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Starring: Kevin Hart, Woody Harrelson, Kaley Cuoco, Ellen Barkin, Jasmine Mathew

OUR RATING: ★★½

Story:

Netflix action comedy directed by Patrick Hughes. The Man From Toronto (2022) centers on a case of mistaken identity that arises after a screw-up sales consultant, Teddy (Kevin Hart), and the world’s deadliest assassin, Randy (Woody Harrelson), known as The Man from Toronto, run into each other at a holiday rental.

 

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'Never box at me again without actually punching me in the face.' - The Man from Toronto Click To Tweet

 

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Todd: [referring to The Man from Toronto] You may not talk to me, but everybody talks to him.


 

The Man from Toronto: [to the prisoner] when I looked back, I learned the last thing that my unfortunate grandfather would ever teach me. Bears have very sharp claws, which they use to fillet the skin off their still-breathing victims. I share this with you because when you beg for your life, I’m not going to hear your screams. Any feeling I once had dried up on that frozen lake long ago.


 

The Man from Toronto: [to the prisoner] After I remove your eyes, your ears, and balls, all your sensory organs, if you still haven’t told me what I need to know. I’m going to fillet you like that bear did my grandfather.


 

Todd: I’m going to tell my grandkids of this, one day. Or nobody. Ever.
The Man from Toronto: I like you. Tell your wife wild juniper’s the secret. Not the store-bought. It looks like bunny s**t, so better smell it first.


 

Lori: That’s what they call it at the firm now. If a paralegal screws up, they say they Teddyed it.
Teddy: They named a screw-up after me?
Lori: You’re actually a verb now.


 

Teddy: I’m just waiting for the right time.
Lori: Well, there’s never going to be a right time, honey. You just have to do it.


 

Teddy: The money that’s going to come is going to be ridiculous. I’m going to pay our tax lien off. I’m going to fix this place up. It’s going to happen.
Lori: You think maybe we could start with some light bulbs and toner?
Teddy: That’s what Teddying it looks like, right?


 

Teddy: I decided to put up the first workout video, just to get a response. Three comments. And the questions are simple. They’re like, “What is this?”
Marty: This…
Teddy: Digest it.
Marty: Could be the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard. Sales is not your forte.
Teddy: I’ll be honest with you, Marty. I don’t know what that word means.


 

Marty: See these flyers you made up? I spent my entire marketing budget on these things, and we ain’t got one bite.
Teddy: Marty, they’re going to come through that door any day, any minute. You just got to be patient. You know that.
Marty: Well, they would be. If you had put the address on this thing!
Teddy: What? I mean, Marty, who really needs addresses?
Marty: My customers.
Teddy: Then they’ll call you, Marty.
Marty: You left out the phone number too.
Teddy: Dammit, did I?


 

The Handler: [over phone] Ready to go back to work?
The Man from Toronto: The only thing I’m working on is my breakfast.


 

Oscar: You’re early.
Teddy: Well, if you’re on time, you’re late. Ain’t that right?


 

Teddy: This is just a warm-up. You know, when you ain’t did it in a while, things can get a little animal. Yeah. You know what I’m talking about. Got to tap into that danger zone. Start using safe words.
Oscar: I can’t say that I do.
Teddy: Oh, you probably got safe sentences. Safe paragraphs.

 

'There's never going to be a right time. You just have to do it.' - Loir (The Man From Toronto) Click To Tweet

 

Teddy: I’m sorry if you can hear this. I got a strong stream. Been like this since I was six. It’s called “a consistent flow”, that’s what the doctor said. A little above average for my size. I’m at the tail end of it now though.


 

Oscar: [to the tied up prisoner] Mr. Coughlin, allow me to introduce the Man from Toronto.
Teddy: What? Hold on. Wait a second. The Man from Toronto?


 

Teddy: [to the prisoner] Everybody here must know who I am. Now, if you know what I know, that’s that I love to communicate. So let’s figure out the best way to talk. Right? I hope you understand what I’m saying. Last I checked, communication is key to understanding.


