Starring: Kumail Nanjiani, Issa Rae, Paul Sparks, Anna Camp, Kyle Bornheimer, Betsy Borrego, Kelly Murtagh, Moses Storm
Romantic comedy directed by Michael Showalter. The story follows Jibran and Leilani (Kumail Nanjiani and Issa Rae), a couple on the brink of breaking up who get unintentionally embroiled in a bizarre murder mystery. Working to clear their names and solve the case, they need to figure out how they, and their relationship, can survive the night.
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Jibran: [to Leilani] I love you.
[suddenly a man crashes into their car windscreen]
[another man suddenly yanks open the car door]
Cop: Police Officer! He’s a criminal! Move! Move! Move!
[he gets into the driver’s seat and drives fast towards the man speeding away on a bike]
[the cop crashes into the man’s bike, who goes flying over the car]
Jibran: Oh, my God!
[the cop then proceeds to run over the man twice before getting out of the car]
Jibran: I don’t think he’s a cop.
[referring to the run over man]
Male Passerby: He’s f**king dead!
Leilani: We know he’s dead, but we didn’t kill him.
[on the phone]
Female Passerby: I’d like to report a murder, or whatever.
Leilani: We didn’t murder anybody!
Jibran: [to Leilani] One, two, three, go!
[he starts running off]
Leilani: What?! Jibran!
Female Passerby: [over the phone] Okay, the guy’s name is Jibran.
Jibran: Run, Leilani!
Female Passerby: [over the phone] And the girl’s name is actually Leilani.
[starts to run off]
Female Passerby: [over the phone] She’s running too now. Kind of slow, like she’s wearing heals, that look actually amazing.
Jibran: We have to go to the police, because we have nothing to hide.
Leilani: Then why did you run from the scene of the crime?
Jibran: Good question, officer.
Leilani: That’s me covering up my body-cam, so I can beat your ass.
Jibran: We’re so f**ked!
Leilani: We just need to find the guy the police are looking for.
Jibran: So, you are suggesting we actually go out there and solve a murder?
[as Jibrani is trying to open a building door]
Leilani: It’s locked. Did you think it was one of those “men only” doors?
Leilani: [to Jibran] All we need is a name, and then we’re in the clear.
[after they break into a Steve’s apartment and Steve enters the room]
Jibran: Hey, man. It’s been a minute.
Steve: Who the f**k are you?
[suddenly Jibran and Leilani lunge at Steve and knock him down]
Leilani: Who do you work for, you little b*tch?! You little beanbag, ball-less, b*tch?
Jibran: Yeah! Do you think about your grandma on that furry beanbag, b*tch?
Leilani: These people are super dangerous, and they’re really powerful.
Leilani: This is some Handmaid’s Tale bullsh*t.
Masked Man: We have impostors.
[everyone looks over to them]
Jibran: Oh, no, impostors. That sucks.
Masked Man: Everyone, unmask yourselves.
[Jibran and Leilani take off their masks]
Jibran: Oh, sh*t. Nobody else took their masks off.
[to Jibrani and Leilani, who are tied up; in a thick country accent]
Woman: I’m going to give you lovebirds a choice. What’s behind this door, or bacon grease to the face?
[mimicking the woman’s country accent]
Jibran: I don’t want grease on my face.
[the woman slides the door open and we see the back of a horse]
Jibran: Is it going to sh*t on me?
[the horse suddenly kicks out at Jibran; to Leilani]
Jibran: Take the grease!
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