, well, kick the bucket.
Sonic: I’ve never kicked a bucket either. I got to make my list.

Sonic: [as he’s riding on the mechanical bull] Wait a second. Is this bull missing a head, or does it have two butts?

Tom: Can we help you?
Roadhouse Thug: We don’t like your kind around here.
Sonic: Our kind? What kind is that?
Roadhouse Thug: Hipsters.
Sonic: How dare you?!

Sonic: I know exactly how to handle this situation. Pop quiz hot-shot. You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog, who’s seen way too many action movies. What do you do? What do you do?
Sonic: [goes smash a bottle on the thugs head but nothing happens] Huh. Am I crazy? It was supposed to break, right?
[he continues to tap the bottle on the thugs head which leads to a bar brawl]

Sonic: [to Tom after they’re bar brawl] Did you see how much toilet paper I used? The next person that goes into that bathroom will have nothing to wipe with.

Sonic: [referring to their bar brawl] The floors were sticky. The crowd was rough. And the odds were against us. But there was no stopping Doughnut Lord and the Blue Blur. Scratch another one off my list.
Tom: You are a weird little dude.

Sonic: So what are we going to do now?
Tom: I’m going to pass out watching TV. You should too.
Sonic: But this is my last night on Earth. I want to soak up every last second.
Tom: Alright, well, anything you can find to do in this room, you knock yourself out.
Sonic: [using his speed power, rushes around doing everything he can, finally sits] Good times.

Tom: [after Sonic breaks wind] Oh, come on.
Sonic: That’s awful, what did you eat?
Tom: I think it’s called a chili dog.
Sonic: You might want to check your fur on that one, buddy.

Tom: Hey, so what’s this next planet you’re supposed to go to like?
Sonic: It’s no Earth, I can tell you that. There’s no people. Just breathable air and giant mushrooms, and stuff.
Tom: Well, look at it this way. At least you won’t be the only fun-gi.
Sonic: No, don’t ever do that again.
Tom: [chuckles] I liked it.

Dr. Robotnik: Judging by the quickest route to San Francisco, the approximate speed of their vehicle and local weather conditions, they should be right about, here.
Agent Stone: [shows their location on the monitor] That’s brilliant, Sir.
Dr. Robotnik: Thanks. For nothing.

Tom: [after Sonic referrs to himself as Tom’s best friend] You’re anointing yourself as the bestie?
Sonic: Mm-hmm.
Tom: A little presumptuous. But I mean, no, I like you, of course. But, you know, we’re not best friends.
Sonic: You tucked me in last night. Fine, fine, fine. Best animal friend.
Tom: That would be my dog Ozzy.
Sonic: Okay, let’s trap this increasingly humiliating topic of conversation.

Sonic: [after Tom’s told him that he’s going to San Francisco] But why? Why would you leave Green Hills?
Tom: This maybe hard for you to understand, but Green Hills is a small town. It’s a very small town.
Sonic: It’s not small. There are hundreds of people.
Tom: That’s a small town, dude.
Sonic: It’s a perfect town, and the people need you.
Tom: Please, I clean out their gutters. I jumpstart their cars in the winter. They could call anybody to do that.
Sonic: Sure, they can call anybody, but the don’t. They call you.

Sonic: [to Tom as they are being chased by Robotnik] You know what? I was wrong about you. You’re not the Doughnut Lord at all. You’re more like the Jerk Lord.
Tom: Have you noticed the harpoon stuck in our dash?!

Tom: [after Sonic uses his powers to knock over Robotnik’s vehicle] How are you not dead?
Sonic: I have no idea! Do you see me dancing?
Tom: Yes, I saw your dance.

Sonic: [after knocking over Robotnik’s vehicle] Is that all you’ve got?
Dr. Robotnik: No, but thank you for asking.

Sonic: [as he takes over driving as they’re being chased by Robotnik] I feel just like Vin Diesel. It’s all about family, Tom.

Tom: [as they’re being chased by Robotnik] Woh! Where’d you learn how to drive?!
Sonic: [reads the car handbook as he drives] Here, in this truck. It’s happening as we speak.

Sonic: [to Tom as one of Robotnik’s mini drones is lasering their truck] How can something so adorable be so terrible? You got car insurance, right?

Agent Stone: [Robotnik screams as Stone shows up behind him whilst he was dancing] I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk.
Dr. Robotnik: What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte! I love the way you make them!

Tom: [yakes the unconscious Sonic to Rachel’s house to see Maddie] He’s going to be okay, right?
Maddie: I’m a vet, Tom. I don’t even know what I’m looking at here.
Tom: Well, he’s a hedgehog. Or so he says.
Maddie: It talks?
Tom: Almost constantly.

