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Starring: Oscar Isaac, Charlize Theron, Chloë Grace Moretz, Nick Kroll, Javon ‘Wanna’ Walton, Wallace Shawn, Bette Midler, Bill Hader, Snoop Dogg

OUR RATING: ★★☆☆☆

Story:

Animated comedy sequel directed by, Greg Tiernan, Conrad Vernon, Laura Brousseau, and Kevin Pavlovic. The Addams Family 2 (2021) we find Morticia and Gomez (Charlize Theron and Oscar Isaac) distraught that their children are growing up, skipping family dinners, and totally consumed with “scream time”. To reclaim their bond they decide to cram Wednesday (Chloë Grace Moretz), Pugsley (Javon ‘Wanna’ Walton), Uncle Fester (Nick Kroll), and the crew into their haunted camper, and hit the road for one last miserable family vacation across America. What could possibly go wrong?

 

Our Favorite Quotes:

'If you don't mind, I will respectfully decline the hug. I've been social distancing since birth.' - Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family 2) Click To Tweet

 

Best Quotes


 

Wednesday Addams: I’m surrounded by idiots.


 

Wednesday Addams: Have you ever found yourself discontented by those closest to you? Are you irked by their inability to heed simple requests? Such as, “Please don’t come to my science fair.”
Gomez Addams: She’s talking about us.


 

Morticia Addams: [referring to Wednesday] She’s an enfant terrible. With the focus on terrible.
Gomez Addams: Cara mia, you know what French does to me.


 

Science Fair Announcer: This year, we are embracing a new philosophy. Just trying makes you a winner.
Wednesday Addams: But how can you be a winner if no one is a loser?
Science Fair Announcer: Every single one of you is special.
Wednesday Addams: Disagree.


 

Gomez Addams: Morticia, my queen, you inflame me. I feel liquid magma lapping at my body.
Morticia Addams: You’re on fire, dear.
Gomez Addams: Ha! So I am!


 

Wednesday Addams: Great thinkers need obstacles to function. Yet, with every meaningless trophy, I become more and more unremarkable. And with every hug, more brain cells erode. But, like the phoenix from the ashes, I shall rise above this setback. Together, we shall turn heads, Socrates.


 

Uncle Fester: So, I thought you should read my book! The Fester Method: How to Woo and Other Tips on Love.
Pugsley Addams: You wrote this?
Uncle Fester: Self-published, on the Internet. Not easy to do. Pugsley, I’ve been on three first dates. I mean, who else has that kind of experience?


 

Grandma: Hey, you kids, come on down here. It’s dinner time.
Uncle Fester: Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy! It’s dinner time. My favorite nighttime meal!


 

Morticia Addams: [reading Wednesday’s note] “Dearest Mother and Father, I will not be attending this evening’s ritual mastication.”


 

Gomez Addams: [referring to Wednesday] Why is she avoiding us? All I ever do is try to love and support her.
Morticia Addams: Gomez, I think she’s saying that’s the problem.


 

Gomez Addams: I have the very solution to the problem, cara mia. We’ll take a family road trip.
Morticia Addams: What?
Gomez Addams: You’ve always wanted to see more of this great country.
Morticia Addams: Well, it’s true. We have some of the best dark secrets, as countries go.
Gomez Addams: Then it’s settled! We are going on an Addams family vacation!


 

Gomez Addams: Feast your eyes on the old Addams camper. Thing’s been fixing it up.
Uncle Fester: It’s a hybrid. Half car, half eyesore.
Wednesday Addams: Mother, Father, this is cruel. Even for you.


 

Gomez Addams: Let’s go, Wednesday. It’s time for some family bonding. Whether you like it, or not. You see, Wednesday, this trip will bring the Addams family closer than ever before.
Wednesday Addams: Or there will be no survivors.

 

'Great thinkers need obstacles to function.' - Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family 2) Click To Tweet

 

Mr. Mustela: I can’t believe he gave me the finger.


 

Morticia Addams: Thank you for watching the house while we’re gone, Grandma. It’s such a relief to know it’s in safe hands.
Grandma: Oh, please. Trust me, these hands have cracked many safes.


 

Gomez Addams: Thing, let the vacation commence! Let’s roll!
Grandma: Bye! Farewell! Adios! Toodle-oo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! I thought they’d never leave.
Spirit of the House: Let’s party!


 

Gomez Addams: I thought that first, we shall pay our respects to the immolated in the witch-haunted city of Salem. Then, in the great nomadic tradition of our ancestors, we’ll flit hither and thither across this great nation until we reach our final destination. The place on Earth where people are happiest! Death Valley!


 

Morticia Addams: You’re both growing up so fast. Soon, you’ll move out, and it’ll be nice to have a memory we could look back upon. No matter how terrible.
Uncle Fester: Ooh, like prom night.

