
Our list of the best quotes from HBO post-apocalyptic drama television show The Last of Us based on the video game of the same name.
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Top The Last of Us Quotes
Dr. Schoenheiss: [1968] A new virus in Madagascar, say, could be in Chicago within a matter of weeks. And we end up with a global pandemic. Pan meaning “all”. The whole world becomes sick all at once.
Dr. Neuman: Mankind has been at war with the virus from the start. Sometimes, millions of people die, as in an actual war. But in the end, we always win.
Dr. Neuman: Fungi seem harmless enough. Many species know otherwise. Because there are some fungi who seek not to kill, but to control.
Dr. Neuman: There are no treatments for this. No preventatives, no cures. They don’t exist. It’s not even possible to make them.
Host: So if that happens?
Dr. Neuman: We lose.
Mrs. Adler: [2003] Three nails, plus one cross, equals four-given.
Joel Miller: [after the virus hits and creates chaos] Well, we can’t go south, we can’t go east, we can’t go west. Hell else we supposed to go?
Sarah Miller: Maybe it’s everywhere. Maybe there’s nowhere to go.
Lee: [2023] FEDRA’s got a factory down there in the QZ. Supposedly only makes two things. Pills and bullets, bullets and pills.
Joel Miller: Well, the more you shoot people, the harder it is to sleep, I guess.
Joel Miller: It’s a miracle you’re alive.
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: It’s a miracle any of us are alive.
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [to Joel] Now I promised Robert that you wouldn’t hurt him. But I would very much like for you to hurt him. So let’s go hunt that m*****f***er down, and get our battery, and our truck, and then we’ll go find Tommy.
Marlene: You fight for twenty years, and you get nowhere, you’re not a rebellion. Just spray paint.
Buzzcut: Hey, friend. Don’t worry. I don’t want anything. But if you’re feeling lost…
Joel Miller: You tell me to “look for the light” and I’ll break your jaw.
Ellie Williams: Why won’t you let me go home?
Marlene: Because you have a greater purpose than any of us could’ve ever imagined.
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [referring to Ellie] Who is she?
Marlene: To you? She’s cargo.
Marlene: [to Joel and Tess] I know what’s out there. We were going with an entire squadron for that very reason. But now I don’t have a truck, I don’t have a squadron, FEDRA’s five minutes away. What I do have is you. And I know what you’re both capable of. For better or worse.
Ellie Williams: What are they capable of?
Marlene: Joel, don’t f*** this up. Please.
Ellie Williams: [to Joel] Your watch is broken.
Ibu Ratna: [2003, in Indonesian, referring to the virus] I have spent my life studying these things. So please listen carefully. There is no medicine. There is no vaccine.
Agus Hidayat: [in Indonesian] So what do we do?
Ibu Ratna: [in Indonesian] Bomb. Start bombing. Bomb this city, and everyone in it.
Ellie Williams: There’s not going to be anything bad in here?
Joel Miller: Just you.
Ellie Williams: Oh, funny.
Joel Miller: [referring to Ellie] You need to stop talking about this kid like she’s got some kind of life in front of her.
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [to Ellie] I’m going to talk to you like you’re an adult. Okay? Joel and I aren’t good people. We’re doing this for us, because, apparently, you’re worth something. But we don’t know what you’re worth if we don’t know what we have.
Joel Miller: We’ve heard this a million times. Vaccines. Miracle cures. None of it works. Ever.
Ellie Williams: F*** you, man. I didn’t ask for this.
Joel Miller: You and me both. This isn’t going to end well, Tess.
Joel Miller: Long way or short way?
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: I mean, it’s the long way or the “we’re f***ing dead” way.
Ellie Williams: Well, I vote long way, just based on that limited information.
Joel Miller: [as they enter the hotel] How do you even know what this is?
Ellie Williams: Have you heard of books?
Ellie Williams: Ever kill one?
Joel Miller: Yeah, I killed lots of them.
Ellie Williams: Was it hard? Like knowing they were people once?
Joel Miller: Sometimes.
Ellie Williams: [referring to the infected] They’re connected.
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: More than you know.
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [after they’ve been attacked] You alright?
Ellie Williams: Well, I didn’t s**t my pants, so.
Ellie Williams: [as she notices she’s been bitten again] You f***ing kidding me? I mean, if it was going to happen to one of us.
Joel Miller: [referring to the wooden panel crossing] Yeah, I know. It looks scary.
Ellie Williams: That was scary. This is wood.
Joel Miller: [as they’re looking out across the city] Is it everything you hoped for?
Ellie Williams: Jury’s still out. But, man, you can’t deny that view.
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [after Joel and Ellie find out she’s been infected] I never ask you for anything, not to feel the way I felt. Shut the f*** up, because I don’t have time. This is your chance. You get her there, you keep her alive, and you set everything right. All the s**t we did. Please say yes, Joel. Please.







