Yelena Belova: So, none of us fly? What, do we all just punch and shoot?
Yelena Belova: Oh, my God. We suck.
John Walker: Someone’s got a weird, hard butt.
Ava Starr: That’s not my butt. It’s my suit.
Yelena Belova: Anyone else have any pointless childhood stories to tell?
Yelena Belova: You can trust me, Bob.
Robert Reynolds: Can I?
Yelena Belova: No, not really.
Robert Reynolds: I hate to say it, but I think Walter was right on this one.
Yelena Belova: His name is Walker, Bob.
John Walker: [referring to Valentina] Yeah, she’s lost it.
Yelena Belova: Nope. She’s found it. And she’ll use it.
Yelena Belova: Alexei, have you slept?
Alexei Shostakov: I’ll sleep when I’m dead!
Alexei Shostakov: And Ghost. Ah, what a magician. You disappear. You reappear. When you reappear, does sometimes things not pop up in right place?
Alexei Shostakov: What impressive friends you’ve assembled, Yelena.
Yelena Belova: We are not friends, Alexei.
Ava Starr: No. We’re just disposable delinquents.
Alexei Shostakov: Whatever you are, the light inside you is brighter, Yelena.
Alexei Shostakov: You are a team of scrappy antiheroes.
John Walker: Yeah. Go Thunderbolts.
Alexei Shostakov: What? Yelena. You named them after your peewee soccer club?
Alexei Shostakov: This has the makings of a team that can raise to glory. A team that can bring light from the darkness. A team of heroes that can be on the Wheaties box, and have little kiddie toys.
John Walker: [referring to the car as they’re being shot at] What happened to “bulletproof”?
Alexei Shostakov: Bulletproofish. God, everyone’s a critic today!
Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: Robert, I know everything about you. And I still want you to be my guy. And isn’t that what you want? To be accepted? To be chosen? No one else sees it, but I do. And I think maybe your past is what makes you so perfect.
Bucky Barnes: Look, I’ve been where you are. You can run, but it doesn’t go away. Sooner or later it catches up to you, and when it does, it’s too late. So you can either do something about it now, or live with it forever.
Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: Righteousness without power is just an opinion.
Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: You’re brought up to believe that there’s a good guy and a bad guy. But then eventually, you come to realize that there’s a bad guy and a worse guy. And nothing else.
Alexei Shostakov: What kind of super serum did you get?
Bucky Barnes: I don’t know. Regular. Hydra.
Alexei Shostakov: Hydra? Oh. Fancy. Mine was Soviet recreation. But it’s still good, you know?
Alexei Shostakov: [to Bucky] We are same. You and me. I mean, we are different, but we are same. You know, we could be coleaders in this, huh?
Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: Look at you. You are all so adorable. Just think, I send you down there to kill each other, and instead, you make nice and you form a team.