 

'Different is what the extra D in Addams stands for.' - Gomez Addams, 'I always thought it stood for dismemberment.' - Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family 2) Click To Tweet

 

Gomez Addams: Thing, how did this happen? We were supposed to be in Salem.
Uncle Fester: Ah, don’t be mad, brother. Niagara Falls is the great Wonder of the World, and kills the most tourists, with its powerful, seductive water.


 

Gomez Addams: Hey, Fester. Are you feeling alright? You’re not your usual creepy self.


 

Morticia Addams: I’m sorry, Wednesday. I know how much you wanted to see where girls your age were burned at the stake. What did you call them again?
Wednesday Addams: Squad goals.


 

Morticia Addams: I saw a vintage store in town. Maybe it’s time for you to try out a more mature look.
Wednesday Addams: The little black dress is a classic, Mother.
Gomez Addams: There’s my little holy terror.


 

Gomez Addams: Did you know dozens of people tried to go over these falls in wooden barrels?
Morticia Addams: Does anyone survive?
Gomez Addams: Some do. Some don’t. I hear it’s a barrel of fun.


 

Uncle Fester: The key with women is to make a strong first impression.
Pugsley Addams: You mean like a bad smell?
Uncle Fester: Well, that goes without saying.


 

Proposing Guy: Madison, would you do me the honor of becoming my wife?
Girlfriend: [shrieks and runs off] Help!
Proposing Guy: Is that a maybe?


 

Gomez Addams: Wednesday, let’s try a little family trust-building exercise.
Wednesday Addams: I don’t believe in exercise.


 

Wednesday Addams: Father. His erratic behavior. This last-minute family trip to make memories. Giving hugs. It’s torture. And not the fun kind, like putting leeches in Pugsley’s briefs. Anyway, I’m quite sure he’s dying.
Morticia Addams: What?
Wednesday Addams: Don’t worry. I won’t tell Pugsley. Not yet. He’ll enjoy the surprise. But if you’re afraid to ask my permission to take a new lover, just know you have it.

 

'I love it when your murderous maternal instincts kick in!' - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family 2) Click To Tweet

 

Morticia Addams: Gomez, have you heard from your mother yet? She’s not answering my texts.
Gomez Addams: Oh, she’s probably having an early night. The woman is almost a hundred and two years-old, after all.

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Party Girl #1: This plant totes slaps!
Grandma: No, darling, she snaps. Oh, don’t worry. Don’t worry. She’s on a vegan diet. In that she only eats vegans.


 

Party Girl #2: I didn’t pay five hundred puppets to watch a bunch of puppets.
Grandma: What? Do you know how hard it is to decapitate an entire barber shop quartet?
Party Girl #1: Ew! Refund, please.


 

Gomez Addams: It was the dead of night. The witching hour. The wolf howled. And then she heard a scratching at the door. Scratch, scratch, scratch. She slowly opened it to reveal a puppy! And around its neck was a bow! You remember when I first told you that one, Pugsley? You must’ve been two months old. Oh, you’d scream and scream until you wet yourself.
Morticia Addams: Some things never change.


 

Uncle Fester: I remember the night Wednesday was born. It was a Tuesday. All tucked in tight in the hospital nursery. She was silent as a jellyfish.


 

Uncle Fester: I wonder if I could juggle actual children. Wednesday, Pugsley, bring it in, let’s find out. You never know until you try. And if one of you falls on your head, well, lesson learned.
Wednesday Addams: Hard to believe women don’t want to talk to either of you.


 

Wednesday Addams: Could it be true? Could I have been misplaced in my infancy? Grown up with a delusion that I am one person, when in fact, I am someone completely different. Now this is the origin story an innovator like me deserves. It would make a fascinating first chapter in my memoir. Can you imagine?


 

Uncle Fester: It looks like we need to go over Chapter Three, “How to be Repulsive and Impress Girls.” I’ll be right back. I got to go use the bathroom.


 

Gomez Addams: It! Good to see you, my bewhiskered cousin.


 

Grandma: [over phone to It] Get over here ASAP. I went too far this time, and things are getting hairy! No offense.


 

Gomez Addams: The Alamo. You can sense that many lives were lost here.


 

Pageant Girl: What’s your talent?
Wednesday Addams: I can read minds.


 

Pugsley Addams: I look like Uncle Sam threw up all over me.
Gomez Addams: Very good, Pugsley. Blend in.
Uncle Fester: If you have to interact with any of the locals, remember, they’re more afraid of you than you are of them.


 

Gomez Addams: That man is a door to door salesman.
Wednesday Addams: And what is he selling?
Gomez Addams: Tupperware? Knives? Makeup. Frozen steaks. Life insurance for cows. They need it. The steak industry is, oh, brutal.


 

Morticia Addams: [translating It’s babble] Children are like socks in the laundry? They need to be lost in order to be found?


 

Morticia Addams: Where’s Kitty? He needs a walk.
Gomez Addams: He’s asleep. He and It hit the catnip pretty hard last night.


