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The Bubble (2022) Best Movie Quotes

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Starring: Karen Gillan, Iris Apatow, Fred Armisen, Maria Bakalova, David Duchovny, Keegan-Michael Key, Leslie Mann, Pedro Pascal, Peter Serafinowicz, Vir Das, Rob Delaney, Galen Hopper, Samson Kayo, Guz Khan, Nick Kocher, Ross Lee

OUR RATING: ★★½

Story:

Netflix comedy directed and co-written by Judd Apatow. The Bubble (2022) follows a group of actors and actresses stuck inside a pandemic bubble at a posh hotel attempting to complete a sequel to an action franchise film, Cliff Beasts 6: The Battle for Everest: Memories of a Requiem, about flying dinosaurs.

 

Our Favorite Quotes:

'We are a family of heroes. And we are going to save our family, because we are the heroes and the family. And that's what heroes do, is save their families.' - Carol Cobb (The Bubble) Click To Tweet

 

Best Quotes


 

Gavin: As the producer on this movie, here’s what I expect from you. Actors are animals. You are animal handlers. Sometimes, they want to play with you. Sometimes, they’ll rip your balls off.
Pippa: Don’t listen to anything they say. They’re liars. They literally lie for a living. That’s their literal job, yeah?
Gavin: Don’t party with them. Don’t tire them out. Don’t f*** them.


 

Gunther: [referring to the actors] What if we become proper friends?
Pippa: You won’t.


 

Gunther: What if they like confide in you, and they tell you something they’ve not told anybody else?
Gavin: Call me and tell me what they said.


 

Anika: [referring to the actors] This is so exciting. It’s like my movie posters have come to life.
Ronjon: Yeah, you will soon learn to hate these people.


 

Pippa: You a big Cliff Beasts fan?
Krystal Kris: No, but I saw the trailer for the second one. It was so cool.


 

Dieter Bravo: I don’t watch my own s**t. You should never watch your own s**t. You just wipe, you flush, and you move on.


 

Lauren Van Chance: Our main priority is our sixteen year-old son, who we just adopted right before the divorce.
Dieter Bravo: Listen, I’m sorry. I’m trying to care, but it’s hard.


 

Carla: [to Krystal] I’m lonely, and I’m in hell here, and I would like to form an alliance with you.


 

Carol Cobb: I heard you were starting a religion.
Sean Knox: No. It’s a lifestyle brand, slash motivational system. It’s called Harmony Ignite.
Carol Cobb: Wow. And you wrote a whole Bible.
Sean Knox: Well, I wrote a book. A book called Harmony Ignited. And it’s just a collection of my thoughts, and musings, and some sayings, and wisdom, and proverbs. You know, that’s it. Yeah. It’s not a religion, per se. You can leave anytime that you want to.
Carol Cobb: Right. It’s not like a cult.
Sean Knox: No. No, it’s definitely not a cult. I mean, who defines what a cult is, right?


 

Lauren Van Chance: So what happened on parts one, and three, and four is not happening again.
Dustin Mulray: What about what we did on part two?


 

Gavin: Welcome! I’m going to introduce somebody now who is, he’s special. He’s funny. He’s extremely intelligent. And he’s a visionary. He shot a brilliant movie called Tiles of Love while working at Home Depot. Our director, Darren Eigen!


 

Darren Eigan: I just want to say, I am so lucky to be able to work with a cast this talented. This is your car, and I’m going to step in, and take the wheel. Now, this drive is going to be a little crazy. Going to head towards the railing a couple of times. It might even hit the rail. Some of you might not even survive. But I’ve got the end of the road in my sight. Might be a crazy ride, but it’s going to look great, and it’s going to make the world forget all their problems. So, let’s go for a ride.
Dieter Bravo: We’re f***ed.


 

Paula: [over Zoom] You are such a hero for keeping the lights on at the studio. This lockdown has been so hard on all of us.
Gavin: But you’re skiing?
Paula: Yeah, well, this was the only country that was open. Thank God I got my shot.
Gavin: Did you? I thought they weren’t available for six months.
Paula: Oh, they’re not. Not for normal people, but I’m with rich people. Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Ugh! I hate the game.