Maddie: [referring to the unconscious Sonic] Its pulse is super fast.
Tom: Well, that actually might be normal for him. I don’t know. You got to help him, Maddie.
Maddie: I don’t know his physiology. He doesn’t seem to have any broken bones. He’s just really banged up. Look at its poor little feet.
Tom: [to Sonic] Hang in there, buddy. You going to be alright.

Tom: [as they are trying to wake Sonic] Oh, smelling salts! Don’t you have like vet smelling salts, like for cats, or parakeets or something?
Maddie: No, they don’t make cat smelling salts.
Tom: They should.

Sonic: [after Sonic becomes conscious] Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock President?
Tom: Woh, woh, woh, buddy. You’re okay. Calm down.
Sonic: Oh, hi, Pretzel Lady!
Maddie: [shocked] Hi.

Rachel: [afters she’s been tied up] Aliens? Maddie, your husband’s lost his mind. You can use this as an opportunity to leave him! No one would judge you.

Jojo: [gives Sonic new sneakers] So you won’t hurt your feet anymore.
Sonic: Really? No one’s ever given me a gift before. I got to check that off my bucket list.

Sonic: [as he’s staring at Tom’s dog, Ozzy] So, you’re supposed to be Tom’s best friend that he won’t shut up about. Well, I don’t see the appeal.
Sonic: [laughs as Ozzy starts to lick his face] Stop. That is very gross.

Sonic: [Tom hides Sonic in his bag ] How much longer? I can’t breathe in here. Hello? Anybody there?
Business Woman: Do you have your child in that bag?
Tom: No. I mean, yes. It’s a child, but it’s not mine.
Business Man: It’s not your child?
Tom: Relax, I’m a cop. Okay? Plus he likes it in there. Don’t you, buddy?
Sonic: Why would I like it in here? This is worse than the dog cage you had me in earlier.
Tom: Such a kidder.
Maddie: [laughs softly and zips the bag up] Okay.
Sonic: No, I’m scared of the dark! Is anybody there?
[the business man and woman take a step back and walk away]

Sonic: [as Tom lets Sonic out of the bag] What were you keeping in this bag? A jar of pickled farts?

Sonic: [as he’s saying goodbye to Tom and Maddie after finding his bag of rings] I’m sorry I was so hard on you. I know it’s a tough decision for you to leave Green Hills. Walking away from something you care about has to be painful.
Tom: You’re not sure you really want to go, huh?
Sonic: I don’t want to go, but I can’t stay. As long as I’m here, I put everyone in danger. I can’t do that.

Sonic: I just want you to know that these last two days have been the best two days of my life.
Tom: You know I never thought I’d say this, but I’m actually going to miss you, you little Blue Devil.
Sonic: I’ll miss you too, Doughnut Lord. Thank you.
Tom: For what?
Sonic: For saving my life.

Dr. Robotnik: [shows up in his new ship and herd of drones] Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski. Are you enjoying the clam chowder?
Tom: It’s the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us, unsuccessfully. Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con.

Maddie: What are you wearing?
Dr. Robotnik: It’s a flight suit. Designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag.
Tom: Yeah, and yet you’re still are one.
Dr. Robotnik: Ooh-hoo. Good one. You are catching fire, Thomas.
Dr. Robotnik: [referring to Maddie] Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you’ve taken a lover. Does she have a name, or should we just call her “collateral damage”?
Tom: Hey, watch your mouth! Unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier?

Dr. Robotnik: The time for talking is over! It’s time to push buttons.
Sonic: Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. Eggman. But let’s face it, you’ll never catch me.
Dr. Robotnik: Confidence, a fool’s substitute for intelligence.

Sonic: [as they are surrounded by Robotnik’s drones] Don’t worry, I know exactly what to do.
Dr. Robotnik: [as Sonic throws Tom and Maddie off the rooftop] I was not expecting that. But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn’t count.

Dr. Robotnik: Can I give you one genius piece of advice? Don’t run. It’ll only hurt more if you do. And it’s bad for your joints, they proved it.
Sonic: Alright, Eggman. You want to get fast? Let’s get fast.
Dr. Robotnik: [Sonic chases off] The hard way it is.

Sonic: [as Robotnik is chasing after him through San Francisco] So, here we are again. We’ve been through so much together. Now you understand why there’s a psychotic robot doctor chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog. Want to know how it ends? Yeah, me too.

Dr. Robotnik: [as he’s watching Sonic run up Great Pyramid of Egypt] You’re not allowed up there! It’s one of the Seven Wonders!

Dr. Robotnik: [after Robotnik catches Sonic in Green Hill] You’re an astonishing little creature. It’ll be fun to take you back to the lab for a litany of invasive exploratory procedures. Any last words?
Sonic: Guac. I like that word.
Dr. Robotnik: I don’t have to tell you how many scientific breakthroughs have been made possible by animal testing. You’re being very selfish.