 

Teddy: Look at my thumbs. Because it’s the last thing you’re going to see. Look at this. Look at me, I’m going to do it.
Coughlin: Oh, God, no.


 

Teddy: [after the FBI catch him] It was a low toner situation. Me and my wife, we were going to a cabin. But because of the low toner, I couldn’t make out the address. I didn’t know if it was a six, or an eight. Look, I’m not the Man from Toronto, okay? I’m actually just an idiot from Yorktown.


 

The Handler: [over phone] Why did I just get word that information was secured?
The Man from Toronto: Not by me, it wasn’t.
The Handler: Some cut-rate operator just got lucky?
The Man from Toronto: Or made a giant mistake.


 

Agent Lawrence: [as he sees Teddy’s email] Who the hell still uses Hot mail?

 

'Communication is key to understanding.' - Teddy (The Man From Toronto) Click To Tweet

 

Agent Lawrence: [referring to Santoro] She’ll be in great hands, sir.
Teddy: Oh, she ain’t going to be in his hands. Not those soft, well-manicured hands. I’m not passing my wife off to this man. A good-looking man like this, that’s going to obviously be charming.
Teddy: [referring to Davis] Why can’t it be his ugly a**? Why can’t he go? If it was him, no problem.


 

Agent Santoro: Sir, does your wife prefer Swedish or deep tissue?
Teddy: What are you talking about?


 

The Handler: [over phone] Did this grifter leave a signature of any kind?
The Man from Toronto: It would take a real pro to make it look this amateur.


 

The Handler: [over phone] You drive into a trap, you’re on your own.
The Man from Toronto: That’s one way to look at it. The other way is, their trap’s going to drive right into me.


 

Agent Davis: [after the FBI have told Teddy to continue being Toronto] The meet is near the entrance of the museum. They’ll say, “O the bleeding drops of red.” Then you’ll say, “Where on the deck my captain lies, Fallen cold and dead.” Got it?
Teddy: No, I do not have it. What? What was that? When did we turn this into a Shakespeare play in the damn park? What, are you serious?
Agent Davis: It’s Walt Whitman!


 

Agent Davis: The Man from Toronto always picks a password from 19th century American poetry. It’s in the file, Teddy.
Teddy: Oh. Okay. Well, then that clears it up. It was in the file. As if I know what I’m reading!


 

Teddy: [to the thugs] Y’all don’t do a lot of talking, huh? My type of people. I don’t like to talk either. Especially in the air. What is there to talk about? Nothing.


 

The Man from Toronto: This man is an imposter.
Teddy: Objection. I mean, no. Stop. I’m interrupting that. Because those are those are allegations with no ground. You’re an imposter, and cut it out.


 

The Man from Toronto: I’m surprised at you gentlemen. That you could actually believe that this whiny little mosquito is actually the Man from Toronto.
Teddy: Gentlemen. Trust me. I’m the Man from Toronto. And I don’t know where you’re from either, but I know that I come from a frozen lake fifty miles from nowhere.
The Man from Toronto: Are you stealing my origin story?

 

'It would take a real pro to make it look this amateur.' - The Man from Toronto Click To Tweet

 

Teddy: [referring to Keats] You got some sack on you to come up here without gender etiquette. He may not identify as a “he” anymore. It’s all about being gender-neutral. Obviously, you didn’t get the message. What’s your deal? You don’t know who you’re offending. Now you okay? Is anybody offended? Are you offended? If so, this is the time to speak up. You owe a gender-neutral apology right now.
The Man from Toronto: I apologize, gentle people.


 

The Man from Toronto: [to Teddy] Never, ever lever!


 

Teddy: The guys at the cabin, they thought I was you. It’s a mistake, man!
The Man from Toronto: You’re the mistake. This is a full-on pig f***.
Teddy: I don’t know what that means.


 

Teddy: Right now, my priority is getting back to my wife. My wife has a birthday dinner. 7:00 PM.
The Man from Toronto: You’re lying.
Teddy: Why would I lie about dinner?
The Man from Toronto: No, about having a wife. I saw your YouTube video. Nobody who teaches non-contact boxing could possibly hold down a marriage.


