Starring: Steve Coogan, John C. Reilly, Shirley Henderson, Danny Huston, Nina Arianda, Rufus Jones, Susy Kane, Joseph Balderrama

OUR RATING: ★★★½

Story:

Bio-drama directed by Jon S. Baird which centers on Laurel and Hardy (Steve Coogan and John C. Reilly), the world’s favorite comedy double act. The story follows what would become the pair’s triumphant farewell tour. With their golden era long behind them, the pair embark on a variety hall tour of Britain and Ireland.

Despite the pressures of a hectic schedule, and with the support of their wives Lucille (Shirley Henderson) and Ida (Nina Arianda), a formidable double act in their own right, the pair’s love of performing, as well as for each other, endures as they secure their place in the hearts of their adoring public.

REVIEWS

 

Best Quotes   (Total Quotes: 35)


 

Hal Roach: What are you looking for, Stan?
Stan Laurel: I’m looking for a fair price for a Laurel and Hardy picture, and you know it. Our pictures sell all around the world and we haven’t got a dime.
Hal Roach: That’s because you keep getting divorced!
Stan Laurel: No, it’s because you’re a cheapskate who got rich off our backs.
Oliver Hardy: Come on now, Stan.
Stan Laurel: He is. He’s a cheapskate, a skinflint, and a parvenu.
Oliver Hardy: A parvenu?
Stan Laurel: He thinks, because my contract is up and yours isn’t, that I won’t be able to go anyplace else and I have to take what he’s offering.
Hal Roach: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What’s a parvenu?
Stan Laurel: Well, it’s someone who started out with nothing, got rich, but has no class. Look it up in the dictionary, Hal, there’s a picture of you.
Hal Roach: Oh, you think you’re some sort of smartass, huh? Well, guess what? I’m smarter.
[referring to Stan]
Stan Laurel: Has he told you yet, we’re setting up on our own.
Oliver Hardy: Hal, it might be best if you could see your way to a small raise.
Hal Roach: You’re setting up on your own, huh? Well, how about this? Babe’s still under contract with me, and I ain’t releasing him.
Stan Laurel: You can’t have Hardy without Laurel.
Hal Roach: Well, that’s what you think.


 

Stan Laurel: We’re delighted you’ve taken the trouble to come and greet us, Mr. Delfont.
Bernard Delfont: Please, call me Bernie. I want to do everything I possibly can to make sure that this tour gets off on the right foot.


 

[referring to Bernie]
Oliver Hardy: Stan, he does know we’re making a movie, right, that we’re doing this tour while we’re waiting for things to come together?
Stan Laurel: Yeah, it’s all been spelled out. You know, all been agreed up front, a hundred and ten percent.
Oliver Hardy: Good.


 

[on the phone]
Lucille Hardy: So, how are things with Stanley?
Oliver Hardy: Well, you know Stan.
Lucille Hardy: Well, how has he been towards you?
Oliver Hardy: He’s been good. It’s complicated. But we’re just getting to know each other again. It’s good. It’s fine.


 

[on the phone]
Ida Kitaeva Laurel: How is Oliver, hm? He pulling weight?
Stan Laurel: He’s fine.


 

[backstage after a performance]
Stan Laurel: How’s your knee?
Oliver Hardy: It hurts.


 

[referring to their stage audience]
Stan Laurel: Pretty empty last night.
Oliver Hardy: Pretty empty? Could have invited the entire audience back to our hotel, and there would have been plenty of room.


 

Oliver Hardy: What time is it now?
[referring to the suitcase in his hand]
Stan Laurel: Hold this.
[Oliver takes the suitcase, as Stan goes to look at his watch, he lets go of the heavy trunk they just carried up the stairs, they watch it as it slides down the stairs]
Oliver Hardy: Do we really need that trunk?


 

Bernard Delfont: How do you feel about the size of the audiences?
Oliver Hardy: To be honest, I’ve been a little disappointed. And I think it’s because of all these small theaters we’ve been playing.
Bernard Delfont: Yes, and I am absolutely furious about that.
Oliver Hardy: All due respect, Bernard, you picked them. Now, I don’t know what happened with the larger theaters we were talking about…
Bernard Delfont: Well, they said they were all booked up.
Stan Laurel: Yeah, by Norman Wisdom.


