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Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, Natalie Portman, Christian Bale, Chris Pratt, Jaimie Alexander, Pom Klementieff, Dave Bautista, Karen Gillan, Sean Gunn, Jeff Goldblum, Vin Diesel

OUR RATING: ★★☆☆☆

Story:

MCU superhero fantasy action adventure sequel directed and co-written by Taika Waititi. Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) follows Thor (Chris Hemsworth), whose quest to find inner peace is interrupted by Gorr the God Butcher (Christian Bale), a galactic killer who seeks the extinction of all gods. To combat the threat, Thor enlists the help of King Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson), Korg (Taika Waititi), and ex-girlfriend Jane Foster (Natalie Portman), who, to Thor’s surprise, inexplicably wields his magical hammer, Mjolnir, and has become the Mighty Thor. Together, they embark upon a cosmic adventure to uncover the mystery of the God Butcher’s vengeance and stop him before it’s too late.

Read the movie review here.

 

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'If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love. They'll tell you exactly who you are.' - Peter Quill (Thor: Love and Thunder) Click To Tweet

 

Best Quotes


 

Gorr: I am Gorr, the last of your disciples. We have lost everything, my lord. The land is dry. All life is lost. But our faith in you never wavered, and now we await the promise of the eternal reward. Is this why you celebrate?
Rapu: He thinks there’s an eternal reward. No. No, sorry. There’s no eternal reward for you, dog!


 

Gorr: But, my lord, your empire has already ended. There’s no one left to worship you.
Rapu: There’ll be more followers to replace you. There always are.


 

Gorr: We have suffered, and we have starved. My daughter died in your name.
Rapu: And well you should. Suffering for your gods is your only purpose. There’s nothing for you after death. Except death.
Gorr: You are no god. I renounce you.


 

Rapu: The sword chose you. You are now cursed!
Gorr: Funny. It doesn’t feel like a curse. Feels like a promise. So, this is my vow. All gods will die.


 

Korg: Come, come, gather round. And listen to the legend of the Space Viking. AKA, the God of Thunder. AKA, Thor Odinson. Raised in the way of the warrior, Thor was taught to help win battles, fighting the good fight for those who can’t fight good. He grew, and he grew, and he grew. He was sensitive, like a smile. And his loving nature did not discriminate. He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista. Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman on a Woman Wolf. But Thor’s one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda. Oh, wait. No. Jane Foster. But sadly, in the battle for love, Thor lost. In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days. His mum. His dad. And that guy. And that guy. And whoever that is. And Heimdall. And his brother. And his brother, again. And again.


 

Korg: Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode. And then he said, “What have I done?” It seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost. And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod, so it could never be broken again. But just because he was done loving, didn’t mean he was done fighting. He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy and set off on some classic Thor adventures.


 

Korg: He got in shape. Putting in the hard yards. Turning pains into gains, and never skipping leg day. He went from Dad Bod to God Bod. But beneath his God Bod, there was still a Sad Bod just trying to get out. Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years couldn’t hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside. So he gave up his search for love, accepting that he was only good for one thing. Waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say, “Thor, we need your help to win this battle.”


 

Rocket: Well, well, look who it is.
Thor: How are we doing, guys?
Drax: Terrible! We’re all about to die.
Rocket: You said this planet would be a relaxing holiday.
Thor: I said it was going to be like a relaxing holiday. But look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn. What could be more relaxing than that?
Rocket: An actual holiday!

 

'He went from Dad Bod to God Bod. But beneath his God Bod, there was still a Sad Bod just trying to get out. Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.' Click To Tweet

 

Thor: King Yakan, tell them what happened here today. Tell of the time that Thor, and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperadoes, turned the tide of the battle, and etched their names in history. For the odds may be against us, but I’ll tell you this for free.
Peter Quill: Here it comes.
Thor: This ends here and now!


 

Thor: [as the temple is suddenly collapses behind him] Well done, everybody. We can collectively take credit for that because we worked as a team. We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy with minimal loss or damage. What a classic Thor adventure!


 

Jane Foster: You ever see Event Horizon?
Chemo Ward Patient: No.
Jane Foster: Interstellar?
Chemo Ward Patient: No.
Jane Foster: That movie explains everything really clearly. Alright. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge folds space, so that point A and point B coexist in space and time. Like that.
Chemo Ward Patient: You just ruined your own book.
Jane Foster: Yeah, but now you understand wormholes. Watch those movies.