 

The Man from Toronto: Your life depends on this.
Teddy: News flash! I’m more afraid of Lori than I am of you!
The Man from Toronto: Would she torture you?
Teddy: With the silent treatment, yeah.
The Man from Toronto: [as he punches Teddy on the nose] Do me a favor. Give me a little silent treatment for the rest of the journey.
Teddy: What you just did was mean.

 

'I still can't believe you stored a human thumb in a Cheese Puffs bag.' - The Man from Miami 'The Cheese Puffs bag is what's throwing you off?' - Teddy (The Man From Toronto) Click To Tweet

 

The Man from Toronto: It’s a dog-eat-dog world.
Teddy: What does that mean? What does that mean outside of being untrue? Dogs don’t eat other dogs. So it can’t be a dog-eat-dog world. Naturally, a dog will sniff another dog’s butt. He may lick some poop occasionally. But he won’t eat another dog. Dogs don’t eat other dogs.
The Man from Toronto: Well, you’re talking about domesticated, well-fed pets. I’m talking about a hungry dog. I mean, a dog that ain’t afraid anymore. Mad dog.


 

Teddy: Take a second and tell me the things I need to understand. What is my part in the mission?
The Man from Toronto: Two parts, actually.
Teddy: Thank you.
The Man from Toronto: First part is, shut up. Or I’ll kill you. Second part is, don’t forget the first part.

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The Man from Toronto: You need to look like you’ve done this before.
Teddy: What do I look like now?
The Man from Toronto: Like a guy who teaches non-contact boxing.


 

The Man from Toronto: [to Teddy] Never box at me again without actually punching me in the face.


 

Teddy: [referring to the photos] What’s that, for your little serial killer wall?
The Man from Toronto: You think you’d make the wall? Come on, man. You’re barely fridge material.


 

Teddy: All I had to do was change the damn toner and I wouldn’t be in none of this.
The Man from Toronto: Yeah, but you didn’t put the toner in the printer, and you’re here now, yeah? Stop living in your imagination. That’s for Mr. Green to do.


 

The Man from Toronto: You’re going to go in there, and you’re going to give him your scariest look, and you’re going to complete the mission, or you have no idea what I’m going to do to you.
Teddy: [as he farts] My bad.


 

The Man from Toronto: [as Teddy embraces him] Don’t ever touch me like that again.


 

The Man from Toronto: [to Teddy] You got this. Game face. Not s**t face. Game face.


 

Teddy: Are you familiar with reverse psychology?
Green Guy: No.
Teddy: That’s right. The answer’s no. Because if you did know, the tactic that I just employed, dropping my utensils on the floor, making me seem incompetent. It was all just a ploy to get into their heads. Mind games. And I got a lot of them. Mixing stuff up is what I love to do. Question is, who am I going to do it to first?


 

Teddy: [over earpiece] Come on. I can’t do this.
The Man from Toronto: We can’t afford for you to Teddy this one. Get up from under that table. Wave the knives around. Don’t be a wuss.


 

Teddy: Looks like there’s going to be some human a** on a hibachi grill tonight at Teddyhanas.


 

The Man from Toronto: [as Teddy is about to vomit] Swallow it.
The Man from Toronto: [as Teddy vomits] You are a train wreck.


 

The Man from Toronto: Are you familiar with DARPA?
Green Guy: Obviously.
Teddy: I am. Had it two times. Once in the back of my neck. One time on the back of my knees.
Green Guy: DARPA, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
Teddy: That’s not what I had. I had a ringworm.


 

The Man from Toronto: It’s not me you need to worry about. They have your photo. They know who you are. You have no choice.
Teddy: I do have a choice. And I choose not to be you anymore. I’m done.


 

Teddy: He’s shooting at me! I’m getting light-headed!
The Man from Toronto: You are experiencing a lack of oxygen to the brain.
Teddy: Will you stop diagnosing me and just kill the guy!


 

Teddy: Ow! You shot me in the a**!
The Man from Toronto: Your a** got in my way.


