Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Bobby Soto, Cinthya Carmona, George Lopez


Crime drama written and directed by David Ayer. The story follows two tax collectors, David (Bobby Soto) and Creeper (Shia LaBeouf), who work for a crime lord named Wizard, collecting his cut from the profits of local gangs. But when Wizard’s old rival returns to Los Angeles from Mexico, his entire business is upended, and David is put in a fight to protect his family.


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We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now here’s a small selection.




Creeper: You heard of me?
[Victor nods]
Creeper: What have you heard?
Victor: I heard you’re the devil.
Creeper: I might be.


David: [to Victor] Every gang in LA has to pay their taxes. If your stack’s short, go rob a bank. Rob your own mother. There’s no excuses. Do not test that.


[to David and Creeper]
Man: You guys look like a couple of monsters.


David: We’re going to hell, man.
Creeper: Yeah, but I’m at peace with that.


Woman: What’s up Johnny Cash? How about that time you gave me like three different STDs?
Creeper: Are you kidding?
David: She’s kidding. She’s kidding!


Creeper: [to David] You’ve got your wife. You’ve got your kids. You’ve got your cash flow.


Creeper: We’re supposed to terrorize the herd. That’s my function.
David: God allows me to walk through the darkness and come back into the light.


David: What did you see in me?
Alexis: I thought you were this big bad gangster.


Creeper: If you’re taxing forty-three different streets gangs, that’s thousands of dudes in the most violent subculture in Los Angeles.


Creeper: Open your mouth!
[puts his gun in the man’s mouth]
David: He’ll splatter your brains, and I don’t want that.
Creeper: I do. I want that.


Alexis: [to David] The account’s short.


David: Who are you?
Necio: I’m the future, and you’re the past.


Necio: [to David] We got your kids. You want to buy them back?


David: They took my kids, man.
Creeper: I’ll ride with you until the wheels fall off.


Creeper: [to David] You don’t think he wants to spill blood? He wants to cut your heart out.


Alexis: [to David] You can’t run, or what’s left?


Creeper: I got three-eighty on each ankle, thirty-eight on my right, twenty-five on my left, chopper in the trunk, Glock on my belt. I’m on it.


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