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Starring: Margot Robbie, Idris Elba, Viola Davis, Sylvester Stallone, John Cena, Joel Kinnaman, Jai Courtney, Peter Capaldi, Alice Braga, Pete Davidson, David Dastmalchian, Michael Rooker, Nathan Fillion, Daniela Melchior, Sean Gunn, Flula Borg, Mayling Ng
OUR RATING: ★★★★☆
DC Comics antihero team reboot written and directed by James Gunn. The Suicide Squad (2021) centers on Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) reassembling the team, with members old and new, who are sent as members of Task Force X to the South American island of Corto Maltes.
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Amanda Waller: [to Savant] You know the deal. Successfully complete the mission, you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.
Doctor Fitzgibbon: Good dog.
Amanda Waller: We are a black ops unit. Meaning, nothing you see here ever happened.
Colonel Rick Flag: Savant. Or would you rather be called Durlin?
Savant: I’d rather not be called at all. But I’ll do anything to get out of this hellhole.
Colonel Rick Flag: Well, welcome to “anything”.
Savant: So this is the famous Suicide Squad.
Colonel Rick Flag: Well, we consider that term degrading. The official term is Task Force X. And love them or hate them, these are your brothers and sisters for the next few days.
Colonel Rick Flag: Captain Boomerang. Blackguard. Mongal. Javelin. TDK. Weasel. And, of course…
Harley Quinn: Hey, guys. Ssorry I’m late. Had to go number two.
Colonel Rick Flag: Good to know.
Captain Boomerang: What are you doing back in prison, Harls?
Harley Quinn: I got road rage. In a bank.
Flo Crawley: What does Savant do again?
Emilia Harcourt: It’s Brian Durlin. He’s an expert in weapons and hand-to-hand combat.
Flo Crawley: Yeah, well, I’m putting twenty on him that he’s going to bite it.
Emilia Harcourt: Me too. And Weasel, Boomer, and Mongal.
Flo Crawley: Is Mongal an alien, or some type of god?
Captain Boomerang: We’re in a butcher’s freezer, Harls. Surrounded by dead hogs hanging on hooks. Only they don’t know it yet.
Harley Quinn: [referring to Savant] Leave him alone, Boomer.
Javelin: Your name is TDK, correct?
Javelin: And it stands for what?
T.D.K.: It stands for me. It’s what a name is.
Javelin: Your name is letters?
Captain Boomerang: All names are letters, d**khead.
Harley Quinn: I love your accent.
Javelin: American women all love accents.
Harley Quinn: We do. Because we don’t got none.
Blackguard: Is this thing a dog?
Captain Boomerang: A dog?
Captain Boomerang: What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?
Blackguard: I don’t know. I’m not familiar with all the breeds.
T.D.K.: I’m going to go with Afghan Hound.
Captain Boomerang: Since when does an Afghan Hound have bloody thumbs?
Harley Quinn: Oh, my God! Is it a werewolf? I’ve wanted to meet a werewolf forever!
Blackguard: Yoh, they sat me next to a werewolf?!
T.D.K.: That’s not right.
Blackguard: Yoh, let me out. I do not f*** with werewolves.
Colonel Rick Flag: Hey, hey, he’s not a werewolf, okay! He’s a weasel. He’s harmless. I mean, he’s not harmless. He’s killed twenty-seven children. But, you know, we got him to, I think he’s agreed to do this.
Savant: The Weasel is dead! I repeat, the Weasel is dead.
Emilia Harcourt: Zero-two-two-seven is wide open.
John Economos: Colonel, dispatch The Detachable Kid.
Colonel Rick Flag: TDK, two o’clock!
Harley Quinn: TDK is The Detachable Kid? What the f***?
Colonel Rick Flag: I didn’t pick the damn team!
John Economos: Who the f*** is Bloodsport?
Amanda Waller: Robert DuBois. A world-class marksman. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a mercenary who trained his son to kill from the moment he was born. He’s in prison for putting Superman in the ICU with a kryptonite bullet.
Bloodsport: Next time you want to nick something, you take a partner, and they can be your lookout.
Tyla: That’s your advice?
Tyla: You’re a terrible father.
Tyla: I can’t believe you don’t care that I stole, only that I got caught!
Bloodsport: I don’t only care that you got caught, I care that you got caught for stealing something as stupid as a f***ing TV watch!
Tyla: It does other things too!