 

The Man from Toronto: You know, I’m surprised how taut this non-contact makes the buns.
Teddy: I told you, man, it’s all cardio. It’s really about giving your body the best chance to succeed. I got a good look at you though. You got some nice ones too.


 

The Man from Toronto: You think you know me? I know you. I looked at your little online gym channel. Seven views. With one upload three years ago, and seven views.
Teddy: Yeah. Three comments.


 

The Man from Toronto: You think that low toner got you into this situation? No. Never doing what you say you’re going to do is what got you into this situation. Being afraid. Not being able to follow through. Not having the guts. You know? You literally fight air. The only thing you ever landed was that poor woman who calls herself your wife. And I get the feeling you’re about to Teddy that.


 

The Man from Toronto: By the way, I’ve been waiting to check this place out. It’s got durian sorbet on the menu.
Teddy: What the hell is durian?


 

Teddy: [to Toronto] Hey, you want to hold on to the thumb or you want to check it?


 

Lori: [referring to Toronto] Who is this?
Teddy: This is the Man from Equinox.


 

Teddy: Alright, stop. Don’t even panic. That’s his way of telling you he’s taken. He’s got a lady. Her name’s Debora.
The Man from Toronto: Well, actually, Debora is a 1969 Dodge Charger 440 R/T.
Teddy: Come again? What did you say? Debora’s a car?
Anne: The 440 R/T is not just a car. With eight cylinders of big block, high torque horsepower, it’s a weapon.


 

The Man from Toronto: Do you think Anne likes me?
Teddy: What? What are you talking about?
The Man from Toronto: I was dancing.
Teddy: Hey! Snap out of it, man! He’s trying to kill us! Now, I need you to go back to being the killer you are, and I need you to understand that we are in trouble!


 

The Man from Miami: I still can’t believe you stored a human thumb in a Cheese Puffs bag.
Teddy: The Cheese Puffs bag is what’s throwing you off?
The Man from Miami: Yeah.
The Man from Toronto: I mean, if you think about it, the preservatives are keeping the thumb intact.
Teddy: Nobody’s thinking about that.


 

Teddy: You okay, man?
The Man from Toronto: I was better before you shot me in my leg.
Teddy: It was an accident. I’m sorry. Sorry.
The Man from Toronto: Yeah. I bet.


 

The Man from Toronto: You’re driving.
Teddy: You want me to steal a cop car? You don’t see the irony in that? Asking a Black man to steal a cop car.
The Man from Toronto: Get in that car, right now!


 

The Man from Toronto: I wanted to break the cycle.
Teddy: Sorry, man.
The Man from Toronto: But after I set the man free, he went on a rampage.
Teddy: Yeah, but how would you know he was going to do that?
The Man from Toronto: He said, “If you set me free, I’m going to go on a rampage.”


 

Teddy: You’re just like me, man. You’re scared.
The Man from Toronto: I promise you, on my honor, no one gets killed tonight. I mean, as near as you can predict these things. But I need you to be me one last time.


 

Teddy: [referring to Toronto] Put the guns down. You’re making him nervous. He’s got a bad stomach when he’s around weapons.


 

Teddy: You smell that? Because I do. It’s people trying to play games with the Man from Toronto. You don’t play with me! I do the playing!
The Handler: This is all a mistake.
Teddy: You’re a mistake! This is all pig sex! Now, who’s ready to oink?


 

Agent Lawrence: You saved the world tonight.
Teddy: And I lost mine.


 

The Man from Toronto: [as he looks at his car] Don’t look at me that way, Deb. You’re a bad influence on me.


 

Teddy: You came back for me.
The Man from Toronto: Yeah, the thought of you dead just didn’t sit right. I think I’m going soft.


 

Teddy: Who the hell are they?
The Man from Toronto: The Men from Tacoma Brothers.
Teddy: You done picked a fight with some people from the medieval time.


 

The Man from Toronto: You threw my second favorite gun.
Teddy: Because it was out of bullets.
The Man from Toronto: Yeah, so is this, but I had backup bullets.
Teddy: I didn’t!