 

Jane Foster: [referring to her cancer] It’s not that serious.
Darcy Lewis: Jane, it’s Stage Four.
Jane Foster: Out of like how many stages?
Darcy Lewis: Four.
Jane Foster: That we know about.

 

'The goats are going to be fine. If not, we can just use them for meat! Meeting people. They're a great conversation starter.' - Thor (Thor: Love and Thunder) Click To Tweet

 

Darcy Lewis: You’re not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you, so let me translate. Slow down. You need your energy to fight this thing.
Jane Foster: I’ll fight it my way, okay?
Darcy Lewis: Well, FYI, “my way” does not have to equal “alone in a lab”.


 

Darcy Lewis: Maybe it’s time to play the Space Viking card.
Jane Foster: It’s not a card.
Darcy Lewis: Yes, it is.
Jane Foster: There’s no card.
Darcy Lewis: There’s a card. It’s tall, it’s blond, and it’s gorgeous.
Jane Foster: It’s a handsome card.


 

King Valkyrie: Smell like a king, because you’re worthy. Old Spice.


 

King Yakan: In return for your service, please accept these gifts. As is tradition, the protectors of our world are bestowed with great beasts.
Korg: Giant goats!

 

'I found love. And yeah, it got taken from me, and god, that hurts. But that s**tty feeling is better than feeling empty. My hope for you is that one day, you will find something to make you feel this s**tty.' - Peter Quill Click To Tweet

 

King Yakan: Don’t forget the goats. Which you accepted, and now must take with you. No backsies.
Thor: Aw. They are beautiful.
Korg: Yes, they are beautiful. They also scream quite a lot.


 

Thor: Goats didn’t eat the remote. Don’t be ridiculous.
Rocket: Well, I ain’t digging through their crap.
Drax: I love them! They should live with us forever!


 

Thor: The goats are going to be fine. If not, we can just use them for meat! Meeting people. They’re a great conversation starter.


 

Peter Quill: [to Thor] After thousands of years of living, you don’t seem to know who the hell you are. I’ve been lost before. But then I found meaning, I found love. And yeah, it got taken from me, and god, that hurts. But that s**tty feeling is better than feeling empty. My hope for you is that one day, you will find something to make you feel this s**tty.

 

'It's better to feel s**tty from losing love than it is to never experience love, and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty.' - Thor (Thor: Love and Thunder) Click To Tweet

 

Thor: I have loved before. It didn’t work out. They either die a grismal death, or they dump you with a handwritten letter. I don’t know which is worse, but it’s why I keep everyone at arm’s length.


 

Thor: To ease the pain, why don’t you take this ship here as a parting farewell gift?
Peter Quill: Oh, you’re giving me my ship?
Thor: Yes, she’s yours. May you make as many memories with her as I have. She’s a temperamental old lass. Will serve you well in a tight pickle.


 

Thor: Goodbye, old friend. A human handshake, to the Asgardian shake. Into the snake that you cannot trust.
Peter Quill: You’re really dragging this out.
Thor: And finish with the classic Asgardian high one.
[the touch their index fingers together]


 

Peter Quill: Remember what I told you. If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love. They’ll tell you exactly who you are.
Peter Quill: [as Thor tries to look into his eyes] Alright. Bye.
Thor: For what it’s worth, let’s cling to the good memories. We Asgardians say, “May you travel with the speed of Odin’s ravens. I’ll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead and…” They’re gone.
Korg: Alone again. Just me and you.


 

Sif: I want to die a warrior’s death. On the battlefield. In battle. And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
Thor: Oh, I hate to break it to you, but for a warrior to get into Valhalla, you have to die in the battle. You survived.
Sif: Oh, s**t.
Thor: Maybe your arm is in Valhalla.


 

Thor: Mjolnir! It’s me, Thor. Have you seen my hammer? Mjolnir, here, boy. Mjolnir? Mjolnir.
Thor: [just as he’s about to grab it, it flies into Jane’s hand] You’re back!

 

'None of us know how long we have. We don't know what tomorrow holds. And Mjolnir, Mjolnir chose you. And it chose you because you're worthy. And that's something.' - Thor (Thor: Love and Thunder) Click To Tweet

 

Thor: Enough tomfoolery. Why don’t you take off that mask and reveal yourself? Come on.
Jane Foster: [reveals her face] Hey.
Thor: Jane?


 

Korg: Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane. He was a God of Thunder, and she, a woman of science. And although they were from different worlds, somehow, it just made sense. And together they embarked on a journey of love. Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior. And Jane taught Thor the way of the people. And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper. And love that deep has a way of becoming magical.


