Starring: Kumail Nanjiani, Issa Rae, Paul Sparks, Anna Camp, Kyle Bornheimer, Betsy Borrego, Kelly Murtagh, Moses Storm

Story:

Romantic comedy directed by Michael Showalter. The story follows Jibran and Leilani (Kumail Nanjiani and Issa Rae), a couple on the brink of breaking up who get unintentionally embroiled in a bizarre murder mystery. Working to clear their names and solve the case, they need to figure out how they, and their relationship, can survive the night.

 

Quotes:

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Jibran: [to Leilani] I love you.
[suddenly a man crashes into their car windscreen]
Leilani: Sh*t!
[another man suddenly yanks open the car door]
Cop: Police Officer! He’s a criminal! Move! Move! Move!
[he gets into the driver’s seat and drives fast towards the man speeding away on a bike]
Jibran: Justice!
[the cop crashes into the man’s bike, who goes flying over the car]
Jibran: Oh, my God!
[the cop then proceeds to run over the man twice before getting out of the car]
Jibran: I don’t think he’s a cop.


 

[referring to the run over man]
Male Passerby: He’s f**king dead!
Leilani: We know he’s dead, but we didn’t kill him.
[on the phone]
Female Passerby: I’d like to report a murder, or whatever.
Leilani: We didn’t murder anybody!
Jibran: [to Leilani] One, two, three, go!
[he starts running off]
Leilani: What?! Jibran!
Female Passerby: [over the phone] Okay, the guy’s name is Jibran.
Jibran: Run, Leilani!
Female Passerby: [over the phone] And the girl’s name is actually Leilani.
Leilani: Sh*t!
[starts to run off]
Female Passerby: [over the phone] She’s running too now. Kind of slow, like she’s wearing heals, that look actually amazing.


 

Jibran: We have to go to the police, because we have nothing to hide.
Leilani: Then why did you run from the scene of the crime?
Jibran: Good question, officer.
Leilani: That’s me covering up my body-cam, so I can beat your ass.


 

Jibran: We’re so f**ked!
Leilani: We just need to find the guy the police are looking for.
Jibran: So, you are suggesting we actually go out there and solve a murder?


 

[as Jibrani is trying to open a building door]
Leilani: It’s locked. Did you think it was one of those “men only” doors?


 

Leilani: [to Jibran] All we need is a name, and then we’re in the clear.


 

[after they break into a Steve’s apartment and Steve enters the room]
Jibran: Hey, man. It’s been a minute.
Steve: Who the f**k are you?
[suddenly Jibran and Leilani lunge at Steve and knock him down]


 

Leilani: Who do you work for, you little b*tch?! You little beanbag, ball-less, b*tch?
Jibran: Yeah! Do you think about your grandma on that furry beanbag, b*tch?
Steve: What?!


 

Leilani: These people are super dangerous, and they’re really powerful.


 

Leilani: This is some Handmaid’s Tale bullsh*t.
Masked Man: We have impostors.
[everyone looks over to them]
Jibran: Oh, no, impostors. That sucks.
Masked Man: Everyone, unmask yourselves.
[Jibran and Leilani take off their masks]
Jibran: Oh, sh*t. Nobody else took their masks off.
Leilani: Yeah.


 

[to Jibrani and Leilani, who are tied up; in a thick country accent]
Woman: I’m going to give you lovebirds a choice. What’s behind this door, or bacon grease to the face?
[mimicking the woman’s country accent]
Jibran: I don’t want grease on my face.
[the woman slides the door open and we see the back of a horse]
Jibran: Is it going to sh*t on me?
[the horse suddenly kicks out at Jibran; to Leilani]
Jibran: Take the grease!

 

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