Starring: Margot Robbie, Idris Elba, Viola Davis, Sylvester Stallone, John Cena, Joel Kinnaman, Jai Courtney, Peter Capaldi, Alice Braga, Pete Davidson, David Dastmalchian, Michael Rooker, Nathan Fillion, Daniela Melchior, Sean Gunn, Flula Borg, Mayling Ng
Story:
DC Comics antihero team reboot written and directed by James Gunn. The Suicide Squad (2021) centers on Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) reassembling the team, with members old and new, who are sent as members of Task Force X to the South American island of Corto Maltes.
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We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Man: Robert DuBois. He’s in prison for putting Superman in the ICU with a Kryptonite bullet.
Bloodsport: I’m not joining your suicide squad.
Amanda Waller: We’ll see.
Tyla: [to Bloodsport] My court date is coming up, and Miss Waller said maybe you could help me out.
Bloodsport: You’re threatening my daughter!
Amanda Waller: Everyone, stand down.
Emilia Harcourt: Miss Waller, I don’t think that…
Amanda Waller: Stand down!
Amanda Waller: [to Bloodsport] I wouldn’t take such extreme measures if this mission went more important than you could possibly imagine. Are you in, or out? Good. Let’s meet your team.
Amanda Waller: Each member was chosen for his or her own completely unique set of abilities.
Thinker: Super villains. Sad cells in costumes. Wanting you to think they’re all dark and deep. What’s it like, living life as a punchline? But all it would take would be one blessed act of rebellion for you to restore your dignity in its entirety.
Rick Flag: Love them or hate them, these are your brothers and sisters for the next few days.
Peacemaker: You got to be kidding me. You’re going to risk the entire mission for a mental defective dressed as a court jester.
Bloodsport: This coming from a guy that wears a toilet seat on his head?
Rick Flag: We don’t leave one of our own behind.
Rick Flag: Alright. Enter through the third floor, and then down to the cellar where they usually keep their detainees. Hopefully Harley’s still alive.
Peacemaker: It’s not a toilet seat. It’s a beacon of freedom!
Amanda Waller: No funny business. Colonel, these are dangerous people.
Rick Flag: Fire on three, two…
Harley Quinn: What are you guys doing?
Amanda Waller: What?
Rick Flag: You. We’re here to save you.
Harley Quinn: You were going to save me?
Rick Flag: It was a really good plan too.
Harley Quinn: Well, I can go back inside, and you can still do it.
Bloodsport: That’s patronizing.
Harley Quinn: I’m so sorry. Harley Quinn.
Bloodsport: Bloodsport.
Amanda Waller: Your mission is to destroy every trace of something known only as Project Starfish. Any questions?
Peacemaker: Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. You think there’s any connection?
Amanda Waller: No.
Peacemaker: [writes in his notes] “No.”
Amanda Waller: You know the deal. Successfully complete the mission, you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull. Any questions?
King Shark: [puts up his hand] Hand.
Amanda Waller: Yes. That is your hand. Very good.
Bloodsport: We’re all going to die.
Polka-Dot Man: I hope so.
Bloodsport: Oh, for f***’s sake.
Savant: So this is the famous Suicide Squad.
Harley Quinn: Hey, guys. Sorry I’m late. I had to go number two.
Rick Flag: Good to know.
Blackguard: Is this thing a dog?
Captain Boomerang: A dog? What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?
T.D.K.: I’m going to go with Afghan Hound.
Harley Quinn: Oh, my God! It’s a werewolf?
Blackguard: Yoh, they sat me next to a werewolf! Yoh, let me out!
Rick Flag: He’s not a werewolf! Okay! He’s a weasel! He’s harmless. I mean, he’s not harmless. He’s killed twenty-seven children, but, you know.
Rick Flag: [to Thinker] Here’s the deal. We fail the mission, you die.
Bloodsport: We find out any information you give us is false, you die.
Harley Quinn: If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.
Rick Flag: What? No.
Harley Quinn: If you cough without covering your mouth…
Rick Flag: Harley. Although that isn’t an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.
Bloodsport: Alright. Let’s get it.
Thinker: This is suicide.
Rick Flag: Well, that’s kind of our thing.
Peacemaker: What’s the plan?
Bloodsport: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Peacemaker: You’re the leader. You’re supposed to be decisive.
Bloodsport: Then I’ve decided that you should eat a big bag of d**ks.
Peacemaker: If this whole beach was completely covered in d**ks, and somebody said I had to eat every d**k until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo.
Ratcatcher II: Why would someone put p**ises all over the beach?
Peacemaker: Who knows why mad men do what they do?
Peacemaker: Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.
Ratcatcher II: They call you Peacemaker.
Peacemaker: I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many, men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.
Ratcatcher II: [turns to Polka-Dot Man] I thought you were the crazy one.
Polka-Dot Man: I am.
Polka-Dot Man: I’m a superhero!
Rick Flag: Ratatouille, what do you got?
King Shark: Bird.
Rick Flag: Nanaue. Say off the comm.
Harley Quinn: I love the rain. It’s like angels are splooging all over us.
Bloodsport: Don’t you worry, yeah? I’m going to get you out of here alive.
Ratcatcher II: I’m going to get you out of here alive.
John Economos: Oh, my God! We’ve got a freaking Kaiju up in this s**t.
Tyla: [sees Bloodsport on TV] That’s my dad.
Emilia Harcourt: Zero-two-two-seven is wide open.
John Economos: Colonel, dispatch The Detachable Kid.
Rick Flag: TDK, two o’clock!
Harley Quinn: TDK is The Detachable Kid? What the f***?
Rick Flag: I didn’t pick the damn team!
Camila: There’s clothes in the box. It’s for all of you, so you can blend in. That said, the walking tiberon is going to have to stay out of sight.
Nanaue: I wear disguise.
Ratcatcher II: Oh, you’re going to wear a disguise?
Nanaue: Ci.
Peacemaker: Hey, he’s learning Spanish.
Ratcatcher II: And what kind of disguise?
Nanaue: Fake mustache.
Bloodsport: Yeah. Fake mustache isn’t going to cut it. You still look exactly like yourself.
Peacemaker: That’s the worst fake mustache I’ve ever seen.
Bloodsport: But if you’d fooled us, we’d have to kill you. A shark shaped bloke with a mustache creeping up on us like that.
Nanaue: F***!
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