 

Korg: Thor set his sights toward a future and all it might hold. But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life. And although Jane didn’t want to admit it, she was scared of loss as well. And so, they built walls between them. Thor got busy saving humanity. And Jane got busy doing the same. Real busy. And eventually, the space between them grew and grew until it became too wide to bear. Something had to give. And then, one night, it did give. Jane wrote a note. And Thor read that note. And their legend suddenly became myth. Or so they thought.


 

Thor: [as Gorr points the sword at his neck] Hey. Is that the Necrosword? That’s cool. I’ve only ever read about it in stories.
Gorr: Then you know this is going to hurt.
Thor: Pain. What is pain but a construct invented by the weak? Okay. That’s very sharp!

 

'You seek love.' - Thor, 'Love? Why should I seek love?' - Gorr, 'Because it's all any of us want.' - Thor (Thor: Love and Thunder) Click To Tweet

 

Jane Foster: Quite a reunion, huh?
Thor: You’re telling me.
Jane Foster: What’s it been? Like, three, four years?
Thor: Eight years, seven months, and six days.


 

Thor: [as Jane walks away] I suppose we both left and both got left. Now you’re leaving again.


 

Korg: So, that’s the ex-girlfriend, is it?
Thor: The old ex-girlfriend.
Korg: Jodie Foster.
Thor: Jane foster.
Korg: The one that got away.
Thor: The one that got away.
Korg: That means escaped.
Thor: Yeah. Yeah.

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Korg: It must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend and your ex-hammer hanging out and getting on so well.
Korg: [as Thor tries to summon Mjölnir] What are you up to, bro?
Thor: Come. Come to daddy. Come on. Mjolnir.
Thor: [as Stormbreaker comes to him] Hey, there you are. Hey. I was just calling you.


 

Thor: My friends, we must not quarrel. In times like this, we need to unite, come together. I see what’s happening here. You’re afraid. Scared. Afraid. Anxious. If we are to find the children, we must first look within ourselves. I’m sorry. Miek, it’s very hard to give a rousing speech with the noise.


 

Korg: Oh, bae, your cape’s on fire.
Thor: It’s fine. It’ll grow back.


 

King Valkyrie: So basically, we’re up against a cursed, shadow-zombie kidnapper. Awesome. When do we leave?


 

Korg: Floating head alert.
King Valkyrie: It’s Astrid. Heimdall’s son.
Thor: Astrid, are you okay?
Axl: I no longer go by the name Astrid. I’m now known as Axl. He’s a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth.
Korg: G N’ R.


 

Thor: Listen, I’ve got a plan, okay? I’m putting together a really, really good team. We’ve got Uncle Korg, King Valkyrie, my ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole other story I won’t bore you with, okay? But it is a top-notch team, and we’re going to have you home before you know it.


 

Jane Foster: Well then, if it’s color we need, let’s bring the rainbow.
Thor: “Bring the rainbow.” Is that a catchphrase or something?
King Valkyrie: She’s only been a Thor for a minute. I mean, saving lives she’s quite good at. But the rest of it, she needs work.
Thor: How many catchphrases have there been?
King Valkyrie: A lot.


 

Thor: We need reinforcements. We must raise an army.
King Valkyrie: Are you thinking what I think you’re thinking?
Thor: I’m thinking it.
Jane Foster: What are we thinking?
Korg: Thinking what?
King Valkyrie: I’m thinking it too.
Thor, Valkyrie: Omnipotence City.


 

Jane Foster: Did you say Zeus?
Thor: Yeah, Zeus.
Jane Foster: Like the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus?
Thor: I’m not sure if he has a second name.


 

Korg: Do you think my god will be there, Ninny of the Nonny?
Thor: Oh, you never know, Korg. But if they are, we’ll ask them to join our team.


 

Thor: So, how did you guys get together? How did this happen?
Jane Foster: I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me.
Thor: Ah! Did it?


 

Jane Foster: You think I really should be coming? I’m not getting any better.
King Valkyrie: You’re a Thor. Of course, you should come. Besides, what else are you going to do? You’re a Viking now. Means you pretty much have to die in battle, and it needs to be devastatingly painful. Otherwise, you don’t get into Valhalla. That’s my plan.


 

Jane Foster: What about, you know, kinging and stuff?
King Valkyrie: I love being king. I love my people, but it’s all meetings and raven-mail, and meetings that could’ve been raven-mail. I miss fighting. I miss my sisters. Which is why you need to come, because I need one.