 

Gunther: [to the crew] Yeah, let’s talk about zones for a moment. There are three main ones, okay? There’s Red Zone. That’s the best zone. That’s the actors, okay? Then there’s Blue Zone. That’s for crew. And then there’s Yellow Zone for like office staff. We don’t really need to worry about that. A lot of you have been asking about flirting. Yes, it happens. Physical touch is, of course, off the table. So what I would recommend is making sweet eyes at each other.


 

Darren Eigan: I don’t understand why you’re rewriting the script? We have a writer. Aren’t you an actor?
Dustin Mulray: Yes. But I’m also the guardian of the franchise. So I’m rewriting it.


 

Dustin Mulray: Can we play to the top of our audience’s intelligence?
Darren Eigan: No, our audience is down here. They’re kids. That’s our audience.


 

Darren Eigan: [to himself] “Guardian of the franchise”? A**holes. I won Sundance!


 

Gavin: We had a positive test on set, and although I am forbidden from telling you who it was, let’s just say it’s the girl who gets your coffees in the morning.
Pippa: Her name’s Wendy.
Lauren Van Chance: That creepy PA?
Pippa: Yeah, apparently, production were trying to be safe by just sending one person to get the coffees, when in fact, that led to Wendy touching about eighty coffee cups this morning.

 

'The whole rest of the movie can be s**t as long as the ending's good, because that's what they'll remember.' - Pippa (The Bubble) Click To Tweet

 

Gunther: I have had the virus three times, okay? And, you know what, the first time, I didn’t even notice it. Second time, was in a coma. But the third time, I lost my sense of sort of taste and smell, and how I felt about people. And trust me, that is something that you want to avoid.
Carol Cobb: [quietly] I think he’s still sick.
Gunther: Also, I can’t wear rings anymore, because my fingers change size every single day.


 

Bola: [to Gunther] I’m going to kill you, and then I’m going to murder your ghost!


 

Sean Knox: [to himself] Sean, you are not in competition with Krystal. You are not aging. You don’t need a hundred million followers.


 

Howie Frangopolous: [over phone] I need weed immediately! Buy a drone. Attach my marijuana to the drone, and fly that s**t through my f***ing window!


 

Krystal Kris: You know, I’ve never had a normal friend.
Carla: No one’s ever called me normal before.


 

Darren Eigan: [referring to Scott] Trying to get in my f***ing head? It’s like he wants me to fail!
Gavin: Don’t let him mess with your focus. Everybody wants you to fail. Don’t give a f*** about him.
Darren Eigan: What?


 

Darren Eigan: So what do I do when Dustin keeps trying to rewrite the script?
Gavin: When he tells you his ideas, tell him you’ll think about them, and then never get back to him.
Darren Eigan: You do that to me.
Gavin: No, with you, I’m actually thinking.


 

Dustin Mulray: I’m sorry I skipped your mom’s funeral to go to the People’s Choice Awards.
Lauren Van Chance: I’m sorry that I burned down your back office.
Dustin Mulray: I’m sorry I slept with your agent. And your manager. And your divorce lawyer.


 

Krystal’s Mom: [over Zoom] Are you nervous to meet the dinosaurs during your act?
Krystal Kris: Mom, they’re not real. They put them in after.
Krystal’s Mom: I thought there was an elephant wearing a mask or something.


 

Carol Cobb: But I don’t think we’re allowed to cross bubbles.
Zaki: No, we wouldn’t be crossing bubbles. We’d be making a new bubble.
Carol Cobb: And then we’re just inside each other’s bubbles.

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Bola: I want you to close your eyes. Let the air fill your lungs, and release the fear of catching the virus. And release the fear of the movie industry collapsing, leaving all of you penniless. Breathe in, and breathe out that fear, that the world is soon going to realize you people are not that special. One might say useless.


 

Sean Knox: Howie, let me tell you about Harmony Ignite.
Howie Frangopolous: Sean, do us a favor?
Sean Knox: Yeah.
Howie Frangopolous: Why don’t you Harmony Ignite your a**hole!