 

The Man from Moscow: You are dead man, Toronto.
Teddy: Who the hell is that?
The Man from Toronto: The Man from Moscow.


 

Teddy: Stop!
The Man from Tacoma: Why?
Teddy: Because you’re about to get a dose of my first contact.


 

The Man from Miami: Looks like you’ve cashed your last check, Toronto.
The Man from Toronto: You practice these lines in front of a mirror?
The Man from Miami: You recite that 18th century poetry in the mirror?


 

The Man from Toronto: You saved my life.
Teddy: I broke my hand. Yeah, that ain’t normal.


 

The Handler: [to Toronto] You know, there is nothing sadder than a hard man gone soft.


 

Teddy: You said, “Don’t pull the lever.”
The Man from Toronto: There’s a lever?
Teddy: Yes, there’s a lever.
The Man from Toronto: Pull that lever.
Teddy: You said, “Never lever.”
The Man from Toronto: Sometimes lever. Like now.


 

Teddy: [to Toronto] I did that? Okay, well, I hope you’re happy. I boiled a goddamn white woman because of you.


 

The Man from Toronto: I think you just made human tempura.
Teddy: I mean, look. All killing aside, it’s just me and you here, so I can admit, it don’t smell bad. This air smells like gas though. Not like a** gas, but like gas, like fuel. Right? Gas in her jacket or something.
The Man from Toronto: Oh, s**t.
The Man from Toronto: You do smell it.
[the warehouse explodes]


 

Teddy: You blew up a warehouse.
The Man from Toronto: We blew up a warehouse.


 

Teddy: I don’t have many people that I can open up to, man. These last couple of days, well, it’s been, well, I can’t say it’s been good. But in some type of like, in some kind of weird way, you’ve somehow managed to inspire me. Through all this that we’ve been through, you got me wanting to be better, man. I mean, I hope, I’m hoping that I’ve had like the same effect on you, you know? Maybe we can be friends after this, stay in each other’s life. I don’t want to get emotional, but I feel like there’s a poss…
[he turns to see Toronto is gone]


 

The Man from Tokyo: Where is your friend?
Teddy: Who are you?
The Man from Tokyo: Man from Tokyo. I’m here to kill Toronto.
Teddy: I don’t have time.


 

Teddy: [as Toronto knocks Tokyo out with his car] When will this cycle of violence end?
The Man from Toronto: It ends right now. After I finish off this poser.


 

Teddy: You’re going to let me take Debora?
The Man from Toronto: Yeah. Yeah. I’ll find you. Hey. Two things. First thing, you so much as scratch her, I kill you. Second thing…
Teddy: Don’t forget the first thing. I already know.


 

Lori: [one year later, at Toronto’s restaurant] Do you remember when we met him, how he couldn’t even make eye contact? Now he’s in his element.
Anne: I know. Turns out Mr. Tall, Dark and Scary is all bark and no bite.
Teddy: I feel he’s turned over a new leaf. He’s over that frozen bear on the lake thing.
Anne: Oh, totally over that bear thing.


 

The Man from Toronto: I want Debora back.
Teddy: The chassis was cut in half. The engine practically evaporated. She’s gone.
The Man from Toronto: That’s your problem.
Teddy: Cut the s**t!
Teddy: [as Toronto starts to strangle him] Ow! I can’t believe you actually did it!


 

Teddy: Welcome to Teddy box. I, of course, am Teddy Jackson, and guess what? Here, the only opponent is yourself. Don’t you forget it.


 

The Man from Toronto: [over phone, as Teddy is live online] I miss her.
Teddy: Quite sure you miss her for good reason, sir. Whoever she is.
The Man from Toronto: You know damn well who. Debora. You killed her.
Teddy: Oh, stop that. Not while we’re live. You don’t tell anybody they killed somebody, especially without proof. That’s what we call a strong accusation. Not true at all.
The Man from Toronto: Maybe I should come down there and non-contact your face.


 

The Man from Toronto: I’m not in Toronto, Teddy.
Teddy: What does that mean? What are you saying? Where are you?
The Man from Toronto: I’m standing outside.
Teddy: Oh, f***.

 


 

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