 

Bernard Delfont: I mean, they said, “Oh, people don’t come to the theater anymore.” They said, “They just stay at home watching their new television sets, or they go and watch Laurel and Hardy reruns at the local picture house.”
Stan Laurel: But we don’t get paid for those reruns, you know?
Bernard Delfont: That’s what I said, and then they said, “Could you persuade Stan and Ollie to do some publicity in order to turn the tour around?” And I said, “If you think that I’m going to ask Laurel and Hardy to do some publicity stunts, then you, my friend, are sorely mistaken.”
Oliver Hardy: Hold on. Hold on, now. We could do that, couldn’t we, Stan?
Stan Laurel: Sure, if you feel up to it, Babe.
Oliver Hardy: Sure.
Bernard Delfont: It would mean a very large amount of extra work for you both, making public appearances, shop openings, meeting local dignitaries, so on and so forth.
Stan Laurel: Would there be any more money?
Bernard Delfont: They said no.
Oliver Hardy: Who is “they”?
Bernard Delfont: People. The worst kind.
Stan Laurel: Wait, I thought you were in charge.
Bernard Delfont: [laughing] So did I.
[pause as they think for a moment]
Oliver Hardy: Alright, we’ll do it.
Bernard Delfont: Terrific.


 

[to Stan and Oliver]
Bernard Delfont: That was pure magic. It was brilliant.


 

[as they pass the London Bridge]
Oliver Hardy: Well, here we are.
Stan Laurel: There it is, the Eiffel Tower.
[Hardy laughs]


 

Lucille Hardy: Has he been pushing you a little too hard, Babe?
Oliver Hardy: No. I mean, it is a bit more difficult than I thought it might be, but the show must go on.


 

Ida Kitaeva Laurel: He should say thank you to you for all you do for him. You could have long time ago said, “Goodbye, Oliver.”
Stan Laurel: That’s all in the past, and it’s where it should stay.


 

Lucille Hardy: Such a wonderful reception, isn’t it, Ida?
Ida Kitaeva Laurel: It’s okay.
Lucille Hardy: Did you enjoy the show?
Lord Warley: Oh, yes. Very good. Stuff and nonsense, wasn’t it?


 

[referring to Lucille and Ida]
Bernard Delfont: Two double acts for the price of one.


 

Bernard Delfont: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Stan Laurel and Mr. Oliver Hardy.


 

Oliver Hardy: What was that Ida just said about the elephant film? You’re not still carrying that around, are you?
Stan Laurel: No, it was just, you know, I like to let off steam now and again, but she’s, she didn’t know what she was saying.


 

Oliver Hardy: You think this is all my fault because I went ahead and did a picture with someone else sixteen years ago? Is that what you think? You weren’t there anymore. You left the studio.
Stan Laurel: I was fired.
Oliver Hardy: Because you were a pain in the ass, Stan. You refused to negotiate with Hal. I was still under contract, so I had to do that picture without you.
Stan Laurel: Well, that’s not how I see it.
Oliver Hardy: And how do you see it, Stan?
Stan Laurel: Well, if we’re laying all our cards on the table, the only reason we’re in this situation now is because when I was trying to get a better deal from Hal, you were nowhere to be seen.
Oliver Hardy: I had no choice, and you know it. I was broke.
Stan Laurel: You had a choice. You chose to be down at the country club or the racetrack.
Oliver Hardy: We had a good thing going with Hal, but you had this big chip on your shoulder because you weren’t being treated like Chaplin.
Stan Laurel: You’re damn right. And you didn’t have the guts to ask for the deal that we deserved.


 

Stan Laurel: I couldn’t sleep for days when they told me what you did.
Oliver Hardy: And I couldn’t sleep when I did it.
Stan Laurel: But you still did it. You betrayed me, betrayed our friendship.
Oliver Hardy: Friendship? We’re friends because Hal Roach put us together, and the only reason we stayed together was because the audience wanted it. I have real friends. And yes, we play golf, and we go to ball games, and we have sauerkraut on our bratwurst.
Stan Laurel: People will remember our movies long after you’ve finished your hot dog.