Bloodsport: But nothing that your phone can’t f***ing do! It’s embarrassing!
Tyla: No, what’s f***ing embarrassing is having you as my father.
Bloodsport: To get me to lead your s**te f***ing mission, you’re going to send my fourteen year-old daughter to prison?
Amanda Waller: No. Your daughter is sixteen, DuBois. You’re a real father of the year.
Amanda Waller: You have the military experience necessary, and everything in your psychological profile tells me you have what it takes to be a leader.
Bloodsport: No, I’m no f***ing leader!
Amanda Waller: Then I’ll make you one. Are you in, or out? Good. Let’s meet your team.
Amanda Waller: Each member of the team is chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities. This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon. His father was a soldier who trained his son how to kill from the moment
he was born.
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Bloodsport: You just said each member of the team is chosen for their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do.
Peacemaker: But better.
Bloodsport: I always hit my targets dead center.
Peacemaker: I hit them more in the center.
Bloodsport: Well, you can’t hit something more in a center.
Peacemaker: I use smaller bullets.
Peacemaker: They go inside your bullet holes without even touching the side.
Bloodsport: [referring to King Shark] Does it talk?
King Shark: Book read.
Peacemaker: Book’s upside down. See that? It’s pretending to read a book.
King Shark: So smart, me. Enjoy book so much.
Amanda Waller: Be a mite careful, as he’s developed a taste for human meat.
Amanda Waller: Next, we have Cleo Cazo, Ratcatcher 2.
Peacemaker: What, we couldn’t afford Ratcatcher 1?
Amanda Waller: He’s dead. This is his daughter.
Bloodsport: [referring to the rat, Sebastian] Oh, no way. That’s not coming with us.
Amanda Waller: She controls rats.
Bloodsport: I know, I caught that. It’s a disgusting superpower.
Ratcatcher 2: This is Sebastian. Say hello, Sebastian.
Bloodsport: [Sebastian waves] I’m not shaking the rat’s hand.
Peacemaker: Polka Dot Man. What’s he do, throw polka dots at people? He does. He throws polka dots at people.
Peacemaker: Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there’s any connection?
Amanda Waller: No.
Peacemaker: [writes in his notes] “No connection.”
Amanda Waller: Nanaue.
King Shark: [puts up his hand] Hand.
Amanda Waller: Yes. That is your hand, Nanaue. Very good.
Bloodsport: We’re all going to die.
Polka-Dot Man: I hope so.
Bloodsport: Oh, for f***’s sake.
Peacemaker: How we getting in? Especially with Charlie the Tuna here.
Bloodsport: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Peacemaker: You’re the leader. You’re supposed to be decisive.
Bloodsport: And I’ve decided that you should eat a big bag of d**ks. How’s that?
Peacemaker: You’re being facetious. But if this whole beach was completely covered in d**ks, and somebody said I had to eat every d**k until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo.
Ratcatcher 2: Why would someone put p**ises all over the beach?
Peacemaker: Who knows why madmen do what they do?
Javelin: [as he’s dying] You are the only one fit to carry my javelin. Carry it for…
Harley Quinn: [slaps Javelin after he takes his last breath] Carry it for who? For what? What the heck? Who am I supposed to carry it for?
Bloodsport: How deep of a sleeper are you?
Ratcatcher 2: I was having the most wonderful dream.
Peacemaker: If it was you about to be eaten by King Shark, then you’re psychic.
Ratcatcher 2: I don’t believe he would do that. He has very kind eyes.
King Shark: [as he sees Sebastian] Hungry.
Ratcatcher 2: You b****rd!
Bloodsport: I have a thing with rats.
Ratcatcher 2: You have a thing with rats?
Ratcatcher 2: And you’re on a team with me?
Bloodsport: Not something I asked for!
Bloodsport: Why the f*** are you in your underwear? Tighty-whities? Really?
Peacemaker: Now, that’s just racist.
Bloodsport: No. It’s not racist. They’re tighty-whities.
Emilia Harcourt: Bloodsport’s got a rat phobia.
Amanda Waller: What? You didn’t tell me you had a fear of rats, DuBois?
Bloodsport: I’m an assassin! Why would I share my liabilities?
Ratcatcher 2: [referring to Sebastian] Aw. He’s offering you a pretty leaf to show you he means no harm.
Bloodsport: Why the f*** would I want a leaf?