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Starring: Will Ferrell, Isla Fisher, Randall Park, Will Forte, Jamie Foxx, Josh Gad, Harvey Guillén, Rob Riggle, Brett Gelman, Jamie Demetriou, Sofia Vergara
Story:
Live-action comedy directed by Josh Greenbaum. Strays (2023) centers on Reggie (Will Ferrell), a naïve, relentlessly optimistic Border Terrier, who is abandoned on the mean city streets by his lowlife owner, Doug (Will Forte). When Reggie falls in with Bug (Jamie Foxx), a fast-talking, foul-mouthed Boston Terrier stray, who loves his freedom, and believes that owners are for suckers, Reggie finally realizes he was in a toxic relationship and begins to see Doug for who he is. Determined to seek revenge, Reggie, Bug, and Bug’s pal, Maggie (Isla Fisher), a smart Australian Shepherd, and Hunter (Randall Park), an anxious Great Dane who’s stressed out by his work as an emotional support animal, together hatch a plan and embark on an epic adventure to help Reggie find his way home, and make Doug pay by biting off the appendage he loves the most.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Reggie: Today is going to be the best day ever. I love sunshine. I love butterflies. But more than anything, I love Doug.
Doug: [to Reggie, as he barks] Hey! Shut the f*** up! F***ing piece of s**t.
Reggie: That’s Doug! The best owner in the world.
Reggie: We’re playing this game called Fetch and F***.
Doug: [as he throws the ball for Reggie] Fetch.
Reggie: He drops me off, really far away, and drives home without me. When I bring the ball back, he says…
Doug: F***.
Reggie: That’s how I know I won the game!
Afghan Dog: Hey, honey! You ever been with an Afghan before?
Reggie: I don’t think so. But thank you.
Bug: Take it from me, kid. He left your a**.
Reggie: No, that can’t be right.
Bug: You are officially a stray.
Reggie: That would mean, Doug doesn’t love me.
Maggie: Poor little guy.
Hunter: I should probably talk to him. I am a therapy dog.
Bug: Regg, you can learn how beautiful it can be when you’re off the leash.
Reggie: This beer is making me dizzy.
Bug: It’s about to get real dizzy up in this b**ch.
Reggie: I’m having a great time.
Bug: [as he sees their reflection in the mirror] Look at this m**herf***er right here. What you want? Huh, homey? Your little b**ch a** friend with the m**herf***ing home perm and s**t.
Reggie: What did you just say? I would hate for this to get violent.
Bug: [to Reggie] You a stray! You can do anything you want!
Reggie: I’m going back to Doug’s.
Maggie: What?!
Bug: What the f***, man?
Reggie: And he needs to pay for what he did with the only thing he truly loves. I’m going to bite his d**k off.
Maggie: Oh!
Hunter: Wait. Did he just say “bite”?
Bug: Yeah. I’m still a little drunk, but…
Reggie: I said, I’m going to bite his d**k off!
Bug: Oh, we going to f*** s**t up.
Reggie: Big day today.
Bug: You ever a humped anything before?
Reggie: I wouldn’t say I’ve humped, per se.
Bug: [as they’re humping the garden gnomes] There you go, Regg.
Reggie: I’m doing good?
Bug: Tell that gnome you’re his daddy.
Reggie: Hey, gnome. I’m your father. It’s good to finally meet you. Even under these strange circumstances.
Bug: We’re completely lost. And my little puppy paw pads are really hurting right now. So how exactly could this get worse?
Bug: [as suddenly an eagle sweeps in and takes him] Holy f***!
Hunter: [as they’re eating the mushrooms in the woods] What are those?
Bug: [as they’re tripping] Kind of looks like food. Oh, s**t. Give me a sec.
Hunter: You look different.
Maggie: [looks like a cartoon] S**t! You look different too!
Hunter: [looks like a hand puppet] How so? Is it my human hands?
Maggie: Guys, we’ve got a d**k to rip off.
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