Dr. Robotnik: [after Tom stops Robotnik from doing more damage to Sonic] Why would you throw your life away for this thing? That’s why I don’t have friends. Next thing you know, you’re somebody’s best man, they want to have the wedding out of town. Like nobody has anything better to do! Anyway, where were we? Oh, yes. You were about to die.
Wade: [suddenly shoots at Robotnik’s ship] That’s our Sheriff you’re messing with.
Crazy Carl: Do you our know Blue Devil? Who, as everyone can see, is a very real creature, and not at all invented by me!

Dr. Robotnik: [referring to Sonic’s unconscious body] I don’t mean to be indelicate here. But someone should get some ice to keep the body fresh. He’s just a silly little alien. He didn’t belong here!
Tom: That little alien knew more about being human than you ever will. His name was Sonic. This was his home. And he was my friend.
[suddenly Sonic becomes conscious and regains his lost energy and strength]

Sonic: [after Sonic regains his powers] This is my power, and I’m not using it to run away anymore. I’m using it to protect my friends!

Dr. Robotnik: [Sonic uses his power surge to damage Robotnik’s ship] Now you’ve done it!
Sonic: Guess what, Eggman, I’m not leaving Earth. You are! Doughnut Lord?
[Tom tosses a ring to open a portal, Sonic then sends Robotnik through to the mushroom planet]

Tom: [after defeating Robotnik, referring to the bag of rings] I think these belong to you.
Sonic: Thank you very much.
Tom: No more pushing people off the buildings.
Sonic: You know I can’t promise that.

Tom: You did pretty good, Spacehog.
Sonic: Thanks, Doughnut Lord.
Maddie: You’re going to have to explain this Doughnut Lord thing.
Tom: No, sorry. That’s for me and our little guy. Right?
[Sonic nods]

Tom: [referring to staying at Green Hills] I kind of feel like I checked the “save a life” box off my bucket list. Now all I want to do is to spend my life with the people I care about. I want to check that box.
Maddie: Okay. I like that.

Wade: [to the crowd] You act like you’ve never seen a fight between an intergalactic space rodent and a robot with a doctorate.

Tom: [after Walters gives him an envelope to thank them on behalf of the government] Wow! Wonder what it is.
Maddie: Money to fix the house?
Tom: Letter from the President?
Vice Chairman Walters: You’ll see.
Tom: Okay.
Maddie: [Tom opens the envlope and sees a voucher] Olive Garden?
Tom: Yeah. The way you said “you’ll see”, it made me think it was something better than the things we said.
Vice Chairman Walters: Have you tried their Never Ending Pasta Bowl? It never ends.
Tom: Sounds fancy.

Vice Chairman Walters: [referring to Sonic] You haven’t by any chance been in contact with a certain alien creature since the incident, have you? Uncle Sam would love to have a chat with him. Very casual. Brunch perhaps.
Tom: Oh, you mean the little blue guy? No. No. Nothing. Doubt we’ll ever hear from him again.

Sonic: So, you guys want to watch a movie, or what?
Maddie: Sorry, buddy. It’s a school night. It’s time for you to go back to your cave.
Sonic: What? It’s three in the afternoon!
Tom: You know how you get when you’re tired, come on.
Sonic: Me? I’m not like anything. You guys are so uncool.
Tom: Yeah, yeah. We know.

Tom: [as Sonic is going back to his cave] Hey, buddy, where are you going?
Sonic: You said I have to go back to my cave.
Tom: We did.
Sonic: [they show him their attic, where they’ve recreated his room like his cave] Oh, my… Are you kidding me? I can’t believe it. How did you… It’s all here. Look at this! Are you kidding? And the bean bag? No way! How did you even get this? How did you get it all over? I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it!
Maddie: Well, welcome home.
Sonic: Thank you, so much.

Sonic: [as Ozzy starts barking] Oh, no, you don’t. No second best animal friends allowed in my room. Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me.
Sonic: [we hear Ozzy licking him] Stop it. I’m warning you, I’ve got nunchucks. Hey, stop! Okay, you can stay.

Dr. Robotnik: [shaving his head, looking crazy with a giant moustache] My grasp on sanity remains absolute. Isn’t that right, Agent Stone?
Dr. Robotnik: [talking to a rock] Why don’t you get a head start.
Dr. Robotnik: [throws the rock] Do some Rock-connaissance. Rock-connaissance! Come on, that’s hilarious! What’s the matter with you?! Here’s the sitch. Uninhabited planet. No resources. No supplies. No apparent way home. A lesser man would die here.
Dr. Robotnik: [holds up Sonic’s quill] I’ll be home by Christmas.
Dr. Robotnik: [starts walking off, mimicking a robot] Rock-connaissance! Come on, cheer up!

Miles ‘Tails’ Prower: [mid-credits lines, Tails arrives on Earth looking for Sonic] If these readings are accurate, he’s here. I found him! I just hope I’m not too late.
[he flies off using his twin tails]