 

Morticia Addams: Gomez, have you noticed changes in Fester’s body lately?
Gomez Addams: Hmm. Puberty?


 

Pugsley Addams: [as the Grand Canyon] This doesn’t look so grand to me.
Gomez Addams: The sheer emptiness. Cavernous abyss of absolutely nothing.
Morticia Addams: The vertigo. Intoxicating.


 

Pugsley Addams: Fire in the hole!
[the Grand Canyon explodes]
Pugsley Addams: Now that’s grand.


 

Pugsley Addams: Wait. Wednesday’s not an Addams? I’m the only real Addams child? That’s awesome!
Uncle Fester: Too soon, Pugsley. Too soon.


 

Gomez Addams: If we leave now, we can catch up.
Morticia Addams: Then we’ll return home, kidnap the necessary witnesses, and snuff out any remaining doubt that Wednesday is one of us.
Gomez Addams: I love it when your murderous maternal instincts kick in! We’re back in the parenting business!


 

Gomez Addams: Fester, your tentacles are hanging out.
Uncle Fester: I thought I felt a draft. Just don’t kick them. They’re very sensitive.


 

Wednesday Addams: Look, Lurch. Aggressive people who use loud noises and fast rides to distract themselves from their childhood trauma. Just what we need.


 

Wednesday Addams: Ah. It seems I have offended two people at once. How fortuitous.


 

Wednesday Addams: I accept your offer of a ride. But if you don’t mind, I will respectfully decline the hug. I’ve been social distancing since birth.


 

Wednesday Addams: It’s all Jekyll. No Hyde.


 

Wednesday Addams: I feel something, Lurch. As though anticipation and unease birthed some kind of winged larvae in my stomach. Butterflies? Hmm. Perhaps my digestive acids will kill them.


 

Morticia Addams: Wednesday, what are you wearing?
Wednesday Addams: It’s called a turtleneck. Deceptive name, I know, but it is both fashionable and functional.


 

Wednesday Addams: The results conclusively prove that I am not your daughter. Where once I was Addams, now I am Strange.


 

Ophelia: When my dad’s not around, I don’t use forks, or spoons, or anything.
Pugsley Addams: Me either! It’s a lot easier to just use your face!
Ophelia: Just use your face!
Pugsley Addams: Where have you been all my life?
Ophelia: The farm.
Pugsley Addams: Wait. What did you say?


 

Morticia Addams: Pull yourself together, Gomez. You’re an Addams. Just as Wednesday is. Whether it’s in her blood or not.


 

Gomez Addams: Men. Just can’t come out and ask a woman for help, can you?


 

Morticia Addams: You faked that DNA test.
Cyrus Strange: Blah, blah, blah, blah! Oh, pipe down, Elvira!


 

Cyrus Strange: If you could control people, imbue them with the strength and ferocity of any animal on earth? Imagine who would pay for that! The military, foreign governments, call centers.


 

Wednesday Addams: Even though you are biologically my father, these people are still my family. The Addams family.


 

Cyrus Strange: Unhand me! Stop! I had a big breakfast. Don’t make me puke up my pancakes!


 

Wednesday Addams: Mother, Father, are you alright?
Gomez Addams: Yes, yes. Fortunately, we escaped with no fatal wounds.
Wednesday Addams: Even Pugsley?
Morticia Addams: Even Pugsley.
Wednesday Addams: Oh, well. Maybe next time.
Pugsley Addams: Wait, what?


 

Wednesday Addams: Mother, Father, I’m sorry. I didn’t want to be an Addams. I struggled with feeling different. But now, I realize that being different is the most Addamsy thing there is.
Gomez Addams: “Different” is what the extra D in Addams stands for.
Wednesday Addams: I always thought it stood for “dismemberment”. Can you forgive me?
Morticia Addams: Wednesday, you are, and always will be, our little ghoul. We love you.
Wednesday Addams: Thank you, Mother. The feeling is mutual. And, Father?
Gomez Addams: Yes, my little raven? I have something for you.
Wednesday Addams: [she hugs Gomez] Come on, Addams family. Let’s go home.


 

Uncle Fester: [referring to It] I still don’t understand a word that guy says.


 

Gomez Addams: Didn’t I tell you this trip would bring the family closer together?
Morticia Addams: You’re a wonderful father, darling.


 

Wednesday Addams: Cyrus lied about being my father, but when I tested your hair at the Grand Canyon, it said conclusively that you were not my father either.
Gomez Addams: Ah, that explains it. I suffered a little accident with a napalm experiment a few years back, and lost my beautiful, beautiful hair. Had it replaced with real Sasquatch fur. I assure you, Wednesday, I am your father. Now and always.
Wednesday Addams: I already hugged you once, Father. That’s quite enough affection for a lifetime.


 

Gomez Addams: Well, Addams, time to start planning the next family vacation. Maybe a trip around the world? What do you say?

 


 

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