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Starring: Micah Abbey, Shamon Brown Jr., Nicolas Cantu, Brady Noon, Hannibal Buress, Rose Byrne, John Cena, Jackie Chan, Ice Cube, Natasia Demetriou, Ayo Edebiri, Giancarlo Esposito, Post Malone, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Maya Rudolph
Animated action adventure directed by Jeff Rowe and co-directed by Kyler Spears. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) centers on the Turtle brothers, who after years of being sheltered from the human world, set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts. Their new friend April O’Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Raphael: Let’s try that again, but with Ninja stars!
Michelangelo: [holding a water melon over his head] Hey, why did we pick a fruit shaped exactly like my head?
Raphael: Just stop talking! You’re ruining my concentration.
Donatello: You’re fine. Chill! He’s going to die.
Leonardo: [after Raphael throws the star and causes an accident in the street] Wait. Did you hear that? What was that?
Raphael: Well, nothing we can. You guys want to grab pizza?
Thug #1: What the heck are those things?
Thug #2: They look like little Shreks to me.
Leonardo: We’ve prepared our whole lives for this.
Leonardo: [as a knife impales Donatello in the leg] Oh, my God. I’m going to be sick.
Michelangelo: Leo, what happened? Is Donnie bleeding?
Raphael: It was an accident!
Donatello: It’s still in my leg!
April O’Neil: So you were baby turtles, who’ve made contact with mystery goo.
Raphael: Well, we prefer the term “ooze”. But, yeah.
Leonardo: It’s like more, it’s just nicer.
Raphael: It rolls off the tongue better, yeah.
Leonardo: It’s nice, right? It’s ooze.