 

Jane Foster: Are you packed?
King Valkyrie: Yes!
Jane Foster: A hand grenade?
King Valkyrie: No. It’s a portable speaker.


 

Thor: My fellow Asgardians, wish us well, for we shall travel with the speed of Odin’s ravens. We will return with children. Many children. And then we shall feast! Not on the children. We do not do that anymore. Those were dark times. Shameful times.


 

Thor: So, you still rollerblading?
Jane Foster: No. No. You?
Thor: Oh, yeah. Every weekend. Once you blade, you never fade. Right, Korg?
Korg: Skate mates for life!


 

Jane Foster: So, I was thinking, when we get to the bad guy, what about if I had like a cool catchphrase? Like, “Eat this hammer!” Bang! Or like, “Check out my hammer.” Boom!


 

Thor: [referring to his catchprase] Mine is, “This ends here and now.”
Jane Foster: Oh, that’s such a good one.
Thor: It took me a long time to perfect it. You’ll get there. You just need to practice.
Jane Foster: It’s just my first bad guy.
Thor: You never forget your first.


 

King Valkyrie: Am I sensing feelings?
Thor: Feelings? What, for Jane? No, don’t be ridiculous. Feelings. The last time we had feelings were long time ago. Long, long gone. I think you, maybe you have feelings.
King Valkyrie: Mate, relax. We’re on the same team.
Thor: I know exactly what team we’re on, okay?
King Valkyrie: Team Jane.


 

Thor: [referring to Zeus] Oh, there he is! The man, the myth, the legend. Oh, I don’t know if you know this, but I base a lot of what I do on this guy. He’s the god of lightning, I’m the god of thunder. Huge source of inspiration.
Jane Foster: That’s really good. You should lead with that when you ask him for an army.


 

Thor: [referring to Zeus] We cannot interrupt him in the middle of an entrance. He’s famous for his entrances.


 

Zeus: I hereby open this holy council of the god. Where we have many, many serious matter to be talk about. Such as, where are we going to hold this year’s orgy?
Jane Foster: Is this guy for real?
King Valkyrie: Honestly, I’m not mad at it.


 

Zeus: So now we’re going to announce the winner of the, “Most human souls sacrificed in the name of a god.”
Thor: Okay, maybe he’s not that great.
Jane Foster: Oh, no, not good.
King Valkyrie: No, I don’t think it’s going to get any better than this.


 

Thor: There’s no ding-donging or bum-rushing. Especially not Zeus bum. When the time is right, I’m going to talk to him.
Jane Foster: The time is right now.
Thor: Time is not right now.


 

Thor: [referring to Gorr] He’s murdering en masse.
Zeus: I tell you one time, now, you shut up. You be quiet. Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy.
Thor: Zeus, we must do something.
Zeus: You cannot come to the orgy!


 

Zeus: Let’s see who you are. I take off your disguise. And flick!
Thor: [as Thor becomes butt naked] You flicked too hard, dammit!
Jane Foster: Should we help him?
King Valkyrie: I mean, eventually. Grape?
Korg: Mm, looks like a shy courgette.


 

Zeus: Every god watches over their own peoples. Nothing more, nothing less. Asgardian problems are Asgardian problems. Hmm?
Thor: How the mighty have fallen. My hero, Zeus, afraid.


 

Zeus: [to Thor] One, yes, I am scared. Gorr has the Necrosword, which means he could kill us. Not good. Two, I know you’re trying to do the right thing. I understand. But all you do is cause a panic. Panic is not good. We are safe here. You, my friend, you are safe here. So, chill, baby cake. Have some wine, have some grape. Anything goes here in Omnipotence City. Three, don’t talk back to Zeus. I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on. Now I put your clothes back on! Flick, flick. For this is the Golden Temple of the god. It’s not a rudie-nudie festival.


 

Thor: We need your lightning bolt.
Zeus: My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt. So, I think, to use somebody’s secret weapon like this, that you should at least get the name right when you ask.


 

King Valkyrie: Can we do my plan now?
Thor: Yes. Rush his bum.
Jane Foster: Hell, yeah!


 

Korg: Here I am! I didn’t die!
Thor: Oh, my God. Yes! You’re alive!
Korg: Turns out the only part of a Kronan that’s alive is his mouth.


 

Thor: And then the goat boat came in, rescued us, and we flew out the window. The end. Another classic Thor adventure.
Axl: I can’t believe you killed Zeus.
Thor: Well, you know what they say, never meet your heroes.