 

Stan Laurel: You know something, you’re just a lazy ass who got lucky because you met me.
Oliver Hardy: Lucky? To spend my life with a hollow man who hides behind his typewriter? You’re not real, Stan. You’re hollow. You’re empty.
Stan Laurel: I loved us.
Oliver Hardy: You loved Laurel and Hardy, but you never loved me.
Stan Laurel: So what?
[Oliver throws his hat at Stan, as he turns to walk away Stan throws a bread roll at the back of Oliver’s head]


 

Lucille Hardy: Oliver, I would go to the ends of the earth for you, I would do anything for you, but I won’t stand by and watch this lifestyle of yours put you in a wooden box. There, I’ve said it. I’m sorry, but it’s true.
Oliver Hardy: You know what? You’re absolutely right. Just as soon as we’re finished up here, that’s it. I’m through with him. Once and for all.


 

[to Stan and Oliver]
Holiday Camp Organizer: Well, I think it’s amazing that you two are still going strong, still using the same old material.


 

Stan Laurel: I should never have had us take this tour.
Oliver Hardy: Well, je ne regrette rien. And you shouldn’t regrette rien either.


 

Stan Laurel: Can’t you just rest until you’re better, and then, you know, we could start again?
Oliver Hardy: They say my heart won’t take it. So I’m going home just as soon as we can arrange the crossing.
Stan Laurel: You’re retiring.
Oliver Hardy: Yes. Retiring.


 

Oliver Hardy: So, have you talked to Delfont?
Stan Laurel: I spoke to him this morning.
Oliver Hardy: What did he say?
Stan Laurel: Well, he didn’t know you were retiring, of course, but he asked me, since you were sick, if I wouldn’t mind carrying on the show with somebody else.
Oliver Hardy: Who?
Stan Laurel: An English comedian called Nobby Cook.
Oliver Hardy: Well, that makes sense. It’s for the best, Stan.
Stan Laurel: Maybe it is.
Oliver Hardy: Well, that’s settled then. I’m retiring, and you’re going on with a new partner.
Stan Laurel: Yes. That’s it.


 

Stan Laurel: The other night, those things you said, did you mean them?
Oliver Hardy: No. Did you?
Stan Laurel: No.
Oliver Hardy: Good.


 

Stan Laurel: You know, when you watch our movies, nobody else in the stories knows us, and we don’t know anybody either. It was just the two of us. All we had was each other. It was just the way we wanted it. I love him, Ida.


 

Doctor: [to Oliver] You cannot possibly go onstage again in your current condition.


 

[Hardy shows up at Laurel’s hotel room]
Oliver Hardy: You’re not leaving, are you, Stan? We’ve got some shows to do.


 

Stan Laurel: I guess people just don’t want to see Laurel and Hardy pictures anymore. But if I’d told you straightaway, then maybe we could have finished the tour early, and you wouldn’t have gotten sick.
Oliver Hardy: You knew two weeks ago there was no movie?
Stan Laurel: Yes, and I’ve been feeling terrible about it.
Oliver Hardy: Stan, I knew.
Stan Laurel: You knew?
Oliver Hardy: I knew.
Stan Laurel: Well, why didn’t you tell me you knew?
Oliver Hardy: I thought you already knew I knew.
Stan Laurel: How could I know that you knew I knew?
[Oliver laughs]
Oliver Hardy: What would my line be here?
Stan Laurel: Uh, “Well, now I know you knew, but I thought you knew I knew, but you were pretending not to know I knew.”
Oliver Hardy: Thank you.
Stan Laurel: Wait, if we both knew, why did we keep rehearsing the movie?
Oliver Hardy: What else are we going to do?


 

Oliver Hardy: It was fun while it lasted, wasn’t it, Stan?
[Stan nods]


 

Oliver Hardy: I’ll miss us when we’re gone.
Stan Laurel: So will you.


 

[to the audience]
Oliver Hardy: We’ve certainly enjoyed ourselves, haven’t we, Stanley?
Stan Laurel: We certainly have.
[the audience laughs]


 

[last lines; to the audience]
Oliver Hardy: Well, we’d like to finish now with a little dance.
[Lucille, who’s watching in the audience looks worried]
Oliver Hardy: Maestro, if you would be so kind. Stanley.
[as they turn]
Stan Laurel: Are you sure?
Oliver Hardy: Yes, I’m sure. I can do it.


Total Quotes: 35

 

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