 

Darren Eigan: No one can play Jarrar but you.
Gavin: You’re irreplaceable!
Howie Frangopolous: Anybody could play Jarrar! Shall I tell you why? Batman!
Gavin: Batman?
Howie Frangopolous: He was Michael Keaton, yeah? Then they changed him into Val Kilmer. Then he became George Clooney. But George Clooney brought too much sex to the role! Then they got rid of him, and they brought in Ben Affleck, Christian Bale. And now he’s that skinny b****rd from the Twilight.
Gavin: Not within the same movie!


 

Dustin Mulray: You ever wonder if we picked the right kid?
Lauren Van Chance: Don’t say that.
Dustin Mulray: No, when we got him, they said he was just shy, and that he’d warm up. But he never warmed up.
Rafi: [over Zoom] I can hear you! Man, you guys are a bag full of d**ks!


 

Dieter Bravo: [as he’s being sick] Bola, hold my hair.
Bola: Your hair is short. There is no hair to hold!


 

Gavin: Okay, guys? Listen up. I’ve got some very important health news for you. You all tested negative for the virus. However, some of you have tested positive for influenza. Which is the good virus.
Gunther: The good one. Yeah. And two of you tested positive for two separate cases of sexually transmitted diseases.


 

Lauren Van Chance: Actors are some of the toughest people I know. We can handle it. I once played host to a thirty foot-long tapeworm during Cliff Beasts 2, and nobody even knew.


 

Krystal Kris: Carol, can you stop gaslighting me?
Carol Cobb: Gaslighting? That is not gaslighting. You know what? Your generation sucks!
Krystal Kris: At least I’m not a baby boomer.
Carol Cobb: I’m not a baby boomer. I am Generation Y, thank you very much.


 

Tip: [as all the actors are vomiting] Should we be concerned about this level of vomit?


 

Paula: [over Zoom] Gavin, there’s no time for recuperation. You have to get the dinosaurs flying again.
Gavin: Paula, I’m not a magician.
Paula: I know you’re not a f***ing magician! If you were a f***ing magician, you’d pull the movie out of your a**. Oh, my God. It’s Minnie Driver. I love her.


 

Paula: Gavin, can I put something into perspective for you? We are one of two movies in production right now. It’s us and Tom Cruise. If we fail, a fifty billion dollar corporation is going to go down. People murder each other over ten grand. What do you think they’re going to do over fifty billion dollars?


 

Bola: [over phone] These people, they don’t even care about what they have. Yeah, I’ve got soap. I’ve got cream. You need a corkscrew? I’m going to send you two corkscrews. There’s Bibles everywhere, in every room. They don’t even read them! Yeah, I’m going to send it to you so we can pray for them because they’re all going to hell.


 

Dieter Bravo: Every day, I eat the KitKat in the minibar, and then I come back, and there’s a new KitKat. I’m not giving this up.


 

Darren Eigan: We’ve got to serve the Cliff Beast nerds, the fans out there. You know, they want authenticity.
Carol Cobb: Krystal just did a f***ing TikTok with a dinosaur. Is that authentic?
Darren Eigan: Well, that dance is the clip they’re going to use in the Oscars.
Carol Cobb: What? No, they’re not.
Darren Eigan: Oh, believe me.


 

Carol Cobb: I’m a just a little bit confused, because I thought we had something serious.
Zaki: Here’s the thing. I’m married.
Carol Cobb: What?
Zaki: I have five kids.
Carol Cobb: You have five kids?
Zaki: With three different women.
Carol Cobb: With three different women?
Zaki: I have three more coming. With two other women.


 

Carol Cobb: Maybe I should call your wife.
Zaki: Really? You’d do that?
Carol Cobb: Yes, you better believe it.
Zaki: Oh, she will love it! She’s a huge fan of yours.
Carol Cobb: Okay, I’m sorry. I just, I don’t know what’s happening.
Zaki: We have a very European relationship with my wife.
Carol Cobb: Okay, what does that mean?
Zaki: That I’m allowed to have sexual intercourse with you.


 

Gavin: What the hell is going on here?
Mr. Best: The security guards, they got confused. They thought that Lauren was a deranged fan, and they shot her, and she lost a few fingers. She’ll be fine. Just a few digits. Just a graze. Nothing to worry about.