 

Jane Foster: How are the children?
Thor: As you can imagine, they’re a little bit scared because they’re kids. But I told them that everything is going to plan.
King Valkyrie: Oh, so you lied to them.
Jane Foster: We still have a plan?
Thor: Yes, there’s a plan.
King Valkyrie: There’s no plan.


 

King Valkyrie: We failed to raise a god army. Korg is dead.
Thor: He’s not dead.
Korg: I’m not dead.
King Valkyrie: Well, he’s a head. And you, you got properly humiliated.
Thor: No, I got properly naked, which I am okay with. Jane?
Jane Foster: I was okay with it.
Thor: Korg?
Korg: I loved it.


 

Thor: We killed Zeus!
King Valkyrie: You killed Zeus.
Thor: I mean, that may, or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe. And, sure, the entire god kingdom is probably going to hunt us down for the rest of our days. But listen, you stole this beautiful weapon. Alright? This is the army right here. It’s sleek, it’s slender, it’s powerful, it’s beautiful.


 

Thor: [to Stormbreaker] I mean, I know it’s a little weird having my ex-weapon around, but come on, Mjolnir, in the past. It’s you and me now, buddy.


 

Korg: That is the song that my dad sang to my other dad when they were courting. When two Kronans want to make a baby, they get together inside a mountain, and they go down to a little lava pool, and they hold hands over the hot lava, and then, after a month, they pull their hands apart, and they find they’ve created a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
King Valkyrie: Fascinating. And hot.


 

Thor: I want to feel s**tty about you.
Jane Foster: What?
Thor: I want to feel s**tty about something, and I think that’s you.
Jane Foster: Not really getting any better.
Thor: It’s not, is it? Dammit.


 

Thor: My friend, he told me that it’s better to feel s**tty from losing love than it is
to never experience love, and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty. And I think he was right, which is how I’ve been feeling for a long time. I’ve pushed people away, kept them at a distance because of the fear of that loss, but I don’t want to do that anymore. I don’t want to live like that.


 

Thor: I closed off my heart, and I meditated. Did you meditate?
Jane Foster: No. It’s so boring.
Thor: It actually made me more angry.


 

Thor: But I’m tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate, and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me. I want to live in the moment, I want to live like there’s no tomorrow, throw caution to the wind. I want to be with you, Jane. What do you say?
Jane Foster: I have cancer.
Thor: I’m sorry, what?
Jane Foster: I’m sick.
Thor: Wait. What’s happening?
Jane Foster: Bye.


 

Jane Foster: I heard Mjolnir calling me, so I thought maybe, if science isn’t working, maybe Viking space magic.
Thor: That’s why you came to New Asgard.
Jane Foster: Yeah, I thought the hammer maybe could cure me. And I think it’s getting better. Maybe not.


 

Thor: Jane, none of us know how long we have. We don’t know what tomorrow holds. And Mjolnir, Mjolnir chose you. And it chose you because you’re worthy. And that’s something. When I first met you, I was unworthy. I was unable to pick up that hammer. But you taught me there is no greater purpose than to help those in need. You made me worthy.


 

Jane Foster: I want to finish that mission.
Thor: Spoken like a true Thor. How do you feel now?
Jane Foster: So scared. How are you feeling?
Thor: S**tty.
Jane Foster: How s**tty?
Thor: Really s**tty.
[Jane kisses him]


 

Korg: Do you think those two will ever hold hands over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby?
King Valkyrie: It’s unlikely, sadly.
Korg: Mm, that’s too bad. I think Thor would make a great dad.


 

Thor: We really have to stop meeting like this.
Gorr: Call the axe.
Thor: I’ll call the axe when you call the dentist.


 

Gorr: Some god you are.
Thor: You know nothing of being a god.
Gorr: You went to the gods for help, and they did nothing. We’re alike in that sense.


 

Gorr: [to Jane] You’re dying. I’m sorry. We’re on the same path. Just as the sword empowered me, the hammer empowered you. But it did nothing to change your fate. The gods will use you, but they will not help you. There is no eternal reward for us.


 

Gorr: [to Thor] I know your pain. Love is pain. I had a daughter once. I put my faith in a higher power hoping it would save her, and she died. Now I understand. My daughter is the lucky one. She does not have to grow up in a world of suffering and pain run by wicked gods. Choose love.


 

Jane Foster: What’s going on out there?
Thor: Oh, some moron made a fridge without a door. Can you believe it? Not to worry. I got it open and got you all sorts of goodies.