 

Gavin: [over Zoom] We are shutting down the movie, Paula! It’s not like the world is desperate for another Cliff Beasts movie! This isn’t a vaccine! This is a Cliff Beasts movie. There are five of them. They’re all the same!
Paula: Sorry, I was frozen there for a second, but I’m assuming that you were agreeing with everything I was saying, and I’m so glad. Because if you don’t get the movie in the can, I’m going to send one of these f***ing elephants to trample your house, and your children. Okay? Hakuna matata, my sweet.
Pippa: Wow. I so want to be her.


 

Darren Eigan: Were they able to reattach her fingers?
Gavin: They didn’t find any of them.
Dustin Mulray: All that’s left is a thumb.
Sean Knox: This is a blessing. Okay, Lauren is going to come back from this stronger. There are a million things you can do with a thumb. It’s not like it’s a pinkie.


 

Carol Cobb: [over Zoom] We’re being mistreated!
Marti: Oh, spare me! You’re being actress-mistreated. I’m being f***ing human being-mistreated! You ever try to teach a twelve year-old math? It’s impossible, okay?


 

Carol Cobb: [over Zoom] You’re not being a good agent, or a good friend.
Marti: I’m being a very good agent. And you know what? I’m not your friend. That’s just something we pretend when there isn’t a pandemic.


 

Darren Eigan: We’re not going to shoot those. They weren’t good, so we’re going to go and shoot the original script. Also known as the real script that was approved by the studio.
Dustin Mulray: Also known as the worst f***ing draft! Everybody agrees that my revisions are kicking a**. They clarify our pro-environmental message.
Darren Eigan: People don’t care about the environment. People go to see the movies to see dinosaurs blow up and die. Why? Because dinosaurs kill people. They’re monsters!


 

Dustin Mulray: [to Darren] Fine. I’ll do your s**t word for word. And that f***ing scene that we’re about to shoot, I don’t know how I’m going to make it work, but I will. Because that’s what I do. I turn s**t into gold.


 

Dustin Mulray: I lost my wife, and my adopted child of two years for this? All this time I was producing this movie, I should have been producing my family!
Carol Cobb: Are you a producer on this?
Dustin Mulray: Uncredited, but everybody knows.


 

Carol Cobb: [referring to the studio] You’re the director! They will give you whatever you want. They will listen to you.
Darren Eigan: No, they will not! They’ll bring in Jon Favreau to come in and finish it and send me home in a body bag. I don’t want to go to directors jail, okay?


 

Carol Cobb: Hey, Krystal’s Kittens. You may not know me, but I am a really close friend of Krystal’s. I know that we are all struggling during this difficult time, but the Cliff Beasts cast is being held against its will, partially, and forced to complete a film under very inhumane conditions. Okay, Lauren Van Chance got her hand shot off, and they are making us work through influenza. So we need you to jump on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, even LinkedIn, and demand that they allow us to go home. With full pay. And no repercussions.


 

Krystal Kris: You sound like some crazy, rambling old actress. We’re leaving.
Carol Cobb: I am the second youngest one!


 

Sean Knox: I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m a complete fraud.
Carol Cobb: What?
Sean Knox: I’m sorry. The book is great. You should read the book. You should read the book. But just please understand, I didn’t write it. Steve Harvey’s ghostwriter wrote the book. In fact, the only time I ever read it was when I was in the recording studio, making the audio book. And I was bored. I was bored with the whole experience.


 

Youtuber: Krystal Kris, the most selfish TikTok superstar in the world, snuck out of her movie’s bubble, putting millions of people in danger! The UK gives us Prince Harry, and what do we give them back? The Krystal variant?


 

Carol Cobb: The biggest mistake that I have made on this movie is not being on drugs the whole time.


 

Carol Cobb: You know what? This business is so unfair to women, okay? It is not fair. You have to stay young, and you hav to be skinny, but you also have to have like big boobs at the same time. That’s like impossible because nobody has that body type without surgery. You can’t be skinny and have big boobs at the same time! It is physically impossible! It’s impossible!
Dieter Bravo: Yeah, but it’s worth trying.