 

Thor: [to Jane] I’m just going to pop out for a moment, pick up the kids, kill the bad guy, and then I’ll come straight back.


 

Jane Foster: You need me.
Thor: I do need you, Jane. I need you alive. It’d be great to have you on the battlefield, fighting Gorr side by side, but that hammer is killing you. Every time you use it, it’s draining all of your mortal strength, leaving your body unable to fight the cancer.


 

Jane Foster: What happened to, “Live like there’s no tomorrow”?
Thor: Well, that’s before I knew you might not have one.
Jane Foster: Why not have one more adventure?
Thor: Jane, if there’s a chance to live, you have to take it.
Jane Foster: Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer.


 

Jane Foster: I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico, just living the dream, but look at me. I want to keep fighting. I’m the Mighty Thor. And you want me not to do that? What’s the point of more time of this?
Thor: Because I love you. I’ve always loved you. And this is a chance for us. But if you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone.


 

Thor: It’s your choice, Jane. But I’d regret it every single day if I didn’t ask you to stay here so we could try and figure this out together.
Jane Foster: You better come back to me.
Thor: I’m coming back as soon as I can.
Jane Foster: Break a leg.
Thor: I’ll break all his legs.


 

Thor: So how you feeling with the old stab wound?
King Valkyrie: I think I lost my kidney.
Thor: Gone completely? Ugh.


 

Thor: Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home, if they be true of heart is therefore worthy, and shall possess, for limited time only, the power of Thor!


 

Gorr: You’ve lost, Lady Thor.
Jane Foster: First off, the name is Mighty Thor! And secondly, if you can’t say Mighty Thor, I’ll accept Doctor Jane Foster! And thirdly, eat my hammer!


 

Gorr: What kind of father would I be if I stopped?
Thor: I know your pain, but this isn’t the way. It’s not death or revenge that you seek.
Gorr: What do I seek?
Thor: You seek love.
Gorr: Love? Why should I seek love?
Thor: Because it’s all any of us want.


 

Thor: You’ve won, Gorr. Why would I spend my last moments with you when I can be with her? I choose love. You can too. You can bring her back. Make your wish.


 

Gorr: [referring to his daughter] I’m dying. She would have no one. She would be alone.
Jane Foster: She won’t be alone.


 

Jane Foster: Ever since I picked up that hammer, it’s like I’ve gotten an extra life. And it was magical. Not too bad for a human.
Thor: Not too bad for a god.


 

Jane Foster: Keep your heart open. I love you.
Thor: I love you too.
[they kiss as she dies in his arms]


 

Gorr: [to Thor, referring to his daughter] Protect her. Protect my love.


 

Korg: Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking. AKA, the Mighty Thor. AKA, Dr. Jane Foster. Her sacrifice saved the universe and taught us all what it means to be worthy. She helped the children of the gods who laser-beamed their way back home to their dozy little fishing village turned tourist destination.


 

Korg: The kids were safe to be kids again. Especially after their king made them all go to self-defense classes. Look at all those budding Space Vikings. Even Heimdall’s son, Axl Heimdall son, who could now do his dad’s freaky eye magic, was becoming quite the warrior. The future of Asgard was secure.


 

Korg: Speaking of futures, I was forging one of my own, now that my body’s grown back, with a dude I met called Dwayne. And what about Thor, you ask? He embarked on a new journey because he had found something to live for, something to love for. A little someone who turned him from Sad God into Dad God.


 

Thor: [referring to the face painting on Mjolnir] Oh, wow. That is not coming off. What did you do?
Love: Eh, she looked boring before.
Thor: Yeah. Suppose it did. I love it. Very creative.


 

Korg: They will always be there for us. The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity. With the powers of a god. Two warriors fighting the good fight for those who can’t fight good. They have traveled far, and have been given many names. But to those who know them best, they are simply known as Love and Thunder.


 

Zeus: [mid-credits lines] It used to be that being a god, it meant something. People would whisper your name before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams. They begged you for mercy without ever knowing if you were actually listening. Now, you know, they look to the sky, they don’t ask us for lightning. They don’t ask us for rain. They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes. When did we become the joke? No. No more. They will fear us again when Thor Odinson falls from the sky. Do you understand me, Hercules? Do you understand me, my son?
Hercules: Yes, Father.


 

Heimdall: [post-credits lines] Jane Foster.
Jane Foster: Heimdall.
Heimdall: I see you’re dead now.
Jane Foster: Yeah.
Heimdall: Thank you for looking after my son. You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods. Welcome to Valhalla.

 


 

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