 

Sean Knox: Hey, Gunther, why do you look like Benedict Cumberbatch right now?
Gunther: I do?
Sean Knox: Yeah. It’s like your inner spirit has come out now, and that’s like who you truly are. You truly are Benedict Cumberbatch.
Gunther: Hello, I’m Doctor Strange.
Carol Cobb: Oh, my God. I can’t! I can’t!
Dustin Mulray: I don’t like it. I want you to stop it. Stop being Benedict Cumberbatch!


 

Gunther: What are you doing?
Bola: It’s a heart attack! We need to attack it back!
Carol Cobb: What? That is not true!


 

Ronjon: What language are you speaking?
Sean Knox: I’m sorry. When I get stressed, I speak Hindi. It’s a better crisis language.


 

Carol Cobb: And we have to come together as a family and lead each other to freedom, because we are heroes.
Krystal Kris: I don’t understand the metaphor. Are we heroes or family?
Carol Cobb: We’re both. We are a family of heroes. And we are going to save our family, because we are the heroes and the family. And that’s what heroes do, is save their families.


 

Gunther: So we’re a family now.
Ronjon: No, that’s just for the actors. They still think we’re s**t.


 

Dustin Mulray: So the ending that you came up with, is me shooting at c**k and balls with a flamethrower? That’s what you got?
Darren Eigan: Dustin, I think you’re misunderstanding what this is going to look like. It’s not c**k and balls. These are reproductive organs. It comes out of the dinosaur like a jellyfish, and it just moves towards the camera. And the little tentacles, and it’s fluorescent, and it goes back into the body. It looks beautiful. The people from Paddington made it.


 

Darren Eigan: Don’t insult my mocap men!
Dustin Mulray: You know what, guys? As soon as we wrap, I’m going to punch you both in the jaw.
Tip: Yeah, Well, you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to write you a stern bloody email, mate.


 

Martha: Can I leave?
Darren Eigan: No! I’m sorry I’m not Patty Jenkins. You know, I don’t get to work with f***ing Cal Gadot. Got to work with these f***s!


 

James McAvoy: [as Carol knocks him over] Great. I have a sore leg, and you know what I have to do for the rest of my working day? I’ve got to run.
Carol Cobb: Aw! Somebody get Professor X his wheelchair!
James McAvoy: I play a lot of different characters. Not just him!


 

Carol Cobb: [referring to the helicopter] Do you know how to fly that thing?
Sean Knox: Yeah, I took eight lessons.


 

Darren Eigan: Turn around, go back to set. I won Sundance with a movie I made on my phone! An iPhone 6! I am not going back to my old life. You think I want to go back to Home Depot, selling tiles? This is my shot!


 

Carol Cobb: Krystal, go on YouTube. See if there’s like a helicopter tutorial or something!
Krystal Kris: Does YouTube still exist?


 

Krystal Kris: [behind the scenes interview] They had guns. It felt like America, but in England.


 

Sean Knox: The second these things go to streamers, they’re going to be watched on televisions, and then that makes me a television star. I’m not a television star! I am a movie star! What do you think I am? Young Sheldon?


 

Susan Howard: [mid-credits lines] Sean, how are you doing? I heard you just got out of rehab for cocaine addiction.
Sean Knox: Yes, two-day rehab. I walked in one day. I said, “I think I’m addicted to cocaine.” They said, “You shouldn’t do that anymore.” I said, “Done.”
Susan Howard: Two days, huh?
Sean Knox: Forty-eight hours.


 

Susan Howard: What’s your next project, Darren?
Darren Eigan: I’m doing the Skittles movie. It’s based on the candy. It’s got a great story. A passion project. And it’s about racism and diversity, and how we can all get along. It’s all the flavors, but it all goes under one name. Skittles.


 

Darren Eigan: Do you think they have enough footage in the can to put a cut together?
Gavin: Well, we didn’t get any of the opening. But maybe that doesn’t matter, as long as the ending’s strong.
Pippa: Yeah. I mean, the whole rest of the movie can be s**t as long as the ending’s good, because that’s what they’ll remember. You